Camp Camp is fucking hilarious lol (drawn by me)

~Virgil's PoV~

I was currently sitting on the couch of the cabin. I was talking to another one of my cabin mates, Logan, he was great. Patton said that a few more people would be coming over for a 'get together' or something. Roman went out with Patton to get everyone to our cabin. Madison was already here.

The door suddenly opened, I looked over to see a girl in the doorway. She had pretty pale skin, long, wavy, red hair, bright green eyes, an upturned nose, and freckles.

"WHAT UP BITCHES?!" she screamed. I jumped in the air slightly. Logan rolled his eyes.

"Language," Madison hummed. The girl looked at her and scrunched up her nose.

"Fuck off," she yelled again, flipping Madison off. Maddy feigned a look of shock. The new girl looked at me, "I'm guessing you're the new cabin mate? I'm Pepper, Pepper Adkins," she smiled. I nodded, smiling, she was an interestingly hilarious person, I could tell she and I would get along great.

"Virgil, Virgil Ansia," I mocked her slightly. Pepper walked up and shoved Logan off the couch, sitting where said person was sitting before.

"Welcome to the squad Virgey," she said, patting my back, and by patting I mean slapping. She went to 'pat' my back again when the door opened, much to my relief. Unfortunately, three more people stood there. A short girl with short hair, a slightly taller girl with her hair in a loose ponytail, she looked very uncomfortable. Then there was a super tall girl with a high ponytail. The shortest one ran up to me and pulled me off the couch examining me.

"Oh my God!!! You're so cuuute!!! I'm adopting you!!" she squealed. I offered her a confused tight smile. Then the girl turned around and looked at everyone, "EVERYONE!! This is my new son... uhh...?" she looked at me.

"Virgil," Pepper answered for me.

"THIS IS MY SON, VIRGIL!" the short girl screamed. I couldn't help a little giggle. The girl grinned at me. "Oh! I'm Paris Scott by the way! That girl over there," she said, pointing to the girl with a loose ponytail, "Is Teagan J. the one over there," she said, pointing to the girl with a high ponytail, "Is Teagan," I nodded.

"Right," I murmured, sitting back down and waiting for everyone to get here. This was going to be interesting.

~Time Skip~

After about half an hour, everyone was here. There was Connor, Evan, Jared, Jeremy, Micheal, Rich, Jake, and Veronica who joined us. I was hanging out with Evan and Teagan J.

"S-So, w-why are you h-here?" Evan asked, suddenly his eyes widened, "O-Oh, y-you don't h-h-have to a-answer i-if y-you d-d-don't w-want t-to..."

I shook my head and smiled, "No, it's okay Ev. I'm here 'cause my dad wants me to get out of the house, you?" I answered/asked.

"S-Same... e-except m-my m-mom wants m-me out o-of the h-house a-and s-socializing," Evan squeaked out. I smiled softly. Evan was a very sweet, he had bad social anxiety, but I could relate to a level.

Then I turned to Teagan J. "So why do they call you Teagan J. and the other one just Teagan?" I asked. 

"Well, Teagan was their friend first, so when I showed up they asked me for my middle name, it's Jay, by the way, so they just started calling me Teagan J." she answered. I nodded.

"Yo Virgil! Get over here!" Roman's voice yelled. I sighed and walked over.

"Yea?" I asked, looking up at him. Can I just complain about how tall he is? He is so fucking tall. Or maybe I'm just short...

"We're gonna play Truth or Dare, as the newbie, you have to play," He said. forcing me to sit down. I groaned but didn't make a move to get up. Roman, Patton, Logan, Connor, Jared, Rich, Jake, Maddy, Paris, and Pepper were all playing too. "I'll go first," Roman announced, "Vigil, truth or dare?"

Of course, he chose me, "Truth," I answered almost immediately.

"Sexuality," Roman said. I froze. He would make fun of me. They all would. Patton must've noticed my discomfort.

"Why don't we all answer that? I'm gay," Patton blurted out.

"Bi" Madison answered

"Aromantic," Pepper hummed.

"BI AND READY TO DIE!" Rich screamed.

"Pan," Jake said, clamping Rich's mouth shut with his hand.

"Gay," Logan murmured

"Gay," Connor yawned.

"Pan!!" Jared screamed.

"Lesbian," Paris grinned

"I'm the gayest of all gays," Roman grinned.

I stayed silent for a bit, "I'm gay too..." 

"I'M SO PROUD OF MY SON!!" Paris screeched, launching herself at me and hugging me tightly, not letting go. We all laughed and I managed to get Paris off me. It was a fun night. Roman had to eat a Warhead with a poker face, he failed miserably and it was hilarious. He was the only one who did a dare that night, unfortunately.

Eventually, they all left and it was time for bed. I quickly scrambled up to the loft and grabbed my PJ's, sprinting to the bathroom, cause for some stupid reason we only had one, wtf author? I'm doing my best you ungrateful twerp now just go fucking change. 

I changed into my PJ's quickly and walked out when I got up to the loft, Roman was shirtless... luckily he was wearing pajama pants, but it didn't stop my blush. I lay down in my bed and let out a sigh. "Goodnight Virgil," Roman whispered.

"Night Roman," I said tiredly, drifting off to sleep.

~Author's Note~

Heyo!!!

Have any of you guys watched Camp Camp? I know a lot of people hate it, I'm not a fan, I just think it's halarious lol. 

Aaannnnyyyywwwaaaayyyyssss

If you guys have any suggestions plz leave them lol, this book is going to be (hopefully) a lot of slice of life chapters and some plot so I need some slice of life suggestions?

Ily!

~Smug