God: Hey!

Me: Hey!

God: I need to tell you something important.

Me: Okay.....

God: I jus—

Stress: HEY, ABBY!

Me: Uh, hey?

Stress: I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE AN ARGUMENTATIVE RESEARCH ESSAY DUE IN TWO DAYS!

Me: Oh, crap! I forgot!

Stress: OH, WELL YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CIVICS HOMEWORK AND UPCOMING PROJECT!

Me: Ugh.

Stress: AND THE TRIGONOMETRY HOMEWORK THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE UP FROM THURSDAY AND FRIDAY.

Me: Ahhhhhhh!!!

Stress: ALSO, HAVE YOU DONE THE LAUNDRY TODAY? YOUR SIBLINGS MAY APPRECIATE SOME CLEAN UNDERWEAR.

Me: Kill me.

Stress: I HAVE NO NEED TO. YOUR BAND DIRECTOR WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT ON MONDAY WHEN HE DISCOVERS THAT YOU HAVE YET TO PASS OF YOUR THREE SCALES FOR A GRADE!

Me: Crap, I'll do that now!

Stress: OH, NO, YOU CAN'T. IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING NOW.

Me: Alright, tomorrow then!

Stress: NEGATIVE... CHURCH SERVICE AND THEN DRAMA REHEARSAL ALL AFTERNOON. DID YOU FORGET?!

Me: Yeah. Agh. God, I need help!

God: I am right here.

Stress: OH, I AM HERE AS WELL! I CAN HELP!

Me: I think I've gotten all that I need out of you, Stress. God?

God: Still here.

Me: Right. Oh, what is it you needed to tell me?

God: Don't stress.