• May 10, 2017 •

[ Luke Protection Squad ]

Connor: I can't believe it, exams are finally over!

Luke: 🥳🥳🥳

Kara: thank goodness.

Nora: agreed.

Zach: such a relief, now there's one less thing to worry about.

Aviana: stop moping around

Zach: I am not moping!

Aviana: we all know you're glad exams ended too so don't go around with such a sad face.

Aviana: exclusive for those of you who can't see him right now. He's walking around like a depressed old man.

Zach: what are you, my personal photographer?

Aviana: pfffft who has time for that?

Zach: you're still worse than the press. From all I've heard about the creepy Gotham paps, I feel like you could give then a run for their money.

Aviana: you have yet to meet the Gotham press then, you'll eat up your words in an instant.

Zach: besides, this is not a sad face, this is a tired face.

Aviana: and this is a weird face.

Zach: Ava, stop it!

Aviana: haha no

Nora: 😂

Kara: what are you even doing, Zach?

Zach: tbh, I don't know myself. The pics are from so long ago that I don't even remember why she still has these.

Luke: looks like Zach's weird pics phase has come back.

Zach: gosh no 😨

Zach: Ava, don't you dare post any such picture.

Aviana: funny of you to assume your threats would work.

Zach: if I found out your weird pics then I won't hesitate to post those either if you keep going like this.

Aviana: find one, I dare you.

Zach: ...

Connor: ten dollars say he's not gonna find any.

Luke: usually Connor sucks at betting but this time he picked the right side.

Kara: 😂

Luke: even her pics from preschool are like those shot of child models.

Aviana: what can I say? I'm very photogenic.

Aviana: btw I appreciate the generous compliment, Lukey.

Zach: ...

Aviana: did you find any weird pics, Zachary?

Zach: ...

Aviana: hey, you there?

Zach: I hate you.

Aviana: I take it as a "how can someone look so awesome in every picture?"

Zach: shut up.

Connor: where are my ten dollars?

Kara: no one made a bet with you. You won't get any ten dollars.

Connor: such a shame 🥺

Aviana: 😂😂😂

Zach: just don't post my pics, it's embarrassing.

Aviana: your fault for making faces at me in the first place.

Luke: Nora here getting excited due to the family drama that just started.

Nora: stop it and don't interrupt.

Connor: 🤣

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Zach: Ava, I didn't want to do this but you're leaving me no other choice.

Aviana: whatchu gonna do?

Zach: ...

Zach: no extra favors. Your midnight deals will be cut off.

Aviana: ...

Zach: I'm serious about this.

Aviana: you can't do that!

Connor: what midnight deals?

Zach: food.

Zach: I order on her behalf and sometimes even pay for it so that Mom doesn't catch her on her midnight feasts.

Nora: god, I wish I had a brother like Zach.

Luke: 😂

Aviana: be careful what you wish for, Nora.

Aviana: did you not see what he just did? I will die in a week!

Aviana: no in two days...

Aviana: I'll STARVE!

Zach: deal with it.

Aviana: but I get hungry! And then I need food and if I can't get food, I'll die!!!

Luke: Ava, you still do that?

Aviana: shut up, no one asked you.

Luke: ...

Connor: yikes.

Nora: by her reaction, the answer is yes she still does that.

Aviana: Zach, you better take back what you just said.

Zach: you promise not to post embarrassing pics of me first.

Aviana: ...

Zach: I'll wait till three.

Avian: okay fine...

Zach: three...

Aviana: I hate you too.

Zach: I need a promise.

Aviana: ...

Zach: two...

Aviana: okay fine, I promise.

Zach: one...

Aviana: I promise I won't post any embarrassing pictures of you.

Zach: perfect.

Zach: you can still have your midnight feasts.

Kara: you two have no idea how adorable and hilarious both of you are.

Zach: 😅

Aviana: I beg to differ.

Connor: oh come on, Ava, you know you two are adorable.

Aviana: ...

Aviana: 😑

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Connor: anyhow, before y'all started with the daily dose of Zach and Ava's family drama, the actual reason I texted here was to say something.

Luke: that something being exams are over? You said that.

Connor: yeah but something other than that but related to that at the same time.

Nora: graduation's in a week and you're glad you're graduating too?

Connor: ...

Kara: or maybe you're shocked that you made it.

Connor: that's so mean, Kara, you're no cousin of mine.

Kara: I wish...

Connor: ...

Connor: what did you drink in breakfast this morning? Grinch juice?

Kara: wth you talking about?

Connor: would explain why you've been so mean to me.

Kara: I'm not mean, you're mean.

Luke: how is it humanly possible to type so fast?

Connor: ...

Kara: ...

Aviana: look, now who's starting the family drama?

Zach: exactly.

Connor: guys listen! And stop guessing what I'm going to say beforehand, that is so Tim and I don't have the stamina to put up with twice a day.

Kara: 😂

Aviana: who dare mention that atrocity of a human being? The T-word is banned in our group chat.

Kara: 😂😂😂

Nora: low-key wanna meet this guy who has made Ava hate him so much.

Aviana: don't any of you dare to bring him up again. Or else you'll be answerable to me and the consequences won't be favorable.

Connor: ...

Connor: seriously, Ava?

Aviana: dead seriously.

Aviana: also the penalty for using the T-word is death so be careful.

Connor: ...

Connor: all things aside, was my request for y'all to listen to me so impossible that none of you even tried?

Aviana: ...

Luke: okay fine we're listening.

Luke: none of you interrupt him again.

Connor: THANK YOU

Connor: so as I was saying that exams are over and there's one week left until grad ceremony. How about wee meet up somewhere to celebrate?

Nora: not a bad idea.

Luke: excellent idea!

Aviana: who's paying?

Zach: trust Ava to slither out of anything she has to pay for.

Aviana: did I ask you to give your opinion? No.

Kara: how about we all contribute?

Zach: I'm in.

Connor: me too.

Luke: name the time and it's a deal.

Nora: yeah

Aviana: okay fine, I'll contribute too.

Connor: great, tomorrow evening at five?

Luke: 👍

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• May 11, 2017 •

[ The Young Misfits ]

Nightwing: YJ assemble in the Mount Justice.

Nightwing: urgently.

Superboy: oh come on, if it's a weekly meeting, can that be later?

Supergirl: yeah we were hanging out with our friends...

Nightwing: is hanging out with your friends more important for you two than saving the world?

Kid Flash: you mean the apocalypse is coming?

Nightwing: ...

Kid Flash: wait for me!

Nightwing: I need you all at Mount Justice within five minutes.

Nightwing: and Wally, there's no apocalypse, calm down.

Kid Flash: ...

Kid Flash: aw man, I got excited for nothing.

Red Robin: I feel you, bro.

Red Robin: the apocalypse would be such a cool reason to summon us all.

Nightwing: Meg and Art have reached, where are the rest of you?

Nightwing: Wally is here too.

Supergirl: oh sorry but Connor's girlfriend called us out because he gave a stupid dumb excuse.

Superboy: oh no I didn't!

Superboy: I said the first thing in mind, you said family emergency at the same time.

Supergirl: because it's way more believable than saying we have an apocalypse to stop!

Superboy: the apocalypse can not be a family emergency, they would guess that we're aliens.

Supergirl: I'm an alien, you're a clone.

Superboy: ...

Nightwing: enough of your bickering.

Nightwing: get here you two and squabble later.

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