• May 29, 2017 •

[ Aviana <•> Connor ]

A: why did you guys forget to include me?

C: oh...

A: and you took Zach...

A: this is not fair 🥺

C: Ava, it's not like that...

C: Zach had come over to drop my other friend off at my place and since we were already going, Kara asked him to come with us.

C: I didn't invite him.

A: what other friend?

C: the one you hate.

C: on another group chat he was just creating a scene at being left out. Had been whining about it all day.

A: ...

A: oh you mean Tim.

C: yeah.

A: I do hate him.

C: ...

A: and what's he doing in Metropolis again? Didn't he get sick af of the city after his last visit?

C: idk

C: he's ever-persistent.

A: what a terrible trait.

C: ...

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A: and who's this family friend Zach told me about?

C: he's Mike. He lives in Europe and has come here to visit.

A: where in Europe?

C: ...

C: let me confirm.

A: you have to confirm? Don't you know?

C: I forget very easily.

A: ...

C: Greece.

A: ooooh, interesting.

C: yeah ig.

A: so you've been busy these days spending time with this Mike?

C: yeah...

C: it's his first time here so I've been showing him around. Sorry if I seemed too busy, I'll drop by your place soon as I can.

A: oh no worries. Have a great time 👍

C: ...

C: fr?

A: yup 😊

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C: you're not angry?

A: why would I be angry?

A: now I really think you guys consider me worse than Satan.

C: ...

C: of course not.

A: it's kinda hilarious tho 😂

C: ...

A: what?

C: you're in a very good mood today.

C: what happened?

A: nothing that specific.

A: the weather's nice and I don't have to go to school anymore and I applied for a job and got a call back.

C: really? That's great and call it not so specific?

A: because I've not decided whether I'm serious enough to take up the job or not.

C: oh.

C: still a celebration is due. You free at five?

A: totally.

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• May 30, 2017 •

[ The Young Misfits ]

Superboy: look who's having the time of his life.

Artemis: aww, you two are bonding.

Miss Martian: surprisingly.

Nightwing: looks fun. Now I want to go bicycling too but it's raining heavily here in Gotham.

Supergirl: oh but you guys haven't yet seen the picture of the day.

Kid Flash: what picture? Is Connor practicing speed photography again?

Superboy: hey that's a brilliant idea! I'll do it next time.

Nightwing: not in public or you'll blow your cover.

Superboy: ah... I almost forgot in excitement.

Miss Martian: okay but where's the picture?

Superboy: should I really share it though?

Artemis: why? Is it inappropriate?

Superboy: not really.

Nightwing: then what's the issue?

Superboy: I'm worried it will ruin Jay's chances of getting back together with Meg.

Artemis: 😂😂😂

Miss Martian: who says he had any chances left?

Red Robin: because he took all those chances already! And I'm hundred percent sure they've already gotten back together.

Miss Martian: shut tf up.

Artemis: way to go for deviating off topic again.

Superboy: oh yeah, sorry.

Supergirl: it's just that Mon liked Connor's jacket and said he wanted to wear it and then this happened. Connor couldn't resist taking a picture.

Kid Flash: ...

Nightwing: ...

Artemis: ...

Red Robin: ...

Miss Martian: holy hell he's hot...

Superboy: that's exactly why I wasn't posting the pic. But since it's been done all thanks to Kara, I'm posting all I took so far.

Miss Martian: I can see it now, Jay definitely has competition.

Supergirl: 🤣🤣🤣

Artemis: he had a very edge lord look to him in the last one. Hot nonetheless.

Kid Flash: yikes, we all have competition now it seems.

Nightwing: keep me out of it.

Nightwing: I'm still way out of y'all's league.

Artemis: oh look, the ever conceited prick is back.

Red Robin: but is he wrong tho?

Miss Martian: nope. Not when he looks like this.

Nightwing: Meg I feel flattered that you've kept such a nice pic of me but where did you get it from?

Miss Martian: ...

Miss Martian: confidential.

Nightwing: I'm the one who's in the picture. I have every right to know the source.

Miss Martian: well if you scroll really down in the Insta you have, you'll find it too.

Red Robin: proof that Meg stalks us on the internet.

Miss Martian: I don't stalk you, I don't have time to see an account full of your love for coffee.

Red Robin: I feel offended but rn I have gotten so used to it that it doesn't matter.

Superboy: ah but edge lord pics aren't the only ones I have of Mon. We borrowed dad's glasses for a nerdy look.

Nightwing: oh my gods, what trickery is this?

Nightwing: he looks like a younger Clark!

Kid Flash: unbelievable...

Red Robin: terrifying.

Miss Martian: maybe it's because of the glasses. Didn't Kara tell us that they have a special lens that can fool people and it helps Superman stay undercover as a civilian?

Supergirl: that's true but here it's purely coincidental.

Supergirl: the specs work but they can't transform another person into Clark.

Superboy: yeah. It's just a coincidental resemblance.

Superboy: do you guys want more? Oh wait, that's all I have for now.

Red Robin: thank heavens!

Superboy: wait, what happened to you?

Red Robin: because I have had enough.

Artemis: why?

Red Robin: I'm disappointed. And really sad all over again.

Miss Martian: like it's anything new...

Superboy: but why?

Red Robin: now you're using Mon as your muse for photography practice ☹️

Superboy: well...

Red Robin: I'm not sad. Not at all.

Artemis: well just a few seconds ago you said the opposite.

Red Robin: I'm not crying either, these are droplets from the glass of water Steph threw at me.

Nightwing: ...

Red Robin: don't worry, Dickiebird, it missed.

Nightwing: Steph's here in Gotham, you idiot.

Red Robin: wait, am I in Metropolis?

Kid Flash: yeah.

Red Robin: fuck...

Supergirl: 😂

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Kid Flash: your depressing phase never ends, Timmy. I thought you'd be happier after yesterday.

Red Robin: is it really a phase and not my personality?

Artemis: you never told us what surprise Wally gave you tho.

Red Robin: oh yeah, Wally took me to the best ever roller coaster in Georgia. It was super fun and I had a great time.

Red Robin: but unfortunately all good things come to an end...

Nightwing: GEORGIA!?!!!!

Red Robin: best amusement park ever...

Nightwing: but frickin GEORGIA!!!

Nightwing: do you have any idea how far away it is?

Red Robin: well I'm not the speedster. You tell, Wally.

Kid Flash: 😬

Nightwing: ...

Artemis: you abuse the speed force at this rate.

Kid Flash: guys, come on... It won't happen again, I promise.

Nightwing: ...

Red Robin: I love you Wally, don't listen to them.

Nightwing: you ran all the way to frickin Georgia with Tim in your hold?

Red Robin: ...

Kid Flash: well...

Nightwing: explain yourself!

Kid Flash: at least I didn't take him out of country...

Nightwing: and don't you ever dare to either!

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