Alastors pov

"here we are my dear" I stepped out and held my hand out to him.

"I can step out of a boat myself thank you very much" he waved me away before stepping out. The boat rocked slightly, causing him to fall into my chest "oh sorry" he moved away with a slight blush.

"Next time just grab my hand you halfwit" I groaned. I dislike being touched.

"Hey is that any way to talk about your fiancée" he grabbed me by the shirt "keep this up and I'll file for divorce!"

"We aren't even married yet" I grabbed his shirt.

"And we never will be with that attitude!" he yelled.

I sighed. What a troublemaker! Still for this to work I have to get along with him.

"Right. I apologise for my rude words" I bowed deeply "now will you please follow me" I held my hand out to him.

"Hmp!" He walked past me with a pout. I growled as I followed after him. That spoiled little god. Does he think he's better than me!

"Alastor" Camilla and the others appeared before me.

"Eep!" Lucifer hid behind me "they're so big!"

"Maybe that's because you're a half-pint" I smirked.

He let out an offended gasp "rude!"

"Who is this?" Camilla gestured to Lucifer.

"This is my lovely bride Lucifer" I gently pushed him forward.

"Can you stop calling me that. I'm not some petite little girl" he looked away, embarrassed.

"Isn't he adorable" I placed my hands on his shoulders, making him blush.

"Lucifer? As in the god of spring" zetcial eyed him in interest.

"Yes. We met on the surface and fell deeply in love" I held my cheek against his while he forced a smile.

"Way a go alastor. You picked quite the stunner" Rosie elbowed me playfully.

"Oh thank you" he smiled at the compliment.

"I don't buy it" vox stepped forward. Great! "A few hours ago you had nobody and suddenly your fiancée appeared before us?"

"I always had a fiancée. I just didn't feel like disclosing him to a nobody like you" I quickly thought up a lie.

"You old timely prick!" he growled before turning to Lucifer "this isn't a game shorty. I wouldn't expect a pampered little bitch like you to understand but we need an actual ruler so if you're nothing more than a trophy spouse then you better say so right fucking now!"

"I-" he looked at us nervously. I shot him an angry look. Don't choke up now! "I'm sorry!" He teared up before running away.

"That sounds pretty definitive to me" vox said smugly.

"My fiancée is a very nervous boy. You clearly frightened him" I grabbed him by the shirt, barely able to contain my anger "I expect you to apologise to him later"

"Like hell I will-"

"We will have him apologies later my lord" Camilla cut him off.

"What!" He struggled out of my grasp "you can't seriously believe his bullshit!"

"Alastor has given us no reason to mistrust his word" Camilla gave him a steely glare "you're out of line vox. Step down"

He stormed away, leaving a trail of curses behind. I was barely able to contain my laughter. It's good to see him taken down a peg!

"Don't just stand there alastor" Rosie said sternly "go check on your fiancée!"

"Right of course" I nodded before strolling away. Now where did that troublemaker run off to.