Since there are 33 people in my band class for my grade, I'll be introducing the general instrumental groups. Idea is from weabindaattic101 :). Also, some of these quotes are not only from band class, but from other subjects too. If that makes sense...
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Band Director

•"Okay, so let me tell you something about NOT dropping your drumsticks at the end of every measure..."
•"Brace yourself for my awesome voice. Here, so the measure sounds like" *sings some notes slightly off  tune.*
•"If she messes up *gestures to me*, it's not the end of the world. If he messes up *gestures to the bass guitarist*, it could be the end of the world. If you mess up *gestures to the drummer*, it's the end of the world."
•"Don't stop, no matter what. Not even if I suddenly grow a full head of hair" (he's bald...)

The Bass Guitarist and the Electric Guitarists

•Farrah (female electric guitarist): "I know I'm awesome and special, but if you make me mess up, I'll punch you" *in a sarcastic and joking tone*
•Danylo (male electric guitarist): *Flips some notches on the guitar amplifier thing and suddenly sounds like he's playing in a rock band* *smiles*
•Andrew (male bass guitarist): *Almost drops the bass guitar* *silence*

Alto Saxophones (There are too many, so I'll pull some random quotes)

•"Um... Can someone help me put this on? Because this saxophone is heavy."
•*Silence*
[Yeah, not much for these people...]

Clarinets!

•"What if the person who made the first woodwind just thought that it was a good idea to blow through a piece of wood for no reason?"
•"AGH, WHY ARE YOU SHUSHING ME? AM I BEING TOO LOUD? IN ANY CASE, THIS IS MY NORMAL VOLUME!"
•"Ooglablooga."
•"Wait, was I supposed to- yea, I was." *sighs*

FLUTES!!

Tiffany (known her since kindergarten:3)
•"So, I was so tired once, I ran into a wall, like ulululululululu" *Ululates*
•*Looks at my sheet music for a few seconds and joins in perfect harmony*
•"I'm feeling very lightheaded. Wake me up tomorrow. 'Night!"

Me! (Because I'm awkward)

•"Wait, what piece are we playing right no- OH WAIT, WAIT, I'M PLAYING PIANO FOR THIS PIECE. SORRY, SORRY, DON'T START YET!"
•*Awkwardly scoots behind someone slowly*
•"Okay, so his is how you play E fla-IALMOSTDROPPEDMYFLUTE"

The Other Girls! (There are no male flutes in my band...)

•*Trips on chair* I'M OKAY!
•"Who needs a music stand? Nobody? Okay, this is heav-" *Almost drops it on someone's head*
•"Oh, the bell's about to ring in thirteen seconds. Oh no."
•"I'M ONLY ON SECTION FIVE, I STILL HAVE TO MAKE A POSTER!!"
•(Another girl) "Ugh, I'm only on section 2, I still have a lot of work..."

Trumpets

•Ethan & Justin: *Random notes*
•Jackie: *Sighs and plays an actual scale*

The Drummer

•*Gradually speeds up*
•"I can do a a split!" *Actually does a split*
•"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Eh? Eh?" *Rim shot*

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   That's about it... They're all unique in their own way. Just some of them don't talk enough in general for me to really get to know them, though I've known them for about five months now... Well, bai!

~MysticalButterflies