*recording myself* Dude, I found a faster and easier way to cook hamburgers!

First, you gather the ingredients! Then you put the meat, lettuce, tomatoes, and buns in the washing machine and put the ketchup in the detergent area-

France: *who I'm having a (platonic) sleepover with* Whoa whoa whoa whoa, America! You are NOT going to break my washing machine with your fast food ingredients unless you are planning to sleep on the streets tonight!