Choose your character

Rupert 

- Doesn't blink

- Stares into your soul

- Can smell your lies

Auntie Rosita

- Knows Victoria's secret

- Lipstick stronger than my will to live

- Owns 50 pairs of sunglasses

 Grandma Gertrude

- fought in Vietnam 

- has been on a biker trip with Queen Elizabeth 

- survived dinosaur extinction 

Mary (killed her little lamb)

- Get's away with murder 

- Lorelai Gilmore coded

- Illegal driving licence 

Peter (Parcours)

- yo momma jokes during life-threatening situations

- exists to spite god

- does not vibe with the law 

Lori 

-"Yes very sad... anyways" 

- Depression get's depressed because of her 

-fistfights Dora the explorer in a Target parkinglot

Uncle Berndt

- Lives on coffee 

- doesn't sleep 

- done with u 

            Manfred 

          - Stupid fuck

         - Megamind forehead 

         - Eats concrete 

       Mort

      - "Well actually" 🤓☝️

      - Glasses hanging on for dear life 

       - Invented intelligence 

           Rachel 

         - 'Love Story' (Taylor's Version)

        - grew up with fairies 

        - has Peppa Pig socks 

Ah, a happy family