Why I love using water bottles:

1.) You can throw it

2.) You can open it

3.) You can use it to hold water

4.) You can shake it

5.) You can drink from it

6.) You can spill it

7.) You can drop it

8.) bite it

9.) toss it

10.) use it like a baton

11.) twirl it

12.) blow on it

13.) sit on it

14.) use the plastic 

15.) turn it into fake binoculars

16.) turn it into a bird feeder

17.) put sand in it

18.) put lemonade in it

19.) put soda in it

20.) rocks

21.) paper towels

22.) teeth

23.) crackers

24.) hamburger bits

25.) bits of cake

26.) ice cream

27.) shaved ice

28.) bananas

29.) apples

30.) turn it into a milkshake

31.) drink beer with it

32.) put in milk

33.) use it as a toothbrush holder

34.) throw it up at the ceiling

35.) throw it at your window

36.) throw it on a toilet's lid

37.) throw it in a sink

38.) a flower pot

39.) someone's head

40.) trash it

41.) spray people with it by poking holes in the water bottle's lid

42.) play kick-the-water-bottle with it

43.) swim with it

44.) steal it

45.) put cotton inside and wrap the bottle with pink construction paper and red ribbons

46.) give it to someone

47.) swish it

48.) bonk someone on the head with it

49.) scare someone with it

50.) draw on it

51.) dress it up

52.) put it in boxes

53.) give it to Santa 

54.) give it to an elf

55.) pat it

56.) recycle it

57.) do nothing with it