Ok, ok, ok... so it's like 12:00 am, and earlier today I watched the finale of Secret Invasion.

Now, I know that we knew Rhodey was being impersonated by a skrull in this series.

BUT THE FINALE REVEALED THAT HE, AS IN RHODEY, HAD BEEN CAPTURED AND HELD HOSTAGE FOR A LONG TIME

So...I did some digging.

And you know what I found?

Rhodey had been a skrull siNCE RIGHT AFTER THE EVENTS OF CIVIL WAR

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!

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                   THAT'S NOT RHODEY

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                      THAT'S NOT RHODEY

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THAT'S NOT RHODEY

You think that's bad?

It gets worse

*inhale*

RHODEY HAS BEEN HELD HOSTAGE FOR SO LONG HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW TONYS DEAD.

HE DIDN'T GET TO GO TO HIS FUNERAL

HE DIDN'T GET TO SAY GOODBYE

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT NATASHA IS DEAD EITHER