So the kids mauled Felix when he came home and they wanted him to play with them of course Felix agreed to it he's there dad after all well it got crazy ...if you could call it that..... No it got beyond crazy it was Ballistic especially the glitter now I
Love glitter but I don't love it in my rug so when the where playing pretend IT GOT EVERYWHERE! Felix: not everyone just in some places

Felix: boys let's make a glitter bomb

Bendy: dad how do you make a glitter bomb?

Boris: yeah how

WARNING DO NOT TRY THIS I DON'T KNOW WHAT OR HOW YOU MAKE A GLITTER BOMB YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Felix: so you take a old.Ornament

Sheba: now feel what are you teaching these kids

Inky winky Felix nephews)

SPLASH!

SHEBA AND FELIX: INKY! WINKY!

Inky ,n uh ok scatter!

Winky: on it!

Felix: ok when you have the bulb fill it half full of glitter and put a firecracker on the inside and close the bulb with the firecracker hot line sticking out so you can light it

Sheba: oh ok

Bendy and Boris: SO COOL! can we try it !
Sheba: it's ready
Throws bomb and it explodes glitter every dang where

Me: o.m.g w what happened!!!!!!

Felix: we made a glitter bomb

Me: I you w why

Bendy and Boris: it was fun!

Me: w w w well I I I if u u u you boys had fun that's all that matters