ha ha ha get it expo S E D

my life is so sad smh

AnYWAYS

imma do this tag which sugasol aka kei did, it says expose 10 things bout yourself boi

OHKAY HERE YA GO

1. my nickname in all my family is Dullah, from Abdullah, and in urdu it literally means the groom

so my cousins and aunts all used to be like abdullah if you're the dullah where's you dulhan (that's the wife)

and at the start i was too shy and antisocial so i used to either cry or run away

but one time i got this great idea

so my mom is like as usual

abdullah, where's your dulhan?

and im like oh she's at our house with the kids

and my mom just bursts into laughter and laughs for a good couple of minutes and says, how many kids do you have?

now i thoroughly put a good amount of thought into this and said, oh, two, one is a boy and the other is girl, their names are Ahmad and Maham

now im not sure why but my mom laughed even more and she was like okay let's go to meet your wife then and i'm like wAIT SHE'S NOT AVAILABLE TO MEET UNTIL RIGHT NOW MA

my mom laughed so much that day she told everyone what i said and it still haunts me to this day.

2. i have a dream to adopt at least 10 to 15 cats and dogs from shelter once (inshallah) im old and wealthy af

they make me so sad okay seeing them meow so much and i feel like i have an empathy link with cats now

here's to fulfilling that task

*clinks invisible glass*

3. i was once called a university student by three girls and a professor

the professor legit asked me which lecturer i had because he had never seen me or heard about me before and i was like

????

new abdullah who dis?

hi hello hiya yes?

so i politely say im not in university, im a eleventh grade student and he's like HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFG I'M SO SORRY MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM WOLLONGONG SORRY BRO

people are weird.

4. i was once bit in the leg by my cat.

this was back when i was in Karachi when my dad was in the army, and we had this cat whose name was Sweetie (mom's idea, not mine, i was 7)

and one day i was just walking to my dad's room to get his sandals and my cat suddenly just ran towards me and bit my leg fully

it hurt so fucking much smh why @sweetie

y u do dis to meh

i always gave you head rubs and fresh water

i miss her tho

5. some random stranger on the metro once complimented my butt as i ran down the staircase and i honestly almost fell because of that person i think it was a woman she did the whole appreciative whistle and said dat ass

i almost died because of her

why

6. i occasionally meow back at my cats when im bored and make very striking conversations with them

its true, they understand my words

although i feel like every word i say in cat language is a swear

does this mean im bilingual btw?
i mean i already know urdu punjabi english and most of french but-

7. i don't know how to flirt.

its true

im not smooth

im not cool

im a idiot tbh

and i have no idea how to flirt

my idea of flirting is staring intensely till the person im looking at decides to marry me

it is how it is okay

(pls someone teach me? i'll pay)

8. i used to believe that i'd marry hermione from Harry Potter

i don't know okay she was my first actor/actress crush this was a long time ago

we were watching i think order of the phoenix (all time favourite) and my brother goes like abdullah you think she's hot?

i reply yeah she's really cute idk about hot but she's so cute

and my sister was like don't worry you'll marry her one day

and me being the smart human i am was so excited and ready like im pretty sure i planned our wedding and everything

imagine how sad and disappointed i was when i found out i wasn't.

9.  i cycled my first bicycle without training wheels

yeS im SO KEWL SWAG ALERT

actually i had them for a week then i broke them using a hammer and other tools

honestly they were so annoying because i always had that adrenaline rush when i cycled really quickly and they made cycling quickly impossible

my dad thought they broke so i never got in trouble

hehehehehehe

10. i got pulled over by the police once when i was busy being the driver after a party

that's my job btw im the driver after every party because my friends can't handle their alcohol to save their lives

basically i was driving past downtown and apparently i was speeding (when dafuq did the speed limit change from 130 kmh to 110?) 

anyways so the officer pulls us over he's in a white Chevorlet Corvette (beauty of a car wanna own that one day) and he's like excuse me you were going WAYYYYY over the speed limit

i was trying to be as calm as possible and I'm like im so sorry we were on the highway and i didn't notice it (that was true because the highway just ended like two kms ago and the speed limit on the highway is 140kmh)

he was like since im in a good mood i'll only fine you and i'll fine you less than usual since you're so polite and sincere

(SCORE)

he only fined me 200 which i took from my friend because it was his car and the officer was like thank you and please don't overspeed again keep your passengers safe and i smiled and let him go

TAGS!

tbh if any of you wanna do it just comment here im not gonna force anyone

see yall later, have a great day and take care of yourselves!

love you guys ❤️❤️❤️⚡