Before we start this chapter, I'd like to explain the last one

So many people say I'm a perv for making the "upside down" with skirt thing. However, according to some of the Anime I've watched, there are lots of scenes that gravity got "redefined", or let's just say the skirt didn't fly up

Okay, sorry for that. Let's just... start the chapter

Ash's POV

"What's your name?" I ask the catgirl, but she seems to be very surprised

"... That's it?" She asks me back and I nod. "You're not asking about how cute I am or how fabulous I look, right?"

Wow, not only this girl is psycho, she also has a very imaginative brain

"You self-proclaimed yourself as cute and fabulous? Really?"

"What? Is there something wrong?" She asks me, but I don't answer because I know she might flood my place with her tears if I spit out the truth

"Nothing! Nevermind!" I say. "So, what's your name?" I ask her again but she has that surprising expression like last time

"If you only have that question to ask, you shouldn't have left that stupid cliffhanger in the last chapter" She says

"THAT WAS THE AUTHOR! GAAAHHH!" I let out my rage in my sentence and I guess she's also scared of it, too

"Aww, don't rage. How about we just sit down, eat a slice of cake and drink some tea?" She says and pats my back

I guess I was wrong

"Hey, I need you to answer that, you prissy fur ball!" I scold her, but soon I know that I've made a wrong decision

"HOW DARE YOU CALL SOMEONE CUTE LIKE ME A FUR BALL!?" She kneels down and cries, floods my place with her tears, just like what I've feared. Her cry is too loud that it breaks some of my windows

"OKAY ! OKAY! STOP CRYING, FOR GOD SAKE!" I yell at her, hoping that she can hear me. Suddenly, someone's voice scares both of us

"YOU TWO DAMN COUPLE! WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE!" The voice is from the neighbor next door, totally shuts her up. To be honest, I have to say thanks to that neighbor, or I might die because of drowning

"Okay... Please... for f*ck sake... answer my question..." I say but I can't barely hear my voice. I must be deaf becasue of her cry. She lets out a cough like she has something extremely important to say.

"My name... is Serena Gabena Yvonne, and I'm the princess of Gikikakuta Planet!" She says

"Planet wut?" I ask her. I swear I only heard Giki or Gika something Planet. Now that's a weird name

"STUPID HUMAN! IT'S... Gikikakuta..." She says and waves her hand from left to right, makes a rainbow appear with the god damn planet's name

Seriously, where the heck is that rainbow come from?

But to be honest, I think Gikikakuta's civilians... or Gikikakutans for short... probably have the worst naming skill of all. I mean, how to write "Yvonne" anyway? Is it "I" or "Y"? I don't know...

"So what's your name, human?" She asks me like she is some kind of goddess. Oh well, at least she reveals her name

"The name's Ash Ketchum" I answer her. However... she covers her mouth and starts laughing

"Ash... KETCHUM!?" She asks me and laughs louder. I can smell something from her

"What's up with that, you psycho cat!?" I ask her, and she stops laughing for a while

"So... your name is Ass Ketchup? You have "Ketchup" with "Ass" ?" She asks me and humiliates my name, and let's just say I'm not so happy about that

"ASH. KETCHUM! IT'S ASH KETCHUM!"

"ASS KETCHUP!~" She keeps making fun of my name, and you know what? I blame the Internet for this! Damn you, Internet! Damn you, Pokemon community!

But yeah, after all, I need to shut this girl... uhh... Serena up. So I realize her tail is wagging. This is my chance!

I grab her tail... and give it a little squeeze

"Uh... A-A-Ash... don't you dare..." She jolts a bit and looks at me with scared eyes. But I ignore that

Then... I pull the tail like I was pulling a boulder!

"KWAAAAAAHHHHH!" She screams to the top of her lungs and starts crying, while using her nails to hold on the tug in the living room, hoping to get away of my hold.

"OKAY! OKAY! I WON'T CALL YOU ASS KETCHUP AGAIN! JUST LET ME GO! IT'S PAAAAAAINFUL!" She cries, but I don't care. I keep pulling it like I want to rip it off her body

Now this is what I call "revenge"

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After 15 minutes, I give her a rest, so she sits on the couch amd starts hugging her tail

"Don't worry, you poor tail. Mommy's here... Mommy's here..." She tells the tail with tears still being shedded from her eyes, and believe it or not, she's actually very good at being a mother. To be honest, I can sense that the tail is crying, too

"So... what lesson have we learnt, children?" I ask her, then she looks at me with her full mouth, looks like a squirrel

"You animal!" She scolds me and looks away, keeps petting her tail

Wait. Isn't she an animal, too?

"Well.. that's what you get for parodying my name, Round Face" I tell her

"R... Round?" She looks at me but she doesn't say anything else, maybe she knows what will happen. But yeah, I don't give away that easy

"So.. it's time I named you, right?" I ask her

"Naming me?" She asks me back

So I explain everything to her. In this world, she has to have another name, like you will be another person with other name with you're reborn, for the respect of "you" who lived before

"But... I'm not dead. What do I need other name?" She asks me

"Because I said so!"

She only bows her head and accepts that. Wow, I just made a princess from whatever-that-planet-is-called obeyed me

But hey, I'm not that cruel. At least I'll give her a nice name

"Okay, princess-from-other-planet-chan, I'll call you... Burondo-neko, or Burondoneko" I tell her

(Okay, translation time. "Burondo" in Japanese means "blond", and "neko" means "cat". The reason I don't translate the full "honey blond" into Japanese is because I'm lazy af and I'm not gonna write that full word 🙂🙂🙂)

She looks at me with stars in her eyes. Hehe... I'm so proud at myself. I'm such a good namer

"Now that's the stupidest and the most ridiculous name I've ever heard" She looks at me and mumbles that sentence, but I can hear it. God damn it

"AT LEAST IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN YOUR CIVILIANS' NAMES!" I shout at her but she doesn't care. Okay, that's it! Time to give her a piece of my mind!

"Soka... You want a smart name, huh?" I ask her and she nods. "Okay, from now on, your name will be... Fluffy Pants"

She seems to be offended because of that name. Of course, who wouldn't?

"On second thought... I think Burondoneko sounds better... hehe..." She laughs nervously, but you know? THERE'S NO TURNING BACK!

"Too late, missy!" I tell her

"PLEASE! CHANGE THE NAME! I BEG YOU" She cries, but I use two buckets to contain all of her tears, just in case... you know...

"SIT STILL, FLUFFY PANTS! I'M PREPARING LUNCH HERE!" I shout at her again, and she sits down the couch with a pissed off look again

I beam a grin at her and go to make lunch, while she is sitting there hugging her tail. I guess having a walking hybrid catgirl isn't too bad at all

However, why can I feel something bad will happen to my life?