My family keeps pressuring me on why I've never been in a relationship before, so I made them a list. 

it's funny, please laugh

1. Looks. I know it's all about the character, but the first impression you get of a person is on how they look. And I maybe look not as attractive as others. 

2. Personality. I've got like five different characters, specially adapted for the different people around me. I don't even know what my 'real' personality is. 

3. Lots of undiagnosed mental illnesses because my parents say it's just me following the hype. So my signifficant other would have to deal with ADHD, mild depression and anxiety at the same time

4. My Family herself. I can't have a partner who's -black  -a supporter of LGBTQ  - female -older than me  -younger than me  etc. So that's their fault. They should stop crying. 

5. I can't stand sharing a room with somebody else. I get severe sleeping problems because I can't share a bed. (It's either to hot, they take away too much space, they move too much...) 

I'm sorry if you're the love of my life, but if you snore you're gonna sleep on the chouch. End of discussion. 

6. *Goes from zero to 280 in less then a minute* 

7. I'm either too much or not enough of everything. 

8. I'd rather be in my little fantasy world instead of here (who wouldn't, lol)

9. I hate leaving my house, so I wouldn't be able to keep a healthy relationship alive. Because every conversation would go like this; 

S/o -"Can I come over, I want to be with you" 

Me -"Can u don't" 

10. I'm not really good at doing life.

 Like, I don't really get to experience the outside world, learn how to do taxes, buy a house or anything like that #struggleofbooksmart

11. I'm only good in academics if I study for it. Otherwise I have no intelliegence, meaning that rn, my screen is brighter than my future. 

12. I don't know how I would handle a family of my own, because holy shit-, if you fuck up once during upbringing, you have to deal with a problem child. I can't even deal with myself. 

13. I have zero patience with (some) people, especially children

14.  You can't really depend on me, because I often disappoint others, especially myself 💅

15. I'm suuuuuper pessimistic. If I'm angry at my body, don't come at me with solutions and "I should work out if I'm not happy". Like, bitch, let me be angry in peace. 

16. I exist just in spite of god

17. Like, really. I want revenge on life itself. 

18. I don't want children. Not in a  world like this

19. All good boys don't exist 

20. When I'm on my period, I'm ready to personally fistfight Jesus on a Wendy's parking lot at 3am

21. I either eat too much or none at all, either way I'm pissed 

22. I sleepwalk sometimes and while I do that, it can happen that I get lost in the woods while walking our invisible pet fish. 

23. Really really REALLY insecure about everything

24. Overthinker or no thinking 

25.  Party party ~. Alone. While crying

26.  I tend to be excited over dumb things way too easily

27. I instantly overshare once somebody gives me the feeling that they listen to me. That's first of all dangerous, second it's unsensetive of me because I don't give them the chance to talk, and third; I tell them about super weird things, instantly disgusting them away

28. *Terrible humour, laughs at herself*

29. *A garbage fire mess that can't even boil an egg*

30. "This is shit, you're shit, I'm shit, shit"