Girl get over here I have something to say

And let me just say it will rock your day

OK, so listen up because this is big news

No girl I am not dropping a hint or any clues

So I was in the hall just talking to my friend

When he came up behind me I think my life might end

His cologne nearly made my head spin

And I am sure I was wearing a stupid grin

Girl you are blushing your cheeks are red

Here is a Pillow you might want to rest your head

Girl quit being dramatic I have so much to say

Sit your butt down this will take all day

His Jacket was unzipped and girl it was hot

Girl calm yourself down I am sure it was not

Girl stop interrupting so I can tell you more

This part is good so go shut the door

I have already picked out The name for our child

And the colors for our wedding they are so very wild

So let me finish the story because it is amazing and true

I know he was so close to saying I love you

Quit stalling girl I am dying just state the facts

Tell me it straight I want the whites and blacks

OK fine let me get to the best part

There is so much to tell now where do I start

Now listen up because this part is good

Now listen up just like a girl should

This is the climax so be ready to scream

And oh my gosh his eyes were a dream

So he leaned in close, I could tell he was into me

And his teeth were so white and his breath so minty

I have already planned our 50th anniversary

And I don't think anything rhymes with that so I will just say anniversary

I have already planned what he will wear on our date

Girl you are so sidetracked I cannot stand to wait

Fine fine fine let me tell you what he said

Before you die and you are Daad

So he grinned at me all happy and nice

Girl the chemistry was perfect I could feel the spice

He then told me his name was Ben

And then guess what he asked if he could borrow my pen