Alastors pov

"Ah home sweet home" I smiled as we reached the underworld.

"I didn't think I'd miss such a creepy place but it's starting to grow on me" Lucifer smiled as he took my hand to get out of the boat "see I took your hand this time so you have no excuse to call me dumb!"

"No I suppose I don't" I smiled at him. We stared at each other for a moment before Lucifer moved away.

"I should check on my garden" he moved away with a slight blush.

"Ah of course" I forced a laugh as he ran off. I let out a groan. I need to talk about this.

*Time skip*

"Rosie dear I'm in need of some advice" I burst through the door, startling her.

"Oh alastor" she looked up in surprise "here take a seat. I've got some tea that's perfect for some juicey gossip"

I took a seat opposite us "it's about Lucifer"

"Oh romance, my speciality" she beamed.

"Not quite" I sighed "I need advice on how to keep him happy without either of us catching feelings"

"Don't you want to catch feelings for your future husband?" She gave me a confused look.

"Of course not" I replied "I simply want to have a loveless marriage while reeping the benefits of that marriage"

"That ain't how a relationship works Al" Rosie shook her head "you don't get anything without giving something in return. Besides what's wrong with falling in love? I think that boy's good for you. I haven't seen you smile this much in a while"

"Well thank you for your advice dear but I think I'm going to have to kindly decline" I stood up "I'll let you get back to your tea"

"Alastor wait-" I ignored her calls as I stormed outside. Good for me. What does she know!