In the dimly lit room that Izuku and Stella had retired to the previous night, he layed in the bed by his lonesome. The Goetia princess was nowhere to be seen yet a small glow of light from an adjacent door and the subtle sounds of running water made it clear where she was. Though that does not mean he was completely alone in the bedroom. Made clear by the movements being made beneath the blankets that were loosely placed over him.

The blanket raised slightly as a set of yellow eyes glowed for a moment with glee. The heart shaped tip of a tail snaked its way along his sleeping form. A soft giggle escaped their lips as they sat up and planted themselves on Izuku's pelvic region. Feeling the additional weight Izuku stirred awake, his eyes fluttering open being met with the sight of a certain succubus.

"Good morning Daddy~" She whispered in his ear as she planted a kiss on his lips. Grinding her hips against his growing morning wood. "Excited to see me?~"

"I always am, Verosika." He smiles as grabbed onto the back of her head and pulled in for another kiss. "What are you doing here? I thought you were still on tour?"

"Well my last concert was here in Envy and I just so happened to get a call from Barbie last night so we decided......" Verosika begins to explain but is cut off by a loud moan coming from the bathroom.

"Oh yes! Take it bitch!" Barbie's voice was heard followed by the sounds of wet slapping and moans.

"You can see where things ended up." She smirked as she wrapped her arms around Izuku's neck as he sat up to face her. "My tour is done and all I have left is some Spring Break freelance before I can stay home with handsome hubby wubby~" She cooed as she kissed him again.

"The kids certainly have missed you. I'm sure they can't wait to see their popstar mama~" His hands travel down her back and onto her thicc childbearing hips. "And I certainly love being able to wake up to this~" He said, soaking in her nude form.

"Ah~ Careful Daddy~" She moaned softly with a shake in her hips. "Or else I may get another bun in the oven~ But I bet you'd love that~"

"You know me so well." He smirked as he kissed her again. This time pushing her down so she was lying on her back. Staring up at him with lust filled eyes.

"You naughty boy~ You want to get me all hot and preggers, don't you?~ You wanna screw this hot MILF ass till its sore~ All day and night like I'm your personal fuck toy~" She smirked as she wiggled her hips seductively. "But you know you can't because we got work to do today~"

"Yes I do." He said, feeling slightly disappointed. "But we can be a bit late~" He smirked, lifting her legs over her head.

"Then get to it mister~ Put this bitch in her favorite position~"

"With pleasure~" He growled, peering over to the slightly ajar bathroom door where he saw his two other girls peering in. "Wouldn't want to disappoint our audience would we?"

~One Love Making Scene Later~

The company van of I.M.P. is seen racing down the streets, its dented hood flopping every time it hits a bump. The crew were inside listening to the radio having grown numb to how terrible the vehicle had gotten from the constant abuse. Courtesy of a certain imp who was driving and singing along terribly with songs on the radio.

"I love this song!" Blitz yelled from the driver's side as he continued assaulting his crew's ears. "You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!"

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to him looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxie, who was seated in the back beside his wife, covers his non-existing ears in an attempt at shielding them from his employer's voice. Millie, somehow completely unbothered by Blitz, rolled down the window and looked out of it. Simply taking in the day.

"Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare..." Blitz continued on as he recklessly drove full speed into a crowded parking lot. "Thooought it might be love, but you went– Oh, shit! Fu-"

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space. Causing Blitz to panic, slamming onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" He growls angrily as he pulls out a megaphone and yells into it. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. The sight of who causes Blitz to lower the megaphone, shocked.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!"

"Blitz-o." Verosika says dryly as she blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo falls and face plants onto the ground before standing up. "...three rings DOWN!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts."

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab." He glares at the succubus who cockily walks over to him. "I wouldn't be surprised you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

"Jokes on you bitch. I got clean." Verosika smirks as she dramatically flicks her long hair. "Besides rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So, your sister says "Hi"."

~Elsewhere~

Barbie scowls feeling a wave of annoyance wash over her. Causing her to stop what she was doing at the moment. Feeling as if a bitch just said something insulting aimed right at her. Her lack of focus soon caught the attention of her current partner.

"Mistress? Why'd you stop?" Stella questioned, no longer feeling Barbie holding onto the rope that was tied around her body.

"I feel like a bitch needs a hard spanking right now. And for once it isn't you." She mutters before she smacks Stella's bare bottom with a paddle.

"Ah~ Harder!~"

~Back to the IMP~

"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzo angrily yells as he steps in front of Verosika.

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." She smugly points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet where the "I.M.P" logo is crossed out on the ground. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

"No way..." Loona mutters to herself as she watches the two interact with one another from the safety of the van.

"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." She finished making the imp even angrier.

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"

"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o?" Verosika asks rhetorically as she takes off her sunglasses. "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."

" ...run three rings to and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Blitz and Verosika say simultaneously.

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..." Blitz threatens but stops as a towering muscular hellhound appears behind him and growls.

"You'll what?" He growled threateningly, making Bitz stutter in fear.

"Or I'll... uh... uh, I-!" He stutters before he finally gets an idea. "I'll call over my best employee!" He says smugly thinking he actually has a chance. But instead it only made her curious.

"Oh really?" She smiles with a slight giggle. "Then go for it. Call up whoever you want and I'll pay them triple what they get from you."

"We'll see about that whore!" Blitz grumbled as he pulled out his phone and raced to his contacts.

After a second of awkward silence, they all heard a ringtone start sounding from the back of Verosika's car. A second later they heard a groan as someone got up from the back seat.

"Ugh...I'm up! Who's calling me?" Izuku grumbled as he answered his phone. "Blitz, why are you calling me before work?" He questioned not even noticing where he was.

"Kid, what the fuck?!" Blitz yelled, while he was still on the phone, staring right at him. Getting his attention.

"Oh, hey Blitz!" He chuckled as he waved over at them imp. "I see I made it on time after all." He hung up before exiting the car, all the while Verosika was busy trying not to laugh her ass off.

"Hahahaha! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" She laughed while wiping tears from her eyes. "You're best employee is my boyfriend! Hahahaha!"

"What's going on? Did I miss something?" Izuku asked, sounding a bit confused.

"You remember that ex I kept complaining about for a while?" She asked, getting a nod from him. "Well there he is." She pointed to Blitz who was now in a state of complete shock.

"What the hell?!" Blitz was now frothing at the mouth from what was going on.

"Well I gotta go make sure the sluts haven't wrecked the office yet." Verosika gave Izuku a passionate kiss, as he gave her ass a good firm squeeze in return. "You have a good day, baby."

"You too babe." He smiled, placing another kiss on her lips before she left.

"Ta-ta, fuck stain." Verosika flipped Blitz off as she and Vortex left them behind.

"Ugh! You know you're wasting so much time with a bag of holes like that." Blitz commented before getting punched upside the head. "OW! Why'd you hit me?!"

"Because I felt like it."

"You know Verosika Mayday?!" Loona yelled as she kicked the van door open.

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated." Blitz said as he was rubbing at the swelling bruise that was developing on his forehead.

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie questioned curiously.

"You dated a pop star?!" Moxxed yelled out incredulously.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitz asked in an annoyed tone.

"Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?" Loona pointed out like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"It's you?"

"It's just..." Moxxie scratches at his head in confusion. "She clearly isn't blind. Nor is she suffering some form of brain damage."

"Yeah! She's dating Izzy so..." Millie gestures to the green haired male. "She obviously has taste. You catch her at a low point or something?"

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."

"You do that all the time, sir!"

"Come on, you kinda do that."

"You spied on me and greeny when we went out literally last week." Loona grumbled in annoyance.

"What's sex with her like?" Millie grins mischievously at Izuku, eyelids lowering.

"Millie!" Moxxie yells out, taken aback by his wife's boldness.

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You wanted to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." Millie stared at him as he was about to scold her but changed his mind.

"...Touché." His focuses on Izuku who was simply chuckling at their antics. "What I wanna know is how it is that we never knew you were dating her."

"We've been together quite a while." Izuku smiles fondly at all the pleasant memories. "I will never forget the day she told me we were gonna have a baby. Eight months and a lot of anxiety later I was holding Tilla in my arms for the first time."

"Wait, she's Tilla's mother?" They were shocked at this revelation.

"Uh, yeah. I have pictures of us together all over our room." Izuku says before pulling out his phone and begins showing him some of their pictures.

One of which was one of them on a date at a fast food joint. Had they not been told they wouldn't have known the female was Verosika. While as a popstar, Verosika was glamorous and dressed for pure sexual appeal. The woman Izuku had taken a picture of wore an oversized t-shirt, round nerdy glasses, and had messy unkempt hair. She smiled sheepishly at the camera, looking somewhat confused as she was trying to eat a burger.

"Plus she's been on tour for a while so you guys haven't really had the best chances to actually meet." He chuckled nervously, hoping her beef with Blitz doesn't affect their relationship. "Though to answer your question, Mills, you wanna find out? We can set up a double date sometime."

"That sounds great! Right Moxxie!" She excitedly hugged her husband who nervously nodded along.

"Okay, look, let's just drop it!" Blitz growled wanting to change the subject. "Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck." He tosses her the keys as she gleefully gets in the driver's seat. "Okay, Kid, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit."

"This won't end well at all." Izuku shakes his head, mentally preparing himself for what's to come.

~A Few Minutes Later~

The scene cuts to Izuku, Loona, Moxxie and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona nervously walks around while messing with her fur.

"Do you think they saw me?" She groaned as she tried to adjust herself. "Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"

"Loona calm down." Izuku pats her shoulder lovingly. "You look adorable so don't worry about impressing anyone." He kissed her cheek, getting a smile out of her.

"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~" Blitz cuts in and smiles at her with shining eyes. Causing her to narrow her eyes at him.

"Shut UP, da—" She cuts herself off as Blitz looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside. "Urgh! Blitz!"

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up at the massive hellhound in shock and embarrassment.

"Oof! Oh. Woah..." She sees him staring down at her blankly. "Sorry" She says quietly.

"You're good. Happens all the time." He chuckles as the mood lightens up.

"Hey, Tex!"

"Sup man." He and Izuku fist bump while laughing.

"How've things been with you and Bee? I hear things are getting pretty serious lately."

"Things have been pretty great honestly." Vortex chuckles a bit. "Though she is on the wild side if you know what I mean. And I mean damn! I am barely keeping up!"

"Dude, come on! I don't need to be hearing that man!" He playfully punches his arm getting a laugh out of the hound.

"You two know each other?" Loona questions the two bros.

"Heck, ya! Met him way back in my days in Gluttony." Izuku gestured towards the hound. "This dude saved my bacon once."

"Man, quit lying! We both know those sons of bitches couldn't put a scratch on you!" Vortex wrapped his arm around the shorter male with a smug grin. "But I really owe this guy for the bodyguard job!"

"Not to mention the occasional babysitting job whenever we needed an extra set of hands. After all, the girls absolutely adore their Uncle Fluffer." Izuku gave a teasing grin at the big boi.

"I happen to remember how they love using make-up to make their papa look pretty as a princess." Tex teased right back with a large smile.

The two bros continued to laugh and joke as Loona simply watched them. Her face held a light blush as her tail wagged a little bit at the sight of the display. Unfortunately the whole thing got cut short because of a certain someone being an idiot.

"Hiiii, big man." Blitz quickly cuts in between them. "Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"

"Blitz, I will toss you out the window if you insult Vee again." Izuku glares down at the imp with annoyance.

"She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper." Vortex motions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

"Oh, COME ON!"

"Sorry, man." Vortex scoffs nonchalantly as he walks away.

"Oh, no you don't, bitch." Blitz mutters under his breath before turning towards Izuku. "Kid get your bitch out of my building!"

"You assume I'm gonna help you with anything after what you did to her?" Izuku looks down at his 'boss' with a chilling glare as small flames spark at the end of his eyes.

"Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her?" Moxxie speaks hoping to cut the tension. "I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..."

Blitz tunes out Moxxie's rant. Opting to simply glare at the thespian imp who continues his spiel on his opinions about the popstar. Even Izuku had to admit that he could get way too into his discussions. Pot calling the kettle black much?

"In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-" Moxxie continues before Blitz finally snaps out of it.

"Moxxie, shut the fuck up!"

"Alrighty, then." Moxxie makes his way to Verosika's office.

"Coming with you Mox. Don't need you getting assaulted while you're in there." Izuku follows behind him, much to Moxxie's confusion.

Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside with Izuku following behind him. Once inside the office, Izuku was immediately hounded by a duo of succubi who held onto him very tightly.

"Hey there, Big Daddy~" A succubus with blond hair in a ponytail, dressed in overalls cooed as she latched herself to his arm.

"Are you here to play with us?" Asked another succubus with poofy brown hair wearing a crop top and fishnet stockings under her booty shorts.

"Coco! Apple!" He brought them in closer for a tight hug. "How are two of the cutest succubi in all of hell doing today?"

"We're doing great. Especially with you here now~" Apple held onto his arm as she pressed her body against him.

"And look who he brought with him.~" Coco cooed as she pointed her attention to Moxxie "Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!"

"Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—"

"Want a kissy, little guy?" One of the incubus said walking behind and slightly startling the little imp.

"A kind offer, but... I'm taken." Moxie says nervously backing away and into a tall succubus with long gray hair wearing a skirt and fishnet top with heart shaped pasties covering her nipples.

"Aw~ But you're just so cute~" Kiki moved in close, blowing softly at his neck. Making him shiver.

"Don't be scared now, Mox-Mox~" Verosika cooed, joining in on the conversation. "Izu has told us so much about you. We're just really excited to finally meet you, Bunny~"

"O-o-oh my." Moxie stuttered as his face grew a darker shade of red.

"Alright, girls. That's enough." Izuku says as he gets out of Coco and Apple's grasp, much to their disappointment. "Better stop before he goes catatonic on us." He picks him up and places the imp on his shoulder.

"Okay, fine. We were just being friendly." Verosika pouted now that her fun was being cut short.

"If you guys got any more 'friendly' we'd end up in an orgy. And I know for a fact how miffed his wife would be if we started one without her." Izuku shuttered slightly with a small blush. "Damn Mills is one of the kinkiest gals I have ever had the honor to lay with."

"Well now you've got me all excited to meet her." Verosika chuckled mildly before her demeanor turned serious. "Anyway you guys came in to talk about the parking spot?"

"Yeah, Blitz is gonna be a pain in the ass to deal with if we don't settle this. So I think we should just-"

"ALRIGHT, CU*bleep* THAT'S IT!" Blitz cut him off by kicking the doors open, getting the gang's attention.

"Fucking moron." Izuku curses under his breath as he watches Blitz stomp toward Verosika.

"If you're gonna try a use that whore mouth to steal my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge!" He growls to himself in realization. "Fuck, I said that twice."

"Mmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?" Kiki teasingly questioned her boss with a chuckle.

"I think he is!" Verosika laughs, leans in toward Blitzo. "What's the game then, Blitz-o?"

"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."

The succubi laughed at the imp suggestion as he glared at them in determination. They soon stop laughing as they realize that he's being serious. Smirking, Verosika leans over to the shorter man.

"Oh, you're serious?" She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper. "But I fail to see what I have to gain from this? Sure if you win you get your parking spot, but what about us? Sure I'd love to rub it in your face but honestly that isn't really enticing."

"Oh? Is the big bad popstar afraid to lose to an itty-bitty imp in front of her sugar daddy?" Blitz smirks comically, before he gets punched upside the head. Once again courtesy of Izuku. "Will you stop that?!"

"No."

"But..." Verosika chimes in looking smug while holding her chin in a thinking manner. "If you really wanna fuck up so badly, then fine. If my crew wins then Izuku here gets the next month off with pay and you and your crew will have to do whatever we say for the rest of the week."

"What?! Oh hell the fuck no! I ain't letting my best employee leave for a month! Do you have any idea how much of my company needs him?!" Blitz yells with an anxious sweat dripping down his face.

"Aw, you do care. I think." Izuku coos slightly with a nervous chuckle as the succubi in the room drifted closer to him.

"I can just imagine all the sexy things we could get Daddy to do~" Apple smiled lustfully as she began rubbing herself on him.

"Oh~ My holes are quivering in excitement~" Milky licked her lips as her thiccness literally jiggled with delight.

"Careful girls, we don't want him too hot and bothered. Yet." Kiki said calmly, but was being a hypocrite since she was grinding her ass against his groin.

"You fucking bitches." Blitz was seething at this point.

"Those are my terms, Blitz-o." Verosika dramatically flipped her hair as she latched herself to her boyfriend. "Take it or leave it."

"Fine! Game on bitches! Just don't go crying about it when I have you sluts licking the horse shit from my boots!" He angrily shouted as he kicked the doors open. "C'mon Mox we got plans to make!....Mox?.....Mox!"

He turned around where expected to see his weapons specialist following behind him. Only to see the thespian blushing redder than the sands of Wrath as two incubi, Ace and Josh, were playfully teasing him while he was seated in Coco's lap.

"God fucking dammit!"

~Later~

Later at I.M.P., Blitz stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen to whatever bullshit he was spewing at this point. The exception being Izuku who had his head down and snored softly as he was indeed taking a nap. Why? You know why.

"Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients." Blitz orders as he begins narrating his plan.

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitz, Izuku, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

"We portal up." Blitz drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down through said portal. The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns. "We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe." The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter". Blitz drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

"We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!" Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

"They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..." The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat. "We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face..."

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

"Do you have... any questions?" He throws his pointer stick through a window as the team looks at him indifferently.

"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?" Moxxie was the first to speak.

"That wasn't a question."

"That wasn't a plan."

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs." Blitz says smugly as he puts a hand around Moxxie.

"What now?" He asks in confusion.

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!" Bitz yells as he aggressively starts poking Moxxie's chest.

"Well, why don't you take an art class?" Moxxie retaliates by climbing on the table in anger.

"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!" He throws Moxxie back in his chair to assert his dominance.

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asks, getting the team's attention.

"I don't see why not." Izuku replies having been woken up by the yelling.

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera. Looking at all the readers, and me the author, in disappointment. I ain't apologizing.

"Well, I can blend in with humans easily enough. Just let me tag along." Loona explains as the three imps stare at her in confusion.

"Wait, say that again." Blitz says so he makes sure he heard her right.

"I can... blend in...?" Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitz that she can disguise herself.

"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked, slightly shocked at this information.

"Yeah. Don't you?" The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side. "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!"

"Well to be fair most of our jobs till today were in more isolated areas so we haven't really needed them." Izuku shrugs, getting their attention. "Though nowadays most people wouldn't bat an eye seeing you all."

"Oh, yeah. I think you mention those "quirks" whatever they're called." Blitz shrugs, not really caring.

"Besides, you look human enough anyway." Moxxie states with a raised eyebrow. "Why is that? I thought you're some kind of sinner demon."

"Magic." Izuku states plainly, but looks slightly uncomfortable on the topic.

"Fair enough." Moxxie notices this and immediately drops the subject. Him and Millie share a look of worry before Blitz catches their attention.

"Okay, new plan!" Blitz quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them. "Loonie and the kid can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"

"Flawless logic." Millie chimes in with a thumbs up in approval.

"Well first off, no." Izuku joins in while staring blankly at Blitz. "Don't forget that I'm technically a prize here. And I'm not gonna go against any of my partners in a dumb duel like this."

"Wait, what?" Loona looks at him confused.

"Yeah, Verosika's terms to agree to this shitshow was that if they won then I'd get the next month off with pay and you guys would have to do whatever they say for the week." Izuku explains, leaving them a bit shocked.

"Is that why you didn't get in here for over an hour?" Loona gives a slightly jealous look as he nervously chuckles.

"You can't spell "succubus" without the "succ", right?" He joked as she continued to stare at him.

"Over a parking spot? Really?" Millies looks over to their boss with a slight glare.

"Hey we had it first! That damn spot cost an arm and leg!"

"Let's get back on topic here." Moxxie sighed as he stared at his boss. "I think you're missing the other biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going to massacre!"

"I mean, it was never specified that it had to be contracted kills, but that would just be a waste of company money." Izuku said calmly. "Blitz literally bet on how may people they could fuck to how many you could off."

"Regardless, I got that covered, Mox." Blitz smirked as he left the office with the crew following behind him.

Outside the building, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Moxxie simply deadpans at this as Izuku starts typing away at his phone for a minute. Blitz simply walks back to the crew with a smirk.

"Now... we wait."

"Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!" Moxxie and Blitz look to see demons lining up and looking at the flyer. Blitz grins smugly and elbows Moxxie before he strolls toward the other demons.

"Now, who's first?" Blitz makes his way to his new customers, not noticing Izuku having a short chat on his phone.

Izuku: Thanks for doing this, I owe you one.

Doll: Yeah you do. I'll cash in that favor later.

Izuku: Why does that worry me?

Doll: ;) 👉👌╰⋃╯( ㅅ )

Izuku: .........

Izuku: We'll set up a date.

"Didn't think I'd have to cash in any of those favors but whatever." Izuku sighed to himself. "Vee is also probably gonna get mad at me for this but I had this set up for a while anyhow. Nothing dinner, a show, and some cuddles can't fix, I guess."

"Kid c'mon! We got work to do!" Blitz yelled after him, he simply flipped him off in response.

The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Izuku and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em." Blitz explained, somehow sounding smart. "You got the list, Loonie?" Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

"Got it." Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock while Izuku whistles at the sight.

"Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!" Loona glares at Blitz for his comment but softens when she sees the blush on Izuku's face. "I am so proud. Now, fetch!"

"Well, you guys have fun offing these guys. I'm gonna keep watch for whatever." Izuku stretches a bit before he starts walking off. "I'll step in if anything goes wrong."

"Okay, Sugar!" Millie smiles before jumping on him for a quick hug and a kiss. "Love you sweetie." She dashes away leaving a slightly flustered Izuku behind.

"Yeah...Love you...too." He is cut off from his daze when Loona grabs him by the shoulder and aggressively starts to make out with him. After a minute she separates from him with a heavy blush on her face.

"For good luck." She says plainly before she rushes off.

"Holy shit." Izuku whispers to himself before he quickly walks away. "I need a corndog."

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitz spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.

In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitz. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitz kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.

Blitz and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

"That's twenty-two kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many–" Blitz starts before he is interrupted by a certain someone's voice on the speakers.

"Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" Verosika appears on stage in her human form as the audience cheers.

"Verosika!" A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

"This is your final boarding call. All aboard~" Verosika launches into song as the sign glows to life. "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens followed by "Love you Hubby!" surrounded by hearts. Blitz growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.

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"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" Blitz growls as he stands over a vomiting blonde man who is seen next to Blitzo. "He on the list, Loonie?"

"Huh? Yeah... I- I think so." A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage as Izuku walks over and starts talking with him..

"Good!" Blitzo takes out a red and black axe and rears it back to strike.

"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" The high and/or drunk blonde asked, completely oblivious.

"Yeah... pretty cool, huh?" Blitz asked sarcastically as he brought the axe down and cleaved his head in half. "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?" Blitz glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics as he starts looking around frantically.

"Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!" He yelled distraught with tears building in his eyes.

"Look!" Millie cries, pointing out Loona in the crowd walking over to Izuku and Vortex.

Blitz notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance and gives Izuku a high-five. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. Completely unaffected by his charms she backhands him hard to send him to the ground.

"Now remember boys and girls, look all you want but you can't touch!~" She teases the crowd as she sends her gaze over to Izuku. Sending him a wink and briefly flashing him a shot under her skirt.

"Damn that woman." He mutters to himself while Vortex laughs while patting his shoulder.

Not a single person on the beach noticed that deep in the waters of the salty sea a vicious presence was lurking in the deep. A glowing pair of glowing red eyes barely breaking through the surface before sinking back into the depths...

Meanwhile, Loona nervously walks over to Izuku and Vortex who were in the midst of an important topic of conversation.

"I'm just saying that I see nothing wrong with any of my partners pursuing others if I'm allowed to have like twenty of them." Izuku explains with a slight shrug. "Don't get me wrong I love them a lot but I don't wanna monopolize them. If they meet someone they like and they are genuinely a good person they can date them too."

"You know most people would think you're some kind of cuck if they heard you talking like that." Vortex comments, getting a glare from the greenette. "But I know what you mean. It's kinda like me and Bee, she says it would be no big deal if I go with another girl but I just haven't met anyone who doesn't want to date me to get to her."

"There are few things worse in life than being in a relationship but your partner does nothing but use you for their own desires."

"True that." The two bros share a quick fistbump before Loona has entered the chat.

"Heyyyy... guys...!" Loona nervously interjects. "So....how's it hanging?"

"Hey, Loona. It's been pretty chill over here." Izuku wraps his arm around her for a quick hug. "You taking a break? Or did you ditch them to come see me?"

"Y-yeah, just thought I'd check up on you since we kind...you know.....left you hanging back there."

"It's fine. Gotta work after all. Besides, I've been keeping myself busy and catching up with my pal."

"Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex." The big man greeted her with a smile.

"Yeah." Loona chuckled nervously as she played with her hair. "Sorry if that's weird."

"It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care." He brushed with an eye roll.

"Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!"

"Okay." Noticing her nervousness, Vortex mimics her tone and smiles at her. "I'm Vortex!"

"That's hot..." She blushes in a small panic as she starts fumbling her words. "I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"

'Awe~ Loona is so cute when she's flustered!' Izuku mentally cooed as she watched the two interact. 'Good to see her trying to branch out a bit. At least Tex is a cool guy. I wonder if he's noticing this.'

"Uh, yeah." Chuckling at her antics, he gives her smile. "I guess, but my friends call me Tex."

"Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends." She plays with her hair, trying not to keep eye contact.

"Bitch! What am I a roach?" Izuku says in a faux offended tone.

"My super sexy and adorable boyfriend who knows all the best ways to pound me." Loona giggles as she scoots closer to him. Giving a kiss on the cheek as he hugs her tight.

Unfortunately this sweet moment was cut short by a little red gremlin who cut in between them.

" Am I... interrupting something?"

" Nah, man. Just having a conversation." Vortex tries diffusing the situation only to be met by the imp aggressively poking at his chest in a judgmental manner.

" "Conversation" leads to HPV!" He glares at him while Izuku groans in annoyance.

"And... we've lost him." Moxxie sighs as he and Millie hide behind some metal barrels. "It's looking like it's up to us to handle this list."

"Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the money!" Millie smiles confidently as she hugs her husband, who smiles affectionately at her.

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more. Meanwhile, the rest of the group is in the middle of some drama that thankfully Verosika's concert was distracting the crowd from.

"Blitz, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!" Loona scolds him and tries to get him to leave before he's seen.

"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job." Blitz nonchalantly states with no intention of backing down.

"What, I can't have a break?"

"We have a parking spot on the line!"

"A problem that would have been fixed if you were patient for like two minutes!" Izuku lets out an exasperated sigh at his "friend's" antics. 'I'm really starting to hope Verosika wins this so I won't have to deal with this for a month.'

"Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?" Vortex tries to diffuse the situation but is quickly dismissed.

"Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!" Blitz holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse. "Literally!"

"Fuck, Blitz!" Loona groans in frustration as she fixes bangs. "Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!"

"Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!"

"Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"

"It still counts!"

"Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!" She turns her back on him, not noticing the hurt look on his face that he tries to hide.

'Oh, dear Lucifer! This is going to shit!' Izuku grimaces as he tries to think of something he could do.

Millie and Moxxie hide behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!" The guy named Skool hollers as he knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

"Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!"

"Oh, crumbs!" Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

"I got it!"

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie, now stuck inside, begins to drink the beer inside and gets drunk.

"Beer possum! Beer possum!"

"Get ready to get fucked up!"

"Ready to get fuuucked!"

Back with the group of Blitz, Loona, Izuku, and Vortex. Blitz is visibly upset about the confrontation he had with his daughter. He goes to walk away when Loona tries to speak to him.

"Uh... Blitz... I'm-" Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitz, who crosses his arms.

"Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!" He walks off in hopes to get his mind off what has just been said.

"Ugggh..." Loona, looking remorseful, watches him leave.

"Damn, girl. That was savage." Vortex places a comforting hand on her shoulder. "You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Loona lightly blushes at the gesture. "He'll get over it. He always does."

"I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts." Vortex chuckles lightly.

"Thanks." Loona smiles softly but her gaze soon goes back to the direction Blitz had walked off to.

Izuku continues to watch the scene before him, unsure of what to make of it. He was about to say something to Loona before something caught his attention. Something big coming out of the water sent a chill down his spine.

Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

"Moxxie!" She cries in shock as her inebriated husband drunkenly stares at her with a massive goofy grin.

"Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em." He raises his hand to grab hold of her as he makes smooching noises. Causing her to smile affectionately.

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie and holds him tight as a monstrous beast emerges from the ocean. A titanic beast that resembles a fusion of a squid and a shark makes its way onto the shore, crushing a human that was relaxing nearby. Izuku noticed one thing about the beast that sent his mind into overdrive. The beast head had a large exposed brain that resembled the monsters he fought over eight years ago.

"A Nomu?!" Izuku questioned in shock as the beast sent one of its massive tentacles after the bystanders.

The humans scream and run away trying to get out of its path. Blitz looks in shock at the monster as he finishes choking another man. As Millie and a very drunk Moxxie could only stop and stare.

"Ooooh! Fish." Moxxie giggles, too drunk to notice one of the beast's tentacles grab hold of him. "Hehehe... Weeeeee..."

Before the beast could take off with him, a beach umbrella flew in suddenly. Pinning the appendage to the ground. Giving Millie time to slice off the tip and release Moxxie. Before either one knew it they were grabbed by Izuku and thrown away, being quickly caught by Blitz who was choking out a target.

Izuku had a blank expression as more tentacles reached for him. Weaving his way through them and slicing them with a set of knives. The soles of his feet set ablaze a second later as he crouched down to the ground. Like a predator ready to pounce. He launched himself at the monster and latched himself at its throat.

"I love that man~" Moxxie comments as His tail makes a heart shape.

"Oh, he totally pegs you, doesn't he?" Bitz stares blankly at his inebriated employee.

"He does so much more than that~" Millie smiles as she adorns a heavy blush at seeing her emerald haired lover rip and tear at the monster.

Not too far away, Verosika and her crew watch on in worry. Her gaze drifted back and forth between Izuku and the monstrous nomu. Clutching at her heart as she sees the vicious and wrathful look on his face. The monster letting out one last strangled roar its throat is torn to pieces. Its blood shoots everywhere, narrowly missing the groups as it stains the beach.

"Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Kid!" Blitz congratulated him as Izuku made his way back to the shore.

Izuku gave no response, his expression blank as he looked down at his blood covered hands. A burning sensation filling his system as he grit his teeth angrily. Visibly shaking as he clutched his head in pain as the group made their way to him.

"Izzy?" Millie gently stepped near him in worry.

"Babe? Please talk to us, sweetie." Verosika voice out, briefly flinching as she saw his eyes had pitch black.

"FUCK!!!!!" He suddenly yelled with his horns and flames flashing for only a moment, making everyone jump back in shock. "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!!!!!" He continued to yell as he clawed at his skin, as if it was keeping him caged. "AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!! Ǵ̶̳͖͖͔̬̳͎̬̹͆̈̾͌̓͑̕Ǫ̵̡̺͔̱̱̗̦͍̼͓̖̃̊̓͌̊̈̑͆̂̊̔̽̋͂̽D̸̛͔͍̉̇̾̂̽̅͑̃͐̃̑ ̷̛̱̗̦̩͙͓͂́͛̌̉͆̇͛̈́͠F̷̧̲̹̩͖̱͎̊̀̈͑̍͑̅̇͋̎͗̈́̑͘Ư̷̛͕͔͉̯͓̦̞̳͊͌̀̃̈́̚C̴̨̡̨̢̻̞̱͇̞͔̞͚̪̠̻̓̃̿͛̅K̷͙̘͉̙̪̫͈͎̳̲̬͒͆̅Ï̶̡͍̰̣̫̮͚̺̀͗͗̉̈̌͌̑̋́͂̌̏̕͝Ņ̸͈͔͇͚͖̗̟̬̼̿̎̓G̵̡͍̩̜̘̝̒́͊̉̏͂͋̾̾̀̓̕͠͝ ̴̛͈̬̘̙̘̿̄̑̉͐̅͘D̵̛͈̟̜̪͚̃̐͒̅̓͆́͘̚Ą̸̨͇̪̪͕̙̣̫̟͔̼͕͉̒̃͛̾̉͝ͅM̸̨̘͈̱͔̺̭̱̯̻̲̲͊̉ͅM̷̨̡̛̛̭̼͙̪͈̩̼̱͔̘̗̎͑̑͗̒͗̏̈́̏͗̋͘͝ͅI̶̦̩͇̰̥͎̐̂͂͌̉̉͐̀̈́̊̆̈́̒̏̈́̾T̶̛̰͍̳̣͖̙̠̝̍́̒͛̐̎̆̾̄̍͛̈́͝͝ͅ!̵͙̗͕̱̗̞̬̠͌̑͌̕!̷̨̛͔̗͕̮̞̤̝͕̺͚̪̭̜͒̿̾̄̊̄́̈́̃̐͜͝͠ͅ!̴͎̯͕̟͓̮̤̹͎̤͇̖̯̄̅̾̅̋̇͑͆̎͛̽͘!̴͇͇̞̥̼͈͔̟̜̰̥̫͈̏́̈́͜ͅ ̵̛̟̗͚̣͓̫̒̉̾̽́̀̉̎̈́͋̕"̶̡̟͙̻̥̎͗͛̓̍͛͋̾͂̄̏̉͘̕͜͝͠

"Izuku!" Verosika quickly dashed over to him and wrapped him in a hug. He flinched at the sudden embrace before he held her close. "It's okay. It's going to be okay." She whispered to him soothingly.

Not long after, the two fell to their knees on the ground. His breathing calmed as he laid his head into her chest. Softly crying and muttering to himself. His eyes closed as he soon lost consciousness in her arms. She placed a kiss on his forehead before turning her attention to everyone else.

"Okay, pack up everyone! We're heading home! Deals off!" Verosika said sternly as Tex came over and put Izuku on his shoulders.

Verosika and her posse were set to leave with I.M.P. staring at them visibly concerned. T%he outburst had even sobered Moxxie up enough for him to stare at the unconscious Izuku for a few moments. None of them knew what had happened nor an inkling of what to do.

"Is..." Loona stepped forward to break the silence. "Is Izuku gonna be okay?" She asked, getting an unsure expression from Verosika.

"He'll be fine....eventually." Verosika said as a portal had opened up for them. "He's gonna need to stay home for a bit. Feel free to visit though he'd really love that." She smiled softly at them in a reassuring manner.

"Yeah. We'll do that." Millie picked up her husband and began following behind them. "Call us if something happens. We'll be there faster than a streaker running across a baseball field." She let out a nervous chuckle.

Blitz could only stare at them silently. Not moving an inch from where he was standing. The look that he had in his eyes was something he recognized. One that he feared. He didn't have time to process it before Loona came over to get his attention.

"Blitz." She spoke, getting him out of his thoughts. "You gonna be okay?"

"Yeah. Peachy." He said blankly as he rejoined the group. "Verosika, when the kid wakes up, tell him he has the month off or some shit." He said not even looking at them as he blitzed past them. "And make sure he's safe."

"Yeah sure, prick." She spoke as everyone entered the portal to hell. Slightly surprised at the imp's seemingly worried tone but she brushed it off.

None of them the wiser to a small drone flying across the sky. Scanning the scene below as officers had arrived and focused on the giant corpse that was left to rot on the shore. The camera zooming in on the spot that there once was before flying off.

~To Be Continued~

This took a while for not real reason. Just had some writers block and was a bit lazy. Not to mention the latest episodes of Helluva Boss have had me racking my brain on how to proceed. Specifically with Mastermind and Sinsmas. So if anyone has any ideas on how to change things I'd love to hear it.

Anyway here's some random FUNFACTS about this story's universe that doesn't really affect the plot too much.

1. Izuku has been dating Moxxie and Milie for less that a year and Loona not much longer than that. Izuku has met Millie before I.M.P. and she's the one who initiated the relationship. Yes they banged before she got with Moxxie.

2. Stella and Izuku's first night together was actually a threesome with a one of the maids.

3. Izuku's favorite sins to celebrate during Sinsmas are Sloth and Lust. They do celebrate Christmas in the Flare District and he invites a few other overlords but most of them don't show up.

Anyway I hope you all enjoyed! Later!

Next chapter is most likely gonna be the start of the Hazbin Hotel canon but not too sure. Izuku is either gonna go to the meeting with Charlie or he's staying at the hotel to help Vaggie. I'll figure it out eventually.