aka im writing these obscure hermitcraft notes instead of working on homework and youtube content :')

-me: *trying to think of a cute redstone pickup line for Mumbo*
also me: *can only think of horny af lines* are you a redstone torch because you turn me on-

-i've been looking at hermitcraft animations for like the past hour and now i've run out and im sad ;-;

-my brain: cat hybrid Scar
me: oh yeah that's a good idea now let's expand on that-
my brain: mAID CAFE

-anybody up for fallen angel Impulse?

-Zed with ram horns is cute

-Tango in a maid dress? Tango in a maid dress.

-me: [insert hermit] is a great and pure character and i love them
my brain: mAkE e'M hOrNy

-^^^ comes from the fact that i make both Joe and Scar flirts despite them not being anywhere close to that irl

-i was looking through my old Rainbow Magic books (ya know the one with the fairies) and then i was like, "hermits and Rainbow Magic? hell yeah"

-AU where Zloy and Pixl are just Satan and God respectively and just constantly argue like children over the fates of the hermits

-wattpad has not been giving me any notification alerts today so im just feverishly checking my notifs to see if people commented things ;-;

-me listening to the song Mr. Policeman: good song, kinda sexual, but good
my brain: policeman? more like Area 77
me: oh so like the Area 77 and Hippies thing yeah that could work
my brain: no no no... i meant with cocky Keralis and Doc and Scar
me: ...  w h y
my brain: because i said so, now draw it

-i see people making really dramatic pieces of Demise fan art that' s amazing but i feel like the canon Demise was a lot less dramatic and more meme-worthy

-Doc the explorer Doc the explorer Doc the explorer Doc the explorer-

-also, Doc mcstuffins Doc mcstuffins Doc mcstuffins Doc mcstuffins-

-i literally just realized why Area 77 is called Area 77 ohmygod im so dumb-

-spin the bottle spin the bottle spin the bottle spin the bottle spin the bottle-

-if you turned hermitcraft into an anime or live action show or something dramatic like that, hermitcraft would be so fucking dramatic to an outsider when in reality it's just a chaotic mess of friends trying to life

-headcanon that when Jevin goes to the nether he becomes a magma cube

-me after binging a ton of hermitcraft animations for an hour: my entire recommended is just Karma and The Mind Electric goddamn universe i'd like to keep my heart today-

-speaking of hermitcraft animations, check out LinkDiAngelo247 on youtube! they make some freaking awesome stuff

-i love how the hermit's humor has just slowly dissolved into "make machines that turn your skins into something stupid looking" (ex: Iskabo and Mumskall, Grian's fucking hiliarious sideways skin, etc)

-Grian's sideways skin is just when you turn your phone slightly to the right

-hey isn't there a blue and yellow parrot that would totally make a perfect mascot for Idea?

-me: Zed's an enderman hybrid but doesn't he like worms?
my brain:  m a k e   h i m   a   w o r m   h y b r i d
me: wtf how
my brain: ... l o n g   p p -

-not really hermitcraft but the song 2002 with Grian and Taurtis because sad

-AU that's the entirety of hermitcraft season 6 but it's based in a bar
*sits back in chair*
let the chaos commence

-hermits but designed like the zodiac signs (yes there would be some repeats but shhh)

-alternatively, hermits but designed like the chinese zodiacs (also repeats but shhh)

-it's now illegal to draw Grian without wings or an elytra, they always have to come with him

-me: hey we should design valentines day cards for all the hermits
my brain: you just want to draw flustered hermits don't you
me: ...maybe
my brain: ya thirsty ho-

-calling out cactus-block on tumblr for making me fall in love with all of their hot hermits o////o

someone: *uses any emoji besides 😂,👏,👌,💀,👀, or💪in their post*

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