Alright sorry in advance for the people whose characters I forgot to credit because I can't remember most of them for the life of me.

But Eiza and Katou belong to -FARK- Ryuu to Keebzzz uhhhhhh
Jamie to birdie (dunno if she's still got an account hah)
Yeah oops sorry about the rest
I'm Bad K

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The Beginning
*yeah this is the introduction scene*

Somewhere - explosion
Katou - ah wait that was an accident hold on I was just getting nervous ahh

Ryuu - okay we should start with introductio— wait who the fuck is causing the lightning
Mason, barely audible - sorry

Velvet - alright I guess we'll move on yeah there are corpses here
Somewhere - explosion
Velvet - Katou please

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Monokuma Fight in a Super Shady Building

Jamie - Hey I'm wondering if anybody can like y'know turn these things off wink wonk
*lightning bolt comes down a few feet outside the warehouse*
Jamie - Alright not what I meant, M a s o n
Eiza - It was hella cool though

Shika - bitch better tell me what's goin on rn alright
Ume, as a monokuma next to her levitates- scary bears
Shika - okay

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Bar Scene

Nakamura - So there was this time when I almost drowned five people yeah that was chill
*wine bottle goes flying across the room*
Velvet - jA m iE w H at t H e liT er a l f u c k
*duck goes flying across the room*
Jamie, drunkenly - ooookkay ya seeee that wasnnn't my fault mm
Kohaku, also drunkenly - yeahhhh he'ss minesss orry 'bout that
Ryuu - Wait you can summon ducks?
Kohaku - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

Velvet, now kinda drunk - ohno ohno I almost sstabbed you with the fork
Somebody sober goddamn - are- are you alright there?
*ten forks go up*
Somebody sober goddamn - aight cool

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Final Trial

Jamie - ding dong it's me
* a cacophony of things happen; ducks fly, lightning flashes, pieces of scrap metal fly everywhere, explosions, and several other things including blender noises and tea leaves

tea leaves everywhere*

Eiza - surprise I'm not dead
Jamie - bro you're ruining my moment
Ryuu - okay

Yeah that's all the shitpost material I have for now feel free to suggest more this might turn into an OC trash pile thing k bye love ya