I thought up of a game we could play! It's a Hetalia game! :D

Your strange sentences will vary depending on your birthday and appearance!

Month of Birth
January - Prussia's
February - Japan's
March - Seborga's
April - China's
May - Russia's
June - Romano's
July - Canada's
August - Britain's
September - Vietnam's
October - Austria's
November - America's
December - Norway's

Birth Date
1 - hamburger
2 - butter
3 - cat
4 - blanket
5 - sushi
6 - manga
7 - towel
8 - dog
9 - lamp
10 - peanut butter
11 - curl
12 - water
13 - phone
14 - pool ring
15 - holy water
16 - chair
17 - nearby bird
18 - favorite food
19 - plates
20 - glasses/non-existent glasses
21 - television
22 - neighbor
23 - random Twinkie
24 - doorknob
25 - book
26 - fries
27 - fake eyebrows
28 - flowers
29 - boots
30 - alcohol
31 - movie

Hair Color
Blond - slapped
Brown - sat on
Black - rubbed
Red - stared at
Other - danced around

Eye Color
Blue - your mailbox
Black - the floor
Brown - the nearest creature
Green - your food
Other - you

Have fun! XD

(By the way, it's likely to not make sense XD)