When I walk through that door you know I am there

Oh darling I know I'm amazing please don't stare

Now don't get me started my fashion is on point

Things are in place down to every joint

My nails are a perfect shape down to the smallest finger

If I pick up A microphone I am a perfect singer

My eyebrows are dark luscious and Great

Don't get me started on my hair it's perfectly straight

I don't ever get timid nervous or shy

I'm quite the opposite I guess a social butterfly

Heads turn when I walk in the room

And no it's not because of my strong smelling perfume

My room is clean everything in place

How can I ever stand for a social disgrace