Ayo, just wanted to give y'all a little greeting!

So, just for your information, this story contains mature content, including sexual themes and (eventually probably) full on graphic smut. I don't think there'll be any particularly triggering content, but if there does end up being some, I'll put a warning at the start of the chapter. 

Now, this story is titled after a song by the amazing queen Violet Chachki because she owns my ass and also this song gives me the hugest Mettaton vibes. 

Here it is linked below:

https://youtu.be/ZRCGEzBBhU4

Watch the video please it's so worth it. 

Anyway, I just want to do a final little psa before we hop into this

To my readers that are coming from my oneshots book, thank you so much for supporting me in the past and continuing to support me! Ily all so very much! If you would like to start from where you left off, then hop on over to the fourth chapter,"in which you playfully battle Mettaton for some reason"

To any new readers, thank you so very much for taking a chance on my writing! If you want to read anything else of mine, you can read my very old and very shitty writing in my oneshot book. I've improved significantly, but there are a few gems in there that might make it worth it!

Alrighty, that covers it all! Happy reading, robotfuckers!