If you raise you're hand once more I swear

Those dangling fingers will no longer be there

You remind me of a certain girl in a story I read

I read what a shocker but if you say that you'll be dead

You're hand is already up when the teacher is still talking

I won't be Done any time soon with this mocking

You got a 36 on you're ACT

You spend all you're time in the Library

I'm sure you were choosing a college before you were out of the womb

And reciting the dictionary as you went into your tomb

You were five when you knew all the presidents of the United States

And you had all you're times tables memorized up to the eights

Now don't blame me to be kind of bitter

I am still over here needing a baby sitter

You beat me in the science fair

And you're homemade rocket shot 50 feet in the air

The teacher always gives you the special eye

When you were six you called me a mean word and it made me cry

Colleges wanted you when you were eight

They all knew about you from every state

So don't expect me to be a bit biased

When we play trivia games and my score isn't the highest

You're mom boasts about you to all you're friends

Can all of this just come to an end