• January 23, 2017 •

[ Luke Protection Squad ]

Connor: look what I found.

Aviana: ...

Kara: is this post Zach's pics week?

Luke: hey, delete that.

Aviana: wtf did I just see?

Luke: irrelevant, you saw nothing. Forget about it.

Nora: what's this, Lukey? Did you just propose?

Nora: I can't decide whether I should be worried or say congratulations.

Luke: no. I did not propose.

Connor: sadly, pictures don't lie.

Connor: I captured this myself.

Luke: you don't know the context!

Aviana: explain yourself.

Aviana: right-fucking-now

Luke: look, I didn't want the surprise to go up in flames so thank you for that, Connor...

Kara: I just saw that he's holding a pebble, not a ring.

Aviana: but why the hell is he holding it out like that?

Luke: shut up and listen.

Aviana: ...

Aviana: okay, carry on.

Luke: Zach was just nice enough to help me practice asking someone out. Now all the surprise is ruined and I've been shamed by you lot and goodbye forever.

Nora: hey, you come back here right this instant.

Nora: who were you going to ask out?

Luke: take a guess, Sherlock, it was you!

Nora: ...

Nora: oh...

Connor: I'm so sorry, guys, I ruined it.

Luke: now forget about it, all of it. I'm not asking anyone out!

Luke: at this rate, I'd have just gone and married Zach if he wasn't interested in someone else. At least he would never treat me the way you all do.

Luke: excluding you, Kara, you're nice to me.

Kara: okay?

Nora: but hey, I'm sorry, please don't get cross like that.

Nora: I've been waiting for you to ask me out since ages.

Luke: too bad, now you'll have to wait more. All due to Connor being a dreadful spoilsport.

Nora: Connor, why?

Connor: I said I'm sorry, I had no idea!

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Aviana: I can't believe why all of a sudden everyone is head over heels for Zach.

Aviana: even Solar won't leave him alone for a second.

Kara: who's Solar?

Aviana: my dog who follows Zach around as if it's his pet and not mine.

Aviana: it's very disappointing.

Connor: oh come on Ava, Solar has always liked Zach more than you.

Aviana: no one asked you to butt in, Con.

Nora: poor dear...

Aviana: I can never understand why Solar likes this nuisance so much...

Connor: because Zach is a natural when it comes to making pets grow fond of him.

Aviana: no, it's because he's a pet stealer. Look at his smug face.

Aviana: and I don't like it one bit.

Connor: Kara, are you screenshotting all these pics?

Kara: ...

Kara: of course not.

Connor: the pause says otherwise 😆

Kara: shut it.

Luke: ignore him, Kara, he's the real nuisance here not Zach.

Aviana: if you need his pictures, all you have to do is ask. I have a shit ton of ugly pics too that will finally make you see sense and choose somebody else.

Kara: hey, it's not like we're dating or anything!

Nora: but you're totally smitten with each other. We get it, not dating but head over heels for one another.

Kara: ...

Connor: and here I thought no one could make Kara go speechless.

Aviana: challenge accepted.

Aviana: get ready to be hit with Ugly Zach pics.

Luke: oh no, poor him...

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Aviana: these are mostly from the time when I first met him and he was a dorky thirteen year old with the most horrible smile ever.

Kara: how can his smile ever be horrible?

Aviana: you don't believe me? I got proofs, sweetheart.

Kara: oh come on. That's a filter.

Kara: you can't just call a smile horrible when it's like that due to a filter.

Aviana: I know. I posted it as a warm up.

Aviana: now hitting you with the real thing for maximum shock.

Kara: ...

Connor: priceless 🤣🤣🤣

Nora: oh I remember, Luke had one such pic in his phone too. This is totally real, Kara.

Nora: hey Luke, why don't you post that one here?

Luke: I feel like I owe Zach enough not to do that.

Nora: but aren't you our friend first?

Luke: he's my very good friend too. I can't, sorry.

Aviana: alright then, I will post one I stole of you two as a punishment.

Aviana: presenting you the ugliest moustache winners, 2014.

Luke: wtf? Where did you get this?

Aviana: there was one time I cracked Zach's passcode and transferred all such pics. So the one Nora mentioned of you two is also somewhere in my backup.

Aviana: just gotta find it and then it will be up in all its goofy glory.

Luke: oh crap...

Aviana: aha, found it.

Luke: I hate you so so much, Ava.

Aviana: lol, keep telling yourself that.

Connor: no offense, Ava, but rn you remind me of Timmy. He has such backups on all his family and friends too.

Aviana: how dare you compare me to that caffeine hoe?

Aviana: do you want to get murdered in your sleep?

Connor: nope, not at all.

Connor: 🥺

Aviana: keep that in mind then before making such awful comparisons.

Nora:  btw Luke, you two look so adorable 😂

Nora: after seeing this level of chemistry, I wouldn't have minded if that proposal from earlier wasn't fake.

Connor: 🤣🤣🤣

Luke: but I bet Kara would mind.

Kara: ...

Connor: haven't you been real silent lately, Kara?

Kara: what can I say?

Kara: I didn't know he used to goof around like that.

Luke: he's still very goofy, he just needs to get into his zone and then goofy Zach gets activated.

Connor: since everyone is posting his goofy pics, I have got one too.

Nora: oh dear Lord...

Nora: Somebody add Zachary to this group, I wanna see his reaction.

Aviana added Zach to Luke Protection Squad.

Aviana: hi there, nuisance. Look what we have in store for you.

Zach: hey, what new group chat is this? Why does Luke need protection?

Luke: ...

Connor: 🤣🤣🤣

Zach: guys, what's going on?

Aviana: this group chat is the one where we were posting goofy pics of you and Luke ever since we found out he proposed to you.

Zach: ...

Luke: for the thousandth time, guys, it was NOT a proposal!

Aviana has shared three screenshots.

Zach: ...

Zach: holy hell, why did you post these?

Nora: and do you know, Zach, Kara's in this group too.

Zach: ...

Kara: I posted nothing!

Zach: you saw everything!

Zach: oh fuck... (This message has been deleted).

Luke: I'm so sorry, Zach, I tried my best to stop Ava and Con but they didn't listen.

Zach: ...

Zach: it's okay, Luke, I'll get over it...

Zach: eventually...

Kara: if it's of any consolation, I think you look cute.

Nora: ...

Connor: ...

Aviana: ...

Luke: ...

Aviana: oh no he doesn't! He looks horrible.

Kara: come on, stop humiliating him.

Kara: he's probably so embarrassed rn.

Zach: I'm not embarrassed, I'm just...

Zach: shocked.

Aviana: and humiliated, because that was the major incentive.

Zach: I didn't realize Ava collects blackmail just like Tim does.

Aviana: ...

Aviana: if one more person compares me to that excuse of a human being, I will have to resort to murderous measures.

Aviana: you guys understand?

Connor: yes Ma'am.

Zach: I should be the one going into murderous mode, look at what you've done! You spoiled my image, Ava, you posted the forbidden pictures!

Kara: 😂

Zach: ...

Kara: just you referring to these as forbidden pictures is hilarious.

Zach: I feel like if I stay in this group chat longer, I will have to face more mortification.

Zach: so before that happens and I die of shame, I'm out.

Zach has left the chat.

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