Okay, so this actually happened about a few hours ago:

Me: *Half-asleep and ready to go to bed. Looks at hand. Notices small cut between the pointer and middle finger*

Me: Oh, it's a cut...how did I get that?

Me: *Looks closely, snaps awake. Notices some red around the cut*

Me: Wait...

Me: MOM, I'M BLEEDING! SOMEBODY GET ME A BAND-AID WHILE I CLEAN THIS WOUND!!!!

I question my life choices