There is a secret to my success

And if you listen up you will be blessed

So here it is plain as day

And now you won't have it any other way

Yes I know I'm beautiful charming and smart

But there is an even better part

Everyone has power in their brain

Let me teach you how to suffer without pain

If you are wondering how my grades are so good

And let me tell you everybody should

It all comes down to one simple thing

Let me tell you straight up without all the bling

I'm not one to put in a lot of work

Yes some people might call me a bit of a jerk

It is plain and simple so here you go

I Still other peoples work so now you know

Cheating isn't wrong if you do it's right

You just hire other people to do the fight

There are three simple steps to the method you see

So listen up I'll tell you one through three

Make sure you are sitting next to the nerd in the room

Or your life will be filled with a bunch of gloom

Glance at their paper once in a while

And if they catch you just shoot them a smile

Bribe  the teacher to raise your grade

And if they don't threaten them with a blade

I am kidding don't do that part

Or Your life will be over before it had a start

Now on to the last step  so listen clear

This is top evidence so it remains right here

Yes my dear friends the ones with the Ds

Are the best ones in the class and they also get degrees