"I was a good person, before it all went down... I was good my entire life."

We open our scene upon the little red school house called Puppies Junior School. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. The classroom curtains are opened, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, the teacher quickly writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.

"Good morning!" Sang a slim, tan-skinned woman with both sandy-green eyes and sandy-blonde waist-length hair which is more fluffy and curly at the lower portion who twirled happily to look upon her eager class.

"I hope you all did your homework!" She greeted, looking over the smiling students, nodding in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.

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♫ We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too! ♫

♫ Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do! ♫

♫ Okay! ♫

♫ Two plus six is... ♫

♫ Eight! ♫

♫ And good behavior's... ♫

♫ Great! ♫

♫ And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date! ♫

♫ It's nine in the morning... ♫

♫ On January 8th! ♫

♫ The sun is out smiling! ♫

♫ And it's your husband's birthday! ♫

With that one declaration from the dunce boy, a series of unavoidable events had begun its course. The class continues to sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.

"Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!" Her panicked declaration quickly shut them up as she leaned against her desk with a look of worry and guilt. "I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!"

"Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!" One of the students suggested joyfully.

Scene cuts to a bedroom. "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. Giggles and an "Oh, yeah!" and "Not there, not there-" come from the room. An unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other, while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard.

Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks. Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.

"Wait! Mrs. Mayberry!" One of the children grabs her hand in an attempt to stop her. "Remember what you taught us? Think before you act."

Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door. The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.

"Okay-" The sound of a door slamming opened caught him by surprise. "Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?"

"Shut up, Jarold!" Mrs. Mayberry screamed at her, soon to be, ex-husband. Followed by the sounds of a woman's screams and the whirring of a chainsaw. "You scream like a bitch!" She yelled at the mystery harlot. The sounds of a gunshot catching their ears.

Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror. Yet the students didn't look away from the mess that had unfolded.

"Oh, god! What have you done? Sh-She had a family!" Jarold cried out in horror

"We could've had a family!" Mayberry sobbed as she cocked her gun. Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.

"Oh, dear God. What have I done...? In front of you all!" Tears began streaming down her face as she could not bear to see the faces of the students she held so dearly. "I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!"

One final gunshot rang out of the computer's speakers. One by one, each of the children who witnessed the traumatic display fell to the ground unconscious. Surely to be haunted by this for years to come.

"You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!"

The camera lowers to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites. The camera stops at the outside of the I.M.P. building. A shot of the door reads " with "Meeting in progress :)" on a taped piece of paper. Blitzo is seen on his office chair looking bored as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room.

"After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here..." Mrs. Mayberry turns steps out of the shadows, showing off her new demonic form as he huffs a puff of her cigarette. "To get my revenge."

"I mean, was she hotter?" Blitz asked boredly because he clearly doesn't care about the situation. The women glaring at him angrily as he did so. "I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits." He smirks at her, making her seethe in anger as her hair glows a fiery red.

"Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here." Blitzo stands up and Mrs. Mayberry continues to glare at him. "See, we take revenge on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death..." Mayberry barely contains her rage at the imp as he keeps on talking. "...frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!" He boops her snoot like you would a little pup but that angers her even more.

"Not... all of them. That whore survived." She clenched her claws and tossed away her cigarette. "Now, they all call her a hero."

We zoom in on a standard nuclear family in a hospital room, surrounded by bouquets and gifts galore as the mother is wrapped in bandages. New reporters gathered around them in hopes to get a word from the new "hero" of the day.

"How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?" Asked a news reporter who will most like;y be fired later on for her foul language on public television. Unless her throat game is on point that is. It probably is.

"I just hope that sick woman finally found peace." Blonde whore, Martha, said feigning an aura of innocence around her.

"You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!" The same news reporter who liely sucks off her boss to keep her job hands the family a glistening golden check. Making Martha's eyes sparkle.

"Ohhh! Thank you!" Martha smiled innocently as the cameras flashed.

The scene transitioned to a photo of Martha standing with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.

"Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her."

Scene cuts to Martha standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.

"You're a hero!"

Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.

"You're a hero, girl!"

In a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver-skin cap talks with a cashier named Brook.

"My mama's a hero!"

"She is a hero!"

Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.

"You're a hero!"

An old priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.

"You're a herooo!"

Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.

"You're a hero!"

Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.

"You're a hero!"

Back in Hell, Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.

"SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOO!" She snarled loudly with her voice echoing in the office. She leans in close to Blitz's face, her face red with anger.

Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly." He simpoly nods, frightened by the woman before him who is just looking for blood.

He sneaks his hand below his desk as he rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk. A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client." The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," "Stolas," and "IZUKU'S PISSED!!!!! HELP!!!!!" .

Unfortunately, the crew doesn't notice the distress. Moxxie, who is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.

"Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our boyfriend!" His wife, Millie, says as she gestures across the room.

Izuku is seated on the gray couch across from them, holding the picture up in one hand. Loona was scrolling through her phone boredly with her head on Izuku's lap, who was petting her with his free hand. On the wall are drawings of Blitzo in a horse shape and a drawing of Robo Fizz with an arrow sticking out from it.

"Wow. I feel soooo loved here." Loona said sarcastically with a deadpan, not even looking away from her phone.

"Awe~ Don't worry Looney~" Izuku cooed as he tickled her behind the ears. "She just knows that I'd protect you." She blushed lightly but tried to hide it. "But in all seriousness, Mox, I'm always willing to take shots from you but I think arrows aren't really what I meant."

"Please stop..." The smaller imp male blushed as his wife giggled beside him.

"Just take a deep breath and let it out!" She demonstrated the action for him.

"But...It's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?"

"I mean, if that's what the client wants." Millie shrugs, not really seeing the problem with the situation.

"Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. That's understandable." He speaks in a stereotypical Italian accent before shifting back to normal. "But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?"

"I get what you mean, Mox. The parents I'd probably wouldn't have a problem with. They had their chance but they fucked it up." Izuku says as he eyes the picture for a bit. "But the kids are where I'd put my foot down. They're young and impressionable, they could amount to something if given the chance."

"Exactly!" Moxxie smiled happily with having at least one person on his side.

"But..." Izuku begins, to which Moxxie becomes slightly disheartened. "No family is this happy, and if they are, they are definitely hiding something."

"You don't know they're innocent!" Loona sits up from Izuku's lap, getting their attention. "This kid probably sets dogs on fire,maybe this girl gets off on bullying Australian kids online, and this guy..." She glares intensely at the father. "This guy definitely watches."

"And for all we know those kids aren't even his." Izuku shifts his gaze to mother. "The son could be the mailman's, daughter could be from her husband's stepfather, and the infant for all we know come from her brother."

"What was with that scenario?" Loona quirked an eyebrow at him curiously.

"Blame the shit that Vox puts on TV these days." He let out a heavy annoyed sigh. "Seriously? What happened to all the good shows that actually had effort behind it? Nowadays it's all the same show with different skins!"

"Listen hun, humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up down here in the first place." She quickly turns over to smile at Izuku who raises a brow at her. "No offense though."

"I'll get back at you later."

"But—" Moxxie begins to speak again, only to be silenced by his wife cupping his cheeks. And I mean his face not his ass you perverts!

"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is our business." She emphasizes her point by making him mouth it with her. "Shoot the target." She gives him a quick peck to the lips.

"If you make the shot I'll let you choose the position we're in next time." Izuku winks at him, making him blush again. "Sorry Mox, you are just too cute sometimes."

"There is a time and a place for flirting, Izzy." Millie deadpans slightly at his antics.

"And that's anywhere and anytime, Pumpkin~" He playfully sticks his tongue out at her, to which she lets out a small giggle. "Either way Mox, just take the shot before hijinks ensue."

"I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all." He says as he starts to aim his crossbow again.

"Guys! I want you to meet—" Blitz barged into the room, slamming teh door open. Causing Moxxie to accidentally fire an arrow.

The arrow ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Izuku is holding as Loona ducks under his arm for protection. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Blitz catches it with one hand.

"...our newest client!" Blitz finished before the tank fell over, causing the eels to spill onto the floor. Letting out a burst of electricity that set the room on fire. "Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!"

"Oh, dear Satan." Izuku groans before snapping his fingers. Instantly, the fires were put out but unfortunately the damage had already been done.

"Good work, kid!" Blitz gave a small applause. "Now, does anyone know if we have insurance or not? Because I am not paying for one of Moxxie's screw ups!"

"I'll make some calls." Izuku sighs again as he pulls out his phone. His attention turned to their client as he did so. "You want me to call a taxi while I'm at it or would you like to stay in the waiting room, miss..."

"Mayberry." She introduces offering a handshake which he returns. "And I think I'll take up the offer to stay in the waiting room."

"Alrighty then. Feel free to help yourself to our complimentary snacks and beverages. I do believe there should be some muffins left that I baked this morning." He says as he leads her to another room and opens the door for her.

"Such a gentleman." She smiled as she went in and took a seat inside.

"And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!" Blitz called out from across the room. "And when do we get a waiting room for clients? And free shit to give them?"

"When I decided it would be good for impressions."

"Also, when did we start implementing that deal?" Moxxie spoke up, getting a glare from his boss who angrily grabs his face.

"When you almost set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!" Blitz pushes him away. "Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!"

"You mean... our only ticket to the other side?" Loona doesn't look up from her phone as she pulls out the grimoire. "Yeah. Got it."

"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie." Blitz smiles affectionately at his adopted daughter and pulls out a dog biscuit. "You get a tweat, now!" He says in a baby talk voice as he holds it up to her.

"Ew. Stop." She grimaces as Blitz throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews. "You're so gross!"

Loona opens the book to use the spell as Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

"Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist."

"You need therapy." Izuku points out in a flat tone as Loona rolls her eyes and leaves.

"Now, let's go lick some ass!" Blitz puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.

"The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitzo." Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.

"I didn't hear you complaining the other day, Mills." Izuku chuckled as he followed behind with Blitz right behind him.

"Mine's better."

Aww, fuuuck..." Moxxie groans as he walks through the portal.

All three imps and young demon stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Izuku let out a small whistle at the view before following behind the rest of the crew. Sneaking their way across the lawn and toward a large window on the th side of the house.

"That's gotta be her." Blitz chuckles darkly as he peers through the window. "This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?"

"Me?" Moxxie says, pleasantly surprised and excited to be able to get the target this time.

"Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle." He speaks as Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His face falls as he looks at the family having dinner. "It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital."

Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window. Izuku peers in to take a look as well before letting out a slight sweatdrop as he looks into the dining room.

"You snooze, you lose, Mox!" Blitz sneers as he pulls out his rifle. Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently. "Aaaand I've got ya, bitch." He smiles monstrously as he readies the shot.

"Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!"

"No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother." Blitz says as he positions his rifle. "We're ruining a family!" His rifle clicks as he is about to fire.

"But... Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it." Moxxie lifts up Blitz's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.

"What was that, Ralphie?"

"I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is..." Ralphie grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands. "...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!

Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.

"Alright, kids! Guns out!"

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.

"Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!" Ralphie smirks as he gets closure to the window with his kin in tow.

Meanwhile, Blitz is fuming in anger as Moxxie starts looking about ready to have another panic attack. Izuku gulps nervously as he is trying to alert the other about what's happening.

"What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!" Blitz yells as Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.

"Guys..." Izuku speaks softly as he ducks down.

"I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy." Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths. "I panicked!"

"Guys...!"

"Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?!" Blitz facepalms at his employee's stupidity. "From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits! Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!"

"GUYS!!!"

"WHAT!!!" The three look at him.

"We're in Texas!!!" The moment he said this a blast shot through the wall and hit Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out.

"AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!"

Izuku, Blitz and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.

Ralphie gives chase after Millie. Missing several shots as she backflips onto a small dock and dives into the pond. Growling in annoyance, he makes his way to the shallow waters with a glass bottle hand.

"Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!"

Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock. A knife is in her mouth. Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands. Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock. Her eyes twitch. Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.

Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.

"Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?" Moxxie says as he tries to defuse the situation.

"It's nice to have a new critter to play with." The children spoke eerily, the boy finishing a moment after the girl.

Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "Bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.

"Ohhhhh... crumbs." It was at this moment he knew just how bad he fucked up.

The scene cuts to four gunshots ringing out in the woods. Blitz dashes through a bush. Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitz runs through the forest. He slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom. The cold air reached his lungs making him shiver in the dead of night.

"I know you're hurtin', little devil!" Martha sang with mad glee as she walked through the dark forest.

Blitz takes deep breaths as he leans against a tree. His eyes go wide as he covers his mouth. A silhouette of Martha is shown walking through the woods.

"I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!" Her voice echoed through the woods as she seemingly walked away.

Blitz sighs in relief before his phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitz pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has "GFY" written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it. He grumbles in annoyance as he saw just who would call him at such a bad time.

"Dammit!" He nearly through his phone away but caught it just in time to answer. "Stolas! This is a really bad time! Call later, asshole!"

Stolas is shown relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room. Stolas holds an old rotary phone to his ear, in the shape of sunflowers.

"Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?" He smiled playfully as he sank into the waters. Watching what was happening through the bubbles floating from his bath,

"What is it?" Blitz asked in frustration.

"I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?"

"What did you just call me?!" Blitz questioned angrily as Stolas popped a bubble that had his visage in it.

"My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?"

Blitz looks scared as a rifle clicks. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitzo was moments before. A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole. Causing him to remember this was not the time or place for this shit.

"I can HEAR you, darlin'!" Martha's glow red eyes shined evilly.

"Shhhit!" He quickly ran away in terror all the while Stolas could give a shit and a half and continued talking. I guess he has faith in Blitzy but who knows.

"Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?"

Stolas runs his finger on the edge of the tub. He makes walking motions with his fingers as they begin to glow red. All the while, Blitz ran through the woods in order to find cover. A bullet hits a tree and Blitzo quickly ducks behind another one.

"Doesn't that sound...enticing?"

"You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!" He screams, clearly not wanting to deal with any of this crap right now. Or ever. Especially when a bullet is fired and hits the other side of the tree he was hiding behind.

"Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of..." Stolas' eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look. "...passionate fornication~" He leans over the edge of his bath with water spilling out. "And you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sounds fair, my little Imp?"

"Fine! Whatever!"

"Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy (bleeped) inside of my (bleeped). To (bleeped) the—"

Blitzo cringes and closes his eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for Blitzo. The butt of a shotgun is quickly jammed at his throat, causing him to drop his phone. Stolas' continued rambles are heard in the background.

"Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!" She presses the gun harder into Blitzo. "Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!"

The scene shifts to Moxxie, who struggles to free himself from the rope, his hands tied behind his back. He looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside. A hangman's noose hangs from the wall.

"Millie!" He shouts, worry starting to set in for his friends and loved ones.

Both kids stare at Moxxie with wide evil grins. Moxxie grunts and struggles again. He notices the girl pull out a sharp knife. He looks at the blade and then glares with determination. The girl raises the knife and aims to kill him. But before she could use it, a faint sound of whistling was heard. Making the children shiver in fear as Moxxie breaths a slight sigh of relief.

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A demonic voice sent chills down their spines as the candles that dimly lit the room glowed a bright azure blue. The flames spurting into a blaze that blinded them. In that moment the two were knocked out and tied up instantly. Izuku appeared from the flames and quickie went to untie Mox.

"Thanks Izuku." He smiled slightly as he was handed a rifle.

"You can thank me later." Izuku grabs hold of a chair and throws it through the wall. "Now let's go save our girl!"

"Right!"

They race outside through the forest, where red symbols hang from tree branches. There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky. The camera pans down to reveal Millie and Blitz tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.

"I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie!" Blitz growled, thinking of ways he's gonna get back at him without firing him because lets face it he can't fire Moxxie. Both for plot and the fact he'd also lose another two employees as well. "And where the fuck is that damn kid?!"

"Oh, you don't need to worry about your little friends." Martha wears skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde. She spoke with a sickening smile as she carried a torch with her. "They'll join you two as soon as our youngins are done playing."

She laughs horsley as her husband finishes gathering tinder around the two imps. The couple smiling widely with their fangs on full display.

"Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!" Martha raises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves. "May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!"

Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, but they remain unharmed. Leaving the married couple very confused.

"Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard." Millie and Blitzo smirk. Martha stares confused.

"Oh. Shit." She rolled her eyes as she picked up her gun. "Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!"

"That would be more effective." he said with a derpy smile that would definitely get him hit if they weren't tied up.

"Blitz!"

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch. Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground. Moxxie is shown holding his gun.

"Moxxie!" Millie cheered as he ran over to untie them.

"You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!" Blitzo falls down. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace.

Ralphie backtracks and trips over his wife's corpse. Quickly picks himself up to run away but is stopped by a very pissed Izuku who cracks his knuckles. Ralphie nervously tries to back away but before he could take another step Izuku punches him in the face. Sending him back a few feet with some of his teeth hitting the ground. Unfortunately, he was still conscious and ran away afterwards.

"Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fine!" Blitz yelled sarcastically as he held his injured arm. Moxxie ran to him and helped him get to his feet.

"I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise."

"Apology accepted." He brought him into a hug and spoke in a low threatening tone. "But, if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will fuck you and your wife."

"That's my job~" Izuku whispered, appearing next to them suddenly, flashing a small glare at Blitz for a split second.

"Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off."

"I'll be doing plenty of that later." Izuu says with a chuckle as Blitz pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest. He puts it back and retrieves his cell phone.

"Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house."

"Okay, fine. But, hurry up." Blitz rolled his eyes as he yelled into his phone. "Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!"

"I better go with him." izuku says as he quickly follows behind Moxxie.

They ran through the woods with a determined look on his face. They even ran past Blitz's phone that Stolas had continued to rave over. Not really noticing that no one was one the other end.

"... (bleeped) use while you and I and (bleeped) and jelly sandwiches all night...!" Izuku quickly hung up the phone and placed it in his pocket before the rant could go on any longer.

After they reached the house, they found Ralphie releasing his kids and bringing them into his arms protectively. Moxxie aimed his rifle at them with Izuku by his side cracking his knuckles. The father glaring at them with hatred and malice.

"Don't move!"

"What are you gonna do little guy? Kill us?"

"I should! You people are monsters! But... you should have a chance at a life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes justly!"

Ralphie and the kids look at one another in confusion as they watch Moxxie pick up the supposed phone. With Izuku eyeing them the whole time.

"I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... my way." Moxxie presses a button and the television turns on. Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind him. "Oh, shit."

"Uh... do you, uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?" Moxxie glances at the TV remote, the buttons looking like eyes and a face.

"Yeah, it's in the kitchen." He points a thumb towards the other room.

"I'll get it." Izuku says as he walks out the room.

"Then... what is this for?" Moxxie question in confusion.

"It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids." Ralphie hugs them as Moxxie smiles, eyes shining.

"Awwwww." He cooed, touched by the parental affection.

"Okay, good news." Izuku made his way back into the room. "Cops are coming and they might be willing to hear out a plea deal. Then again we're in Texas."

"What's the bad news?"

"They might not listen." Izuku sighed heavily as he looked at the faimly. "Best case scenario, Big man here is either getting the death penalty or life in prison if he's lucky and the kids will likely be given years of psychiatric treatment in a mental hospital before getting the chance at real lives. So long as you say you and your wife forced them to participate in all of.....well this ...." He said, gesturing to pretty much the entire house.

"More or less true."

"So yeah. Just hang out on the lawn with your hands up and you should be fine. Just say you had a change of heart or some shit."

"Whats the worst case?"

"You're all gonna die and I'll be seeing you in Hell later on." Izuku thought for a minute. "And if that's the case, find your wife and head to the Cannibal Colony. Tell them Green sent you and you should be okay."

The two were set to leave but before he exited he looked back at the small family. His eyes drifted all over the room and all the memories they had made. This man took his son fishing. Martha had helped her daughter make her own costumes for a school play. They may have been monsters, but they were still a family that shared a great and important bond.

"No matter what happens, you are getting another chance." He looks at them with an almost pleading look. "Don't waste it. For your sake."

With that he ran out of the building at the sight of flashing lights in the distance. Soon they had rejoined Blitz and Millie back on the hill. The latter of the two looked at them with a more worried expression.

"They're they are!" Blitz called out with a big grin. "You two have a good time rearranging guts?"

"Excuse me?" Moxxie raised an eyebrow while Izuku simply stared at their boss unimpressed.

"Look, I don't care where you two cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?" Blitz pokes him several times for emphasis. "See you all at the office!" he laughs as he jumps through the portal.

"You doing okay, sweetie?" Millie asked, cupping his cheek affectionately.

"Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process." He smiled as he held her hand close.

"You have a goooood heart, honey." She touches his chest before playfully pinching his nose. "Just a fuzzy head!" Millie kisses Moxxie to which he smiles lovingly at her as she walks through the portal.

"She's right, you know that Mox?" Izuku says as he is about to go through. "It's just one of the reasons I like you so much."

"I know." He smiles as he looks up at him and grabs his hand. "And Izuku, I never did give you proper thank you." He pulls him down low enough for him to reach and places a kiss to his cheek. Surprising him before he smiles at him.

As he was about to say something the sounds of sirens caught their attention. They turned around and saw two police cars and a helicopter outside the house. One officer spoke loudly over a loudspeaker.

"We got em', boys!"

A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in a massive inferno. They were left stunned by this as they looked at one another. Something hits Moxxie in the head before they could say anything. Looking down to see what is left of the girl's teddy bear head. 

"I expected this yet somehow I am still surprised." Izuku mutters to himself with a small feeling of guilt. The two were so caught up that they failed to notice Blitz grabbing them by their collars and dragging them through the portal.

The final scene cuts to Mayberry and the imps celebrating their victory. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it! :)" is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on his face.

"Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!" Millie yelled excitedly as she hugged her husband.

"Yaaay!" Mayberry and Blitz cheered while Izuku tried to clear his head from the shock.

"Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up."

"And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!"

"That's messed up. But, I paid for it" Everyone except Moxxie and Izuku laughs.

"Yeah, fuck that family!" Blitz yelled happily with a fist pump.

"Hey, Mrs. Mayberry?" Izuku spoke up, getting her attention. "You were a school teacher, right?"

"Yeah, why?" She questioned as she took another bite of her cake. "You got a fetish or something?"

"You wanna work for me? I need someone I can more or less trust to teach my kids." She seemed genuinely shocked by the question.

"What's the catch?"

"Just that you'll have to live in my fiance's hotel and participate in her program." Izuku explained while thinking of ways to sweeten the deal. "You get room and board with topnotch protection from a couple of the most powerful beings in Hell. While also getting to do something that you loved doing in the past."

"I guess you have a point." She thought it over for a few seconds before shrugging. "You know what, sure. I hate my current living situation anyway."

"Deal?" Izuku offers her a handshake, his hand having a faint blue glow that goes unnoticed.

"Deal." She shakes his hand, feeling a strange sense of warmth coursing through her body for a moment. They separate afterward and Mayberry notices something strange. A mark that has appeared on the back of her hand resembles a bird.

"That's so people know not to mess with you. Proof that you're under my protection." She continued to stare at it for a few seconds longer before letting out a small laugh.

"Thank you."

"Don't mention it."

And there we have another chapter! And yes I know it may be annoying to some people that I may only be updating this story for some since its easier. Why is it easier? Its the public access to the episode transcripts that I can copy, paste, edit and add scenes as I please. Other author do it and it would be a pain to write down EVERYTHING from an episode.

Anyway since people seemed confused, yes Niffty is in the harem. Along with Mayberry being added. Probably gonna be the last editions, except for maybe some fodder I guess but who knows.

One thing I need to address is yes IMP knows he's an overlord. And that mark is something that he puts on the souls he protects. Not the ones he owns, but I'll expand more on that later. 

Anyway, here's something else for you guys. An extra scene that I couldn't find a place to put so you can just imagine when it happened in this episode. Its more or less a parody of Blitz and Stolas' call from this episode:

Izuku was currently in the trees, hiding from the humans who had spotted them thanks to Moxxie's actions. Izuku hid in the cover of darkness, eyeing the surrounding area closely. Unsure of where he should go now. His thoughts were cut short however as his phone began ringing at him.

'I really need to put this on vibrate when I'm on missions.' He thought to himself as he answered it. "Hey there! Sorry but this is a really bad time Stella."

"Awe~ When isn't it a bad time darling?~"

Back in hell, in the Goetia palace located just outside of Imp City where one of Izuku's lovers, Stella, resided. Her voice was teasing and elegant as she spoke to him. In her private room, she relaxed in a bath with many scented candles lit around her. She held her cellphone to her ear as she giggled to herself.

"I know this is sudden but I was hoping that I could speak to you more about our arrangement." She playfully splashed some water around her as she massaged herself. "After all, its just be soooooo long since we've seen one another~"

"Stella we met up a few days ago."

"Really? Is felt more like years~"

Izuku listened to her laughter with a sigh. Which quickly turned into a gasp as a gunshot zoomed past him and destroyed a nearby branch. Cursing under his breath he moved swiftly through trees as Stella continued to talk.

"Anyway, you see Stolas is preparing a little deal with that imp of his and I got to thinking about what we could do together~"

"Well I guess that makes sense." He whispered as he heard another gunshot not too far away. "But seriously can we please talk about this later? Kinda in the middle of a situation here!"

"Then I'll keep this brief." She said as Izuku noticed something about his phone. Instead of being a simple audio call, Stella had switched it to video. She smirked as she propped herself up on the edge of her tub, showing off her moistened body that would normally send him into a mood.

"Once a month during the full moon, Stolas will bring that imp for his activities, so as such during that same day, we can stay at my beachside villa in Envy to have our fun. Along with proper dates and passionate fornication biweekly at the very least."

As she spoke, she planned her camera over her form as her free hand traced her curves. Her fingers stopped between her legs before she brought them up to her mouth and licked them slightly. Smirking as she began playing with her soft fluffy feathery breasts for him.

"Sounds fair, Daddy~?"

"Oh, look at you being so naughty~" He smirked as he watched her shiver through the video. "I bet you can't wait for me to strap you down again."

"Oh yes~ Daddy!~ I want you to tie me down as you (Bleep) my (Bleep) with your (Bleep) all night long with Mistress whipping my (Bleep) as my (Bleep) is stuffed with your (Bleep) for days on end~"

"Well you'll just have to wait for Daddy like a good girl~" He teased her playfully with a lustful smirk. "I'll see you soon my little Star~ You better behave~"

"I will Daddy~ I promise~" The call ended, leaving Izuku to ponder by himself for a bit.

"Well at least she didn't want to talk about that arrangement. But its likely gonna come up later." He sighed as he rubbed his temple. "Problem for future me. Time to save the day right now."

END

So yeah! next chapter will either be "Loo Loo Land" or some an original chapter that will show Mayberry interacting with the HH crew or something like that. Whichever I feel like doing so whatever.

~Bye Bitches!~