Have a glimpse into my sister's thought process during the time she sleepwalks. I kept the sound recorder running (originally meant for the cat) 

Okay, it's 3am, the livingroom is still dark and shit, y'know? She talks a lot. 

"Oh, hey, what's this?" *the taptaptap of bare feet* ... "AH!" *crash* 

(She got scared of a plant)

*Quietly sings 'Stayin alive'* 

(Sees the dog) *soft gasp* "Hi!" :D

... 

*Poses*

(Bad impression of Kourtney Kardashian) "I just don't think that they're organic" ... "Nya" 

"DYNANANANA EH!" *falls over* 

...

"Oh my god! You're saying I'm the problem?!" ... *mumbled Anti-hero melody* 

*Stares at corner* ... "Fuck you!" *Middle finger* 

(Random screams) 

She ran up the stairs, was quiet for a while. 

(Comes back with pillows) "Here" 

(Holds it out for the corner to take it. As nothing happens, she proceeds to throw the pillows at said corner) 

*Stuffs DVDs and pencils into pants* 

"Do you shave your tounge?" ... "Well you should" 

*Keeps adding things to pant collection* 

...

*Starts eating cheese and cucumbers* "I like my ellbows" 

"AYYYYYOOOO!" *Shocked Pikachu face* 

(More random screaming) 

(Mom showed up, took the food from her, she was shocked and yelled at her to don't interrupt her diet) 

(Mom woke her up, went on a walk with her to calm her down and bring her mind back to reality)

It's always a pleasure to wake up to those videos of my demon sibling.