AN: SHIT, IT'S BEEN AWHILE! How ya'll doin'?

Yuu

People let me tell you I nearly choked on oxygen when I saw this man!

He was too fine!

Rei fainted and it took everything in me not to join him.

"U-um....?" I say while fanning myself. Yusei sighed and pushed up his glasses. "Listen, these are my younger brothers. The one that fainted is Rei, and the small-

"-I am not small!"

"-one is Yuu."

"Yuu, Rei, this is my boyfriend, Dante." He said while waving over him and Dante smiled. He seemed friendly enough.

"It's nice to meet the both of you."

"Holy hell your voice is deep!" Rei said while rising up. My eyes went wide and I took a step back. How did he just rise from the dead?!

"I know." Yusei says with a smirk. "Since mum and dad aren't here-"

"Who the fuck is parked in my driveway?!" We heard mum yell and froze.

"Never mind ..." He grumbled. Rei appeared beside Dante and put an arm around his shoulder. "It was nice meeting you, you know. I hope you've had a full life."

"Rei!" Yusei pushed him off amd I giggled. "We'll be upstairs, call us when you've escaped the wrath of our parents." I tell him and pulled Rei upstairs.

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"So like, if he doesn't make it out alive, does this mean we have to move since mum and dad will be murderers?" I ask Rei. We moved into his room and I was watching him play Overwatch.

"Maybe? Which city you wanna go to?"

"Can we just go to Canada?"

"Huh? Why?"

"Free health care and College." I answered as he nuked a Genji.

"Shit I need to be there then. Sure we can go. Fuck Trump."

I giggled and the door open; it was dad.

"You two can come down now. We're down talking."

We both went downstairs to see the kitchen perfectly in tact. Then peeked around in the living room to see if anything was broken. Nope. Nothing.

"Well it's nice to see that there isn't a crime scene."

"Oh hush." Mum said while sitting on the couch. She had a pout on her face.

"Your father wouldn't let me interrogate him to the fullest."

Dad pushed up his glasses and sat in her lap. "Only because I don't want a crime scene. Do you know how long it takes to get blood out of carpet?" He stretched in her lap and leaned back. Mum started to play with his ears.

"Well." Rei starts, "I'm not seeing them around here anywhere and I beginning to get very concerned about the wellbeing of our brother."

I just noticed that Yusei was no where to be found and I was growing concerned as well.

"After talking his boyfriend left, and he's in his room." Mum says.

"Correction, my dear. After you threw him through the window and locked it. Yusei went to his room and his boyfriend left when you threatened him with your 72-Law."

Rei nearly chocked and I rose an eyebrow.

"You brought out the Law?!" He screamed.

Dad frowned. "She brought out the Law."

"What is this Law you all are talking about?" I questioned and Rei blinked rapidly.

"Your mother's first RPG launcher. That was given to her from her mother, that was used on me." Dad growled and mum pets his ears some more.

"You know she only did it to scare you. She wasn't going to actually use it dear."

"I don't know." Dad mumbled. "You both had the same bat shit crazy grin on your faces and seeing it once in a life time is a enough.

He wiggles out of mum's lap and sits next to her. "So from now on you are on restriction and you will give me the key to your inventory." He says seriously and mum whined.

"I love you Montey." She told him.

"I know. Give me the key Leone."

With a growl she handed it to him and sat next to Rei, pulling him in her lap. "Rei is now my favorite."

I pout. "What about me?!"

She picks me up and sits me in Rei's lap. "My favorite sons."

Dad rolled his eyes.

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FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ARE CURIOUS::::::

Leon's uh, 'Parental' weapon
XD

Also I need fanart of the parents.

How ya been?