Espeon: As the Executor of Jolteon's estate,I have been empowered to read his last Will and Testimeant.

Flareon: Well get on with it, the bar is open soon!

Espeon:*Rolls eyes*

Vapoureon: Oh poor dear Jolteon!*sobs*

Leafeon: There, there... It's ok Vapoureon...

Glaceon: Oh, this should be fun...

Sylveon:I never worked for a kinder Pokemon~!

Espeon: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

Glaceon: I knew it.

Flareon:*Snickers*

Espeon: I, Jolteon, being of sound mind and body-

Flareon: That's a laugh! *Laughs*

Espeon:>.>*Shrugs* I divide up my considirable estate as follows: To my overly emotional sister Vapoureon-

Vapoureon: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Leafeon: Vapoureon, he's talking about you...

Vapoureon: Oh...

Espeon: Who grubbed for everything she could, and cried Krookidile tears when I needed sympathy-

Vapoureon: What?

Espeon: To Vapoureon, I leave: A boot to the head. *Points at Vapoureon*

Vapoureon: A what?!*Gets a boot thrown at her by Umbreon*Ow!

Umbreon:>X3

Leafeon:*!* V-Vapoureon! are you ok?

Espeon: and another boot to whoever's comforting her.

Umbreon:*Throws a boot at Leafeon's head*(Umbreon:I'm sorry!T^T/)

Leafeon: Ow!(Leafeon:It's ok...)

Flareon: HAHAHAHA!

Vapoureon: This is an outrage!

Espeon: *Turns around* But still, you are my sister, and you have admired my house and as I no longer need it-

Vapoureon: Ooooh, dear Jolteon~! He's too kind~!

Espeon: I bequief another boot to the head.

Vapoureon: What?!*Gets another boot to the head*

Umbreon: >X3

Flareon:*Laughs*

Espeon: And one more for the comforter.

Leafeon*Gets hit with a boot*Ow!

Vapoureon: *Rubbing her head*

Espeon: Next: To my alcholic brother-

Flareon: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!

Espeon: To dear Flareon, who has never worked a day in his drunken life-

Flareon:I'm coverin' up my head!*Puts a paw over his head*

Espeon: I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey.

Flareon: *puts down his paw*... Really?

Espeon: and a boot to the head.

Umbreon: *Throws a boot at Flareon*

Flareon: Ooof!

Espeon: and another for Vapoureon and her comforter!

Vapoureon:Oh!*gets hit with a boot*

Leafeon:Ow!*get's hit with a boot*

Umbreon:*refills her supply of boots*

Espeon: Next: To the know it all Glaceon-

Glaceon: I know where this is headed...

Espeon: I leave a boot to the head.

Umbreon:*Throws a boot at Glaceon*

Glaceon: Ugh...I thought so...

Espeon: and one for Vapoureon and the comforter.

Vapoureon: Aaaahhh!*Gets hit with a boot*

Leafeon: Oh!*gets hit with a boot*

Espeon: Now that takes care of family obligations... and now, to Sylveon-

Sylveon: Oh... I don't want anything. ^^"

 Espeon: Who stayed my freind for many, many years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me cake...

Umbreon:*Makes a statue ot of boots*

Sylveon: I didn't mind at all~.

Espeon: To Sylveon... I bequeif... a boot to the head.

Sylveon: Oh!*Gets hit with a boot*

Espeon: And one for Vapoureon and the comforter!

Vapoureon & Leafeon: *Hiding at the edge of the table*

Umbreon:*Throws boots at them*

Vapoureon: ACK!

Leafeon: Oh!

Umbreon:*Holding a giant boot over her head*

Espeon: and to that Meowth that brought the Christmas presents, I leave my entire vast- Boot to the head!

M.: HEY! WAIT A SECOND!*contines talking for a second then stops*

Espeon: and finally, to my Lawyer, who has helped me on this Will... I leave not, a boot to the head, but a hyper Eevee, to nom on her tail?!

Umbreon:^^*Holding Eevee* Lets him start chewing Espeon's tail*

Espeon:OW!owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow! AND I LEAVE MY ENTIRE ESTATE OF TEN TRILLION DOLLARS TO THE KANGASKAHNS DOWN THE STREET SO THEY CAN LIVE A GOOD LIFE FOR ONCE!

Eevee: *Stops noming on Espeon's tail*^^

Espeon:*Gasps* Picks up Eevee to let him nom on Umbreon*

Umbreon: O.O *runs away*

Eevee: *Chases after Umbreon*

Vapoureon: Is that it?

Glaceon: That's it?

Flareon: That's just sad...

Espeon: There's one more thing for everyone.

Everyone:*?*

Flareon:... Cover your heads everybody!

Everyone:*Covers their heads*

 Espeon: I leave everyone: A lifetime supply of Ice Cream...

Everyone:Ice Cream?

Glaceon: Ice cream?That's all?

Espeon: *Nods* Yes.

Sylveon: But what flavor is it?

Espeon: *Holds up a boot* BOOT TO THE HEAD!*Throws boots at everyone*

Everyone:*Random sounds*

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Jolteon's last Will!

Original idea~ [Touhou MMD] Boot to the Head. (Video will be posted. Takes from The Frantics, I couldn't find one from the show that had okay sound quality, so I used this one.)( Credit to Spotty Ren of YouTube for uploading it to YouTube.)

Flareon: Wait,wait,wait. This didn't actually happen, did it?

Jolteon: Of course not-

Flareon: IT'S A GHOST!*Runs off stage*

Everyone: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Eevee: I hope you guys enjoyed~!

Everyone: SEE YA NEXT TIME~!