Imma start by saying my family is weirder than yours. The squirrel gods will fight you on that.

I went to mah cousins house and it was like a family party gathering thing

There was:
Me, my bro, my mum, my dad, my 7 year old cousin, 5 year old twins, their mum, their dad, their mum's sister, her son, her daughter, her brother, his girlfriend, my grandma, my grandad, my cousin's grandma, my cousin's grandad

I feel like that's not everyone oh well

I was stuck making loom band jewellery for my 5 and 7 year old cousins for a while and my fingers lost all circulation

I was waiting for my cousin's cousins to come coz they're my age and more like friends

I used food as an excuse to leave the loom banding meaning I went into the other room where people were playing rocket league

It's a video game where you're a car playing football (soccer), basketball or hockey
That makes it sound boring but anyway it's fun

Now you've got some pointless background to what's ahead no need to thank me

After dinner the 7 year old wanted to go outside so of course I was forced to go with her instead of chilling

We made one of the 5 year olds come out as well coz the only time she looked away from the TV was to eat dinner

The trampoline was broken so they wanted to draw with chalk that they got all over me and white chalk on black leggings is very obvious in case you were wondering

The 7 year old drew hopscotch and the 5 year old accidentally drew on it

My grandad got hella pissed and started yelling at her so she started crying and not gonna lie it's pretty funny seeing a 5 year old argue with a 70 something year old man

She pointed at my grandes with one hand, clutching her heart with the other, and said, "You are the culprit," in a really ominous voice but my grandad is partially deaf (why did my phone say dead how can someone be partially dead) so he didn't hear and thought she was having a heart attack and scooped her up bridal style and she was just flailing her arms around

After that stuff I went inside to chill and play video games

We'd been playing Lego nijago earlier and I had no clue how to play but like I was winning so that's cool

The four my age people including me started playing rocket league when the 7 year old and the other 5 year old came in the room

My cousin's mum's brother.. wow.. he was in the room and we were failing miserably at the game so he kept calling us retards like he has been for as long as I can remember but we sucked at that game man

The 5 year old came in and was like, "I hate you all. You can't play it right you dumbo motherfuckers," and I'm just like excuse me just because I taught you that words you do not have to go around using it

The 7 year old then decided to sit on me in hopes of getting the controller so she could play but I crushed that dream of hers

My uncle managed to make them go away by bribing them with Steven Universe

I went into the other room to get water and my grandad and the girl 5 year old were having a glaring contest coz apparently they hold grudges

My dad came in the room and my friend said his sister looks like a squirrel so on instinct my bro, dad and I all said squirrel the way Doug does from up so 'Squirl'

My cousin's uncle (I could've said that earlier but can't be bothered to fix it) called us all dickheads when we failed to score in basketball and naturally a small child repeated it even tho he was meant to be in bed

So yeah you're welcome for this insight on my family life