[Edit: Yes, I named it that. Why? The work may never know.]

[Edit 2.0 (August 11, 2016): Why do I make so many spelling errors?]

I realized that there hasn't been anything too spontaneous and random in this book so far, so I'll entertain anybody reading this with a (horrible) story.

My substitute math teacher taught science and he told us to play the story/word game, where one person starts a story and people keep adding on to it.

So, it went something like this;

Once upon a time,

there was a cow

who worked a part time job

in a fish store.

The cow was sad

because he didn't have

thumbs.

So, he turned into a unicorn

and fell off a cliff

but was resurrected

by a wizard

named Merlin. (Some Arthurian stuff, huh?)

Merlin was actually female (*Gasp*)

and her name was

Hermione.   (Harry Potter now, then)

Hermione was the cow's manager, (My turn!)

so she gave him a raise

and the cow was happy.

But the cow remembered

he still didn't have thumbs.

So the cow's mom

walked by

and said,

"I'm a Transformer!" (Yep.)

She gave him thumbs

And everything

ended happily

ever

after.

Until Tim the lawn sprinkler came by.
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Well, that's about it!