Here in Germany, there's this unspoken competition on who can make the best Maultaschen. 

I relate, thank you very much 

I want to show them my respect 

My German auto correct leaves me to die

Who does that???

This Barbie is having a crisis 

Ah, good times 

C r a i g

You think you're hurting me but joke's on you 

Pathetic 

I look at the imaginary camera 

And then I feel unnecessarily stupid

And it's so painful when you delete them 

I'm so glad I found Pinterest 

It's so funny and you're wrong if you think otherwise 

Yes, I want to know what 14 year old emo me listened to 

I'm using this 

Cha-Cha real smooth 

Sometimes I'm surprised by my own genius

I don't, because my sister breathes so fast that I think Darth Vader is next to me.