My dad be actin like a lil bitch rn

this is leaf-fish-boi.

his powers are lying flat on the ground like an idiot. He has no special talents, and isn't interesting in any other way. He likes to eat salt and human skin

The background is not part of the joke, because leaf-fish-boi can't actually speak, coz he's stupid.

Guys I'm so sorry that the chapters are kinda boring rn