I'm just gonna drop this here, I've had a massive crush on Mike Teavee back then. 

Grandpa Joe, you absolute shuck-face 

*Snoop Dog is playing* 

And I oop-

This isn't exactly Charlie and the chocolate factory, but I bet you TWO dollars cash on the claw, that Wonka put this in his shops 

Get rekt, loser

Fr, Roland Dahl is fucked up

WHAT IS THIS-?! 😭💀

That's what would've happened if the movie was rated 18

Gotta get them bangs

These two:

What in the holy fuck is wrong with grandpa...?

Ah yes, anyways! I won a metal today in shooting club and I just wanted to share.