Me: Hey, God!!!

God: Hello, beautiful! How are you?

Me: Great! I got my schedule and I have 6 periods with my best friend!!! Thank you so much, God! You're the best!

God: Well, I know you can't do much on your own.

Me: Hey!

God: Well?

Me: Yeah, I guess you're right. I wish I could do more though. I'm too dependent on other people. When they're gone, I just get lost.

God: I know. That's where I come in. You can't get lost with me.

Me: True. Well, can you help me out this year?

God: You didn't even have to ask.