Eva: Jezus Goo! You use waaaaay to many complicated words. Tone it down a bit!

Goo: If being informative and formal is too complicated for you to comprehend then you do not have to read it.

Eva: But it's about me toooooo! I wanna see what'chu put about meeeee!

Goo: Then stop complaining and reading, silly child.

Eva: Trololololol! Goooooo~ Your writing suuuuuucks! 

Goo: You speak as if you can do better.

Eva: Better than you!

Goo: Highly doubtful.