No one's POV
It was a peaceful night for Beacon Academy.  Everyone was sleeping, and quite happily at that.  All but one person: Y/n.  He was already up and about, setting up Christmas decorations, for tomorrow was Christmas.  He teleported everywhere, tying ribbons, buying presents for everyone (even team CRDL), and most importantly, setting up his DJ set, as he was a DJ, and planned to play some Christmas themed music and songs in the auditorium.  Y/n kept this up until morning, having fallen asleep on his couch in his dorm room.  Now, let us go to team RWBY's dorm.

-Timeskip-

Ruby: OHMYGOSHAYEARSWORTHOFCOOKIES!

Weiss: *Gasp* A mirror kit.  Just what I needed!

Blake: *Looks around cautiously before reading the newest Ninjas of Love*

Yang: Awesome!  A workout set!  Yes!

-Timeskip-

Jaune: "How to get a girl 101".  Hey! Is this person saying that what my dad told me about what girls look for in a guy wrong?

Nora: A whole years worth of pancakes!  Yes!

Ren: A meditation mat and meditation music set?  Now this is truly a gift.

Pyrrha: "Destiny 2: Forsaken".  A book huh?  And it's about Destiny... Interesting."  (A/n: Not sure if there is a book about it, but whatever)

-Timeskip-

Coco: *Looking at a new set of clothes* Oh my, now these are perfect for me.

Velvet: I can't believe it!  This is the newest camera model!  *Squeals while hugging it*

Fox: *Puts in ear plugs* Ah, finally.  I can now sleep in peace...

Yatsuhashi: Huh.  The latest volume of "How to master your weapon".  Just exactly what I needed.  (A/n: I couldn't think up of anything for Yatsu)

-Timeskip-

Cardin: Let's see what we got!  *Opens present* Huh.  A DVD with all the seasons of " Boku No Pico".  Can't wait to see what its like!

Russell: A magazine about anime traps?  Well, let's dive in!  Ooh, she looks fine!  (A/n: Ladies and gentlemen... We got him)

Sky: "Harry Potter theme: Earrape version?  P.S: turn up volume to max". Don't know what earrape is, but I'll give it a listen.

Dove: "Warning: Do not open, Tentacle Monster inside".  I'm gonna open it later.  (A/n: I've seen enough memes to know where this is going)

-Timeskip-

Ozpin: Hm.  How thoughtful of Y/n to get me a new mug.  And a box full of fresh coffee beans.

-Timeskip-

Glynda: "How to smile more 101.  P.S: Smile more.  You look a lot more beautiful".  Well, I don't know whether to be glad or offended, but thank you whoever you are.

-Timeskip-

Port: "How to tell good, and interesting stories 101.  P.S: Your stories suck man.". Well that's.... Uncalled for.

-Timeskip-

Oobleck: "Here is everything you need to know about my race, even though I'm the last one".  *Opens book* THIS IS AMAZING!

-Timeskip-

Now, back to our 4th wall breaking protagonist, who is still sleeping.  Until, that is, he is awoken by his alarm on his scroll. 

Y/n POV

I was having a dream where I was spending Christmas Eve with the gang back in the underground, but it was cut short, as my scroll started to make a beeping noise.  I grabbed it, and saw that it was a call from Ruby, and answered it.

Y/n: Yeah, Rubes?

Ruby: Y/n, where are you right now?

Y/n: I am nowhere and everywhere at the same time.

Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?

Y/n: *Teleports to team RWBY's dorm*  It means I am here.  (A/n: reference)

RWBY: Kyaaaaah! 

Y/n: Pfffft, hahahahahahahaha!  Ya should've seen the looks on your faces, bruh!  10/10 would do it again, bruh!

Weiss: Grrrr, that wasn't funny!

Y/n: Yeah, yeah, sure.  Anyways, what'd you all get for Christmas?

Ruby: *While eating cookies* A yearsh worsh of cookish! 

Weiss: A mirror kit.

Blake: *Sweating nervously* Um, I g-got nothing.  Nothing at all.

Yang: I got a workout set!  With a high durability punch bag! 

Y/n: Huh.  Neat.  Guess what I got?

RWBY: What?

Y/n: This.  *Snaps fingers and is now in DJ clothes*

Ruby: *Eyes sparkling* Cooooooool...

Weiss: Not bad.  Perhaps I can invite you to an upcoming party as the DJ.

Blake: *Reading Ninjas of Love secretly*

Yang: I'm lovin' it~

Y/n: Glad to see you all like it.  Now if you'll excuse me, I've got remixes to remix.  *Teleports*

(What your DJ outfit looks like btw.  And I obviously don't own this picture)

I teleported to Ozpin's office, which didn't surprise him, unsurprisingly.

Ozpin: Ah, Y/n.  How may I help you?

Y/n: Heya Oz.  Was wonderin' if you would allow me to be the DJ for today's Christmas party.  Will you bruh?

Ozpin: Sure.  I don't see why not.

Y/n: Heh.  Thanks, bruh.  *Teleports back to auditorium*  Alright.  Now, we wait.  For 5 hours... Oh boy.  (A/n: Just wanted to say, I CANNOT say the word "boy" without imagining Kratos saying it.  Oh, and remember those previous timeskips?  Well...)

-Timeskip-

The wait was over!  Finally!  I dimmed the lights as I started to hear people coming.  I then summoned some Gaster Blasters, but they looked different, as I had decorated them.

(Here's the picture if you forgot)

As soon as I knew everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, was in the auditorium, the Gaster Blasters lit up, my DJ outfit started to glow, and the dance lights came on. 

Y/n: Y'all ready for this?!

Crowd: Yes!

And after that response, I instantly pressed a button, and the music came on, Gaster Blasters firing the cool blue effect, and the dance lights were, well, "dancing", as they did at concerts.  (Just enjoy)

After all of that, I still had one more up my sleeve.  And so, I pressed a button that read, "Pre-Recorded Set", and although it wasn't Christmas themed, it was still good.

-Timeskip-

As soon as the party was over, I flopped onto my bed, tired as I already packed up my DJ set, and used my Gaster Blasters for quite some time.  Then, I heard a knock on my door.   Groaning, I got up, walked to the door, and opened, only to be greeted by team RWBY carrying presents, each having a single one.

Ruby: Hi, Y/n!

Y/n: Hi Rubes.  Whatcha need?

Ruby: Well, seeing as how you were the only one who didn't receive a present, we decided to get you some!

Y/n: Really?  Well, thanks, guys.  I really appreciate it!  Come on in.

I made way for them so they could enter, and enter they did.  They all sat down, and joined.  After closing the door, obviously.

Y/n: So, what did you all get for me?

Yang: Oh, open mine first!

Y/n: Okay then?  Well, here goes nothing.  *Opens present from Yang*  No way!  PS One?!  Are you kidding me?!  Yang, thank you!  (A/n: No racism!  That goes for consoles as well!)

Weiss: Here.  I didn't get you a gift because I wanted to.  B-baka.

Y/n: Sure, whatever you say, my tsundere princess.  *Opens present from Weiss*  Aw, a box full of the Blue Exorcist Manga?  How thoughtful of you.  Thank you Weiss!

Weiss: W-whatever. B-baka.

Blake: Here you go.

Y/n: Thank you.  *Opens present from Blake* Whoa!  It's the latest book from F/a (Favorite author)!  Thank you iso much, Blake!

Ruby: E-erm, here you go, Y/n.  I'm not sure if it's good enough, but I hope you like it.

Y/n: Don't worry, I'm sure I-

I cut myself short, as the present she gave me, was a red scarf.  Just like the one Papyrus wore.  I looked at it and smiled warmly, and wore it.  And I did something unexpected: I gave Ruby a kiss.  On the cheek, of course.  Don't want the FBI on my case.

Y/n: Thank you, Ruby.  I love it. 

Ruby: Y-you're welcome.

-Meanwhile, with team CRDL-

Cardin: *Shaking* What.  The f*ck.  Did I just watch?

Russell: Wait... Traps are actually guys that look female?!  Noooooooooooooooo!!!

Sky: *Ears bleeding* Guys?  Can you hear me?  Guys?

Dove: *Being raped by tentacle monster* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-

(And cut!  Whew, that took longer than expected!  Hope you all enjoyed this special chapter, even though it's late.  Anyways, this is ZEFFEX, signing off!  Later!)