• February 15, 2017 •

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[ The Young Misfits ]

Robin: ...

Robin: ...

Superboy: what's taking you so long to type, Timmy?

Robin: ...

Robin: ...

Kid Flash: hey, our patience is running out.

Kid Flash: what do you have to say?

Supergirl: better still, don't say anything.

Robin: ...

Artemis: asking Tim not to say anything is like giving him a higher incentive to keep going.

Robin: if yesterday was valentine's day and kara posted these pics today but i'm pretty sure these were taken yesterday and she tagged zach and i didn't know a thing about these two going out with each other on the fourteenth and what kind of betrayal is this... do you have any idea how much i have set my eyes on even a single chance of a dramatic incidence occurring but you two go out on a full date without even a word to us? and that too on valentine's day? fricking valentine's day? if only i had found out about this earlier, it could have made all the difference, it could have brightened my unbearable drama free days but no... you guys are too selfish to think about other people rather than just focusing on yourselves... unfrickinbelievable... i am never going to forgive nor forget this, you mark my words...

Supergirl: haha, who cares? Don't forgive nor forget, suit yourself.

Robin: ...

Superboy: the lowercase indicates Tim is so pissed that he couldn't bear to waste time on adding capital letters.

Robin: NO IF I AM PISSED, I DON'T USE LOWERCASE. THAT'S WHAT THE UPPERCASE INDICATES!!!

Supergirl: so you're not pissed...?

Robin: surprisingly, no...

Robin: but i'm disappointed... 

Robin: i thought i was close friends with you two.

Supergirl: hey, keep me out of this

Supergirl: you must be Zach's close friend, not mine.

Nightwing: did somebody go out on a date?

Miss Martian: isn't it obvious, Sherlock?

Nightwing: oh yeah, it was the 14th, of course.

Supergirl: why is it obvious? Why can't somebody just hang out on the 14th without it being a date?

Robin: ...

Robin: so it wasn't a date?

Miss Martian: Kara, what are you talking about?

Artemis: it was definitely a date.

Robin: why are you guys like this?

Robin: my head hurts will all the possibilities of what this could be of it wasn't a date.

Robin: you guys don't want to hear that, I know.

Miss Martian: yeah, then better keep your mouth shut before I come and sew it for you.

Robin: 🤐

Nightwing: hey, that's new

Nightwing: Tim never shuts up.

Kid Flash: shocking 

Superboy: gotta save this threat for later use.

Robin: 😑

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[ Luke Protection Squad ]

Aviana added Zach to the group chat.

Zach: oh no, not again...

Aviana: if you dare leave this chat, I will spill all your secrets to Dad.

Zach: ...

Aviana: you should be grateful we're including you in our friends' group but here you are being a total spoilsport.

Zach: the last time you thought of being so inclusive was when you were posting embarrassing photos.

Zach: I don't want that to repeat.

Aviana: don't worry, I have a whole dump of embarrassing moments of yours to haunt you with in this life and the next.

Zach: ...

Aviana: and most of them are not photos.

Nora: oh come on, don't scare him like that.

Aviana: I have done nothing yet.

Kara: ...

Connor: yo Zach, friendly advice, don't leave the chat or she'll work on that threat she gave you.

Zach: of course, I know that.

Zach: she's my sister and I've spent way more years with her as compared to you. I know Ava is a tattle tale.

Luke: agreed 100%

Aviana: what did you just say, Zachary?

Nora: and here comes the family drama...

Zach: just so you know, Miss Wednesday Addams, I have a whole garbage dump worth of dirt on you too. 

Zach: and luckily for me, I'm the favorite child. I can put you in equal trouble if you tell on me.

Aviana: aha, now who's being the tattle tale?

Zach: whatever.

Aviana: by the way, Kara, how dare you give this nuisance your straw hat? He's flaunting it and making me jealous ever since he came back.

Kara: I hadn't known he would do that 😂

Zach: so what? I love it.

Aviana: shut it.

Zach: adding me into the chat means putting up with this nuisance here too.

Zach: so you kinda brought this upon yourself.

Connor: valid point 😂

Kara: if you like it so much, Ava, I'll weave one for you too.

Zach: wait...

Zach: you mean this is handwoven?

Kara: yes.

Connor: our Kara has weird habits, one of them includes weaving straw hats, baskets, etc etc.

Nora: that's so impressive and not a weird habit at all.

Kara: thank you.

Luke: can I get one too?

Kara: sure.

Aviana: not before I get one.

Kara: yeah don't worry about that. I'll weave your hat on top priority.

Luke: why's Zach so silent?

Aviana: because he's gone to secure the handwoven straw hat scared that he'll damage it by being careless. 

Aviana: now he's putting it up carefully on his shelf as if it's some sort of treasure.

Nora: Awww 😍

Aviana: don't be all awwww and heart eyes, he's not that cute.

Zach: agree to disagree.

Kara: 😂

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