
Memewuman
Ghess hoo vas vaitin outcide ze meme factorie.
"Mememan, I need to tak to you." she sed, valking up to ze gate I vas xitin phrom. I luked at herr raund fece, einto herr brauwn I's, and dint pheel frendlee inough to tak to herr. She vas a frendn't.
"Wat iz it?" I assked, sinse I new she vos purrsisdent and wuldint sstop bodhering me if I dint.
"Luk, I know you are bitter about what happened, and I wish to apologize for that. I had no other opshun." She sed.
"Bitur iz an underrstatenent." I replyed.
"Mememan, I know I left you when you were broke, but that doesn't mean I was in it for onli stonks." Vijible konfushun? Preti much.
"Vat do you eben meen by tat?" I assked.
"Eye'm a storage meem, mememan. I haben't been released in the memespace yet. I can't earn stonks miself, and at that time, you couldn't even support yourself, much less me." She replyed. Tat zin't mayke it les unphair tho.
"You zint neet to kut me of soh bad lyke tat. You dint eben replie to ani of mi mesages."
Memewuman sihed. "I'm sori, mememan. It really hurt leefing you, and talking to you would hafe been too painful for me. But still, I'm sori, and I hope we can make it up ounce uhgain."
"Onli eif you youse mor rong speling." I sed, smyling.
"Deel." We shuk hands, and she vos hapi. I phelt hapi too, a weiht liphted off mi hert. Ze beetur philing vas slowli fadeing avay, tho I stil phelt a litel sad ven I thot aboutt oour passt.
"Katch sum drynks?" she assked. I nodead, and we valked to ze barr neer mi wurkplayce.
"Wat hapened wit ur lasst boifrend?" I assked her.
"He fell phor a gurl in a red dress." She replyed, laughing. I undurstud ze meme karekter she vas taking about, ze disstracktedd boifrend meme.
"Eye c." V ntered ze barr. It vas ze playce memes vent to chil afder wurk. Ded memes who dint habe muhch wurk also freecuentedd it.
Lionardo Dcapiro raysed his glas to me, ceeing me nter. I smyled bac, and odderred sum eimortal jus. Memewuman vanted ze saym vine Lionardo Dcapiro vas habing, and ouur drincs aribed. We klinked ouur glases and dranc.
"2 neew starts." She sed. "To neew starts, eindeed." I replyed, tayking unodher sipp.
Lyke oldd tymes, v laffed n jocked about ze knew memes in ze memespace, and howw diffurent ze vere phrom ze old ones. Dey zint eben remembur ze trolll fece animor, ounce ze pinakle of memes. V zen talkd about mi rice amonk ze memes.
I toldd herr about mi palans phor borld konquest, and at phirst she laffed, but zen ceing I vas cerius, phound it einterresting. She toldd mi lyke ze Florydahman's usistent, I musst rekrut mor memes to helpp suport mi palans. She new I kuld do it solow, but it wuld tayk much longger. I relised she vos rite. I eindeed neeted mor allyes for borld konquest.
It vas zen I dcided to nter ze batle bitveen Marvel and DC.
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