At the end of the rainbow there's happiness

And to find it, how often I tried

But my life is a race

Just a wild goose chase

And my dreams have all been denied

Why have I always been a failure

What can the reason be

I wonder if the world's to blame

I wonder if it could be me

A land dyed in red appeared seemingly after a great battle had taken place. An enormous red pentagram glowed ominously in the sky. Large signs and graffiti were strewn about the streets. Saying things like "Fuck you heaven!", "Your days are numbered!" and "Punishment!". Not a single living soul was left in the open streets. Just rows upon rows of mangle and dismembered corpses.

I'm always chasing rainbows

Watching clouds drifting by

My schemes are just like all my dreams

Ending in the sky

Out of the tallest room in the highest building walked out a young woman with long blonde hair wearing a pink suit. Tears streamed down her face as she leaned against the rails on the balcony. A small spark erupted from her fingertips before she launched it into the sky. Exploding into fireworks to signal the survivors that the new year has begun.

One by one the citizens of the city had opened up their windows and exited their homes. Not even batting an eye to the destruction and death that had befallen them. As this has happened to them many times before.

Some fellows look and find the sunshine

I always look and find the rain

Some fellows make a winning sometime

I never even make a gain,

believe me

Several figures made their way to start the day. A trio of individuals open the curtains of the porn studio, simply labeled as "Porn Studio". The young girl in the group opens up her phone to take a selfie with a man with a flat-screen T.V. for a head that was seated beside her. Meanwhile a tall moth pimp man clad in red grunts and scowls as he looked at a text he had gotten from an employee.

Elsewhere, a very poshly dressed woman watches with a smile as several of her underlings begin to gorge themselves on fresh meat. Meanwhile, she simply crosses the name "Franklin" off of her sign that once said "Franklin and Rosie's Emporium."

The blonde woman continues to cry as she sings her sorrows. Her eyes turned a blood red as she stared in the distance at the clock tower. The clock resetting from 0 to 365, starting the countdown to the next cleanse.

I'm always chasing rainbows

Waiting to find a little bluebird

In vain

She continued to cry for a few moments as another figure walked out from behind her. The male figure had seemed to be on a phone call a moment ago as he hung up to go over to the woman. As soon as he was behind her he gently wrapped his arms around her to bring her into a hug.

"It's gonna be alright, Charlie." He said calmly, placing a small kiss to her forehead in a comforting manner. "Soon enough all this is gonna change."

"I-Izuku..." She muttered out as she turned to face him. He smiled softly as he brushed away her tears. "I-its j-just....How can we be sure? I-I still don't have proof it'll work. And everything Dad said it's all..."

"It's gonna be fine. Listen to me when I say that I have faith in you." He smiled as he kissed her again, holding her close as she snuggled in his chest. "I know that demons can change if they try hard enough. After all, you helped me see that. Remember?"

"But not all of them will want to. What if they try and nothing comes out of it? What if it really is impossible?!" She breathed heavily as he petted her gently.

"While it's true that we have no proof it'll work, no one has any that says it won't either?" He told her as they separated. "And that's more than enough reason for me." He said with determination. "And we'll be with you every step of the way. No matter what. Just like you were there for me."

"Thanks, Izu." Charlie smiled as she reached up and kissed his cheek. "You really know how to cheer me up."

"Of course, Apple Pie." He said smugly, getting a giggle from her. "Now let's go get you some fritters and your favorite frappuccino. I got everything made ready to go. We have a really big day ahead of us."

"You know we could've just gotten some on the way, you didn't need to trouble yourself making them."

"Nonsense! Nothing but the very best in all of Hell for any of my sweethearts." He proclaimed as he took her hand in his. "Besides, it's calming and makes it all worth it to see you smile." She let out a giggle as he nuzzled against her cheek.

"Okay, okay! I get it!" She laughed as she hugged his arm. "I guess we better get going before Vaggie starts getting worried."

They walked for a few minutes before meeting up with their shared partner Vagatha, more commonly known as Vaggie. A slim demon with muted gray-lavender colored skin. Her hair is white and has a jagged, moth-like shape to the cut, with gray-lavender stripes at the ends. Her left eye is replaced by a dark reddish-pink X on a slate-gray eye-patch.

"Hey there, hun." She said as she approached the two carrying a couple coffees in her hands. "Are you ready for this?" She asked as she handed her girlfriend her frappuccino.

"Yeah. Lets just hope it all goes well."

"You'll do fine." She smiled as she placed a kiss on her cheek.

"Hey! What about me?" Izuku asked in fake sadness, making the moth themed girl roll her eyes before giving him one as well. "Now all's right with the world." The two girls chuckled at his actions.

"Okay, but we should really get going before the mayhem starts." Vaggie said seriously, right on cue an explosion could be heard off in the distance. "Never mind." She groaned in annoyance.

"No need to fret, Sweetie. I have us covered." Izuku said as he took her hand in a comforting manner. Placing a quick kiss to it before they began leaving.

"Razzle! Dazzle! We're heading out, come on you little tikes!" Charlie called out as two goat-like creatures flew into view and took some of the belongings out to the awaiting limo.

~Some Time Later~

Static ensued as the screen to a television set was turned on. The logo for Hell's very own "666 News" appeared before dissolving to show off two reporters. One a very tall pale woman with a large head wearing a red dress. The other a slightly shorter male wearing a suit whose face seemed to be that of a gas mask. Or maybe that was just a mask to hide his face. I don't know. I don't care either. Where was I?

"Good afternoon all you wretched lucky survivors, I'm you host Katie Killjoy." The woman introduced herself with a wide smile.

"And I'm Tom Trench." The male said as a small video began playing beside him. "Chaos ensues as a turf war has broken out on the West side of Pentagram City. The two notable players today happen to be the kingpin Sir Pentious and the self proclaimed 'spunky powerhouse' Cherri Bomb."

As he spoke the small screen showed off a picture of a serpentine man posing for a picture wearing a 'music band' t-shirt under his suit and carrying a skateboard as his hat looked really uncomfortable. Then it transitioned to what seemed to be a hand drawn picture of a young cyclops woman with long pink hair flipping the bird.

"After the recent extermination many areas are now up for grabs." Katie said as she made a clawing motion with her hands. "And now demons all over Hell are duking it out for new territory."

As she said this, a fight between both mentioned demons was shown. Pentious was attempting to fire a bazooka as Cherri flung an egg demon at him before he could. In retaliation he threw his henchman back at her only for Cherri to crack him open over her knee. Giving her a chance to slip one of her signature bombs into the shells before she threw it back at him. An explosion hitting him at point blank.

"Those two are really starting to have at it."

"Those two are fitting tooth and nail for that hot spot." Katie said as she pulled out a tooth and a nail out of her coffee mug. Which she then proceeded to eat.

"And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Woo-Hoo!" Tom wiggled his brow as he stared at the footage of Cherri being Cherri.

"You sure are a limp dick jackass, Tom. Or should I say-" She says as she pours her scalding hot coffee onto the poor bastard's crotch. "No dick."

"Not again." Tom whimpered in pain as Katie let out a small cackle.

"Cumming up next we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho. Who's here to discuss her brand new passion project." She says as a picture of Charlie is shown with her title of 'Princess of Hell.' Soon transitioning to a picture of Izuku, who was shirtless and showing off his glistening manly abs, pitch black wings and surrounded by raging blue flames. "And accompanying her is her fiance and potential future King of Hell, Izuku Midoriya. Most known for being voted Number 4 in the Top Ten Sexiest Men in Hell by Hellborn and sinners alike. All that and more, after the break!" She says as she shattered her coffee mug with a strangled smile.

"Suck it up you little Bi-" She yells at Tom who was still whimpering but was cut off as the feed was cut for the commercial break.

"Did she have to introduce me like that?" Izuku sighed heavily as Razzle handed him a donut and coffee from the concession table. "Thanks." He patted the little man's head as he went back to his business.

"I told you doing that pageant was a bad idea." Vaggie said as she helped straighten his outfit.

"Hey, you gotta admit the prize money was too good to pass up. Still wished I didn't have to put up with all the weirdos." 'Especially with all the shit I had to go through to get Valentino off my back.' He growled softly at the memory. "But either way we got some extra revenue for the project."

"We would've been fine. I told you I had saved enough over the years to get everything up and running." Charlie said with a small pout, complaining about how they couldn't go out for a date without disguises any more.

"Charlie, I love you more than literally anything in Heaven, Earth and Hell, but that building is quite literally falling apart." Izuku deadpanned slightly while she turned away awkwardly. "And I am willing to do almost anything to make sure your dream happens."

"It just sucks is all." She muttered with a pout. "And the fact that damn Shiroi hane no meinu got a hold you just grinds my gears."

"Damn, you're getting really good with Japanese." He chuckled as he grabbed hold of her hand. "Don't worry she's chilled out quite a bit. It's her brother that I really have a problem with but that's besides the point. Not to mention she helps pay for stuff around the hotel."

"I know, I know."

"C'mere." He said as he dragged her over and planted a kiss on her lips. Surprising her at first but she eventually melted into it. After a few seconds they separated, smirking happily as Charlie's face flushed red but she smiled all the same.

"You jerk." She giggled as she wrapped her arms around him for another peck.

"I know, but I'm your jerk." He smiled before quickly bringing Vaggie into the hug. "And yours too." He smirked as he proceeded to do the same to her. The short moth demon girl is not even trying to refuse.

"Eres dulce y sexy hijo de puta." Vaggie muttered under her breath after they separated. The three happy lovers laughed sweetly as some of the onlookers either cooed or gagged at the wholesome sight.

"Now, do you remember what to say?" She asked as she adjusted Charlie's bowtie.

"Yes! Let's do this!" She says now filled with determination.

"Just look at me and I'll mouth it to you. Or just follow Izuku's lead."

"Solid advice, Vags. Solid advice." He said sarcastically with a chuckle.

"Come on! I know what to say!" She whines slightly as she walks over to the snack. "I just feel like we should do something to make it all sound more exciting." She tossed a donut aside before stars appeared in her eyes. "Oooooh~ How about I-"

"Sing a song about?" Vaggie and Izuku said simultaneously with an amused smile on their faces.

"Aw~ You knew I was gonna say that~" She cooed as she booped their snoots playfully.

"Because we know you, Apple Pie."

"And please don't sing, hun. This is serious."

"I know but I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!" She said in excitement as she got onto the snack table. Razzle and Dazzle simply munching on some food as she did so.

"I'm pretty sure you just stepped in someone's potato salad." Izuku commented, making Charlie grimace as she kicked it away.

"Life isn't a musical, sweetheart."

"Tell that to Vivienne Medrano, aka Vivziepop. Who writes a musical number for pretty much every character in her shows."

"Okay fine. But I got a lot of other ideas. The highlighted bits are the best parts." She says, handing Vaggie a list as she bounces excitedly.

"Just gonna ignore me breaking the fourth wall? Okay." Izuku shrugs as he eats another boston-cream donut.

"It's all highlighted. And is that a drawing?" She asked as she looked over the list.

"Yes! That's the happy ending! See!" She points at the very childlike drawing of a rainbow and stick figures with horns and halos. "Everyone is smiling and happy in Heaven!"

"And the one on the back?" Vaggie asked, gesturing to the picture on the other side. Which seemed to be of a multitude of lookalikes, three resembling Charlie ,Vaggie and Izuku respectively. Along with a miscellaneous mishmash of other things such as dogs, dolphins, and more rainbows. Along with a cartoonishly large looking cake.

"Our wedding!" She declared with a wide toothy smile, making their face flush a shade of pink for a few moments.

"Okay, we'll just file that away for a later discussion." Izuku coughed awkwardly as Charlie took the list back and quickly began looking it over.

"Hun, it isn't gonna be that simple. Just be cool and remember the talking points we went over." Vaggie sighed as she took Charlie by her shoulder and looked her dead in the eyes. "And. Do. Not. SING!" She said seriously.

"Okay, fine." She groaned as she began walking away. "I'll just have to rely on my impeccable improv skills." She said in a mawk accent as she made her way over to Killjoy.

"What are the chances that she actually doesn't sing?" Vaggie asked nervously.

"Slim to none on the best of days." Izuku sighed as he gave Vaggie one more reassuring kiss before following after her. "Don't worry. Worst case scenario I'll burn this place to the ground."

"Best case?"

"We'll roast marshmallows over the flames." He laughed lightly, smiling as he saw her let out a small giggle. "Wish us luck."

"Good luck, mis amores."

Izuku quickly caught up with Charlie and made their way over to the reporters' desk. Where Katie was finishing off the last dregs of a cigarette with Tom off in the corner probably wondering about how long he has left before retirement. Izuku takes Charlie's hand in his in a comforting manner.

"Hey there. I'm Charlie." She greeted, extending her free hand for a handshake.

"Katie Killjoy." She says disinterested as she crushed her cigarette in her hand. "I would say it's a pleasure to meet you but that would be a lie. And you can put that away." she says, gesturing to Charlie's still extended hand. "I don't the gays. I have standards after all."

Izuku's eyes twitched in slight annoyance at her words. He tried his best to remain calm as he watched her throw away her cigarette before she winced in pain as a bit of blue fire sparkled in her hand right before she threw it. He held back a chuckle as he watched her try and figure out what happened.

"Oh, yeah? How's that working out for you?" Charlie asked as she looked at a sign above her that read 'Hell's #1 News'.

"Look, my time is money so I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment." She spoke with animosity as she gestured to a sign for said show. With a statement that read "It's Dahm Good!"

'Nor ever again.' Izuku mentally said before sighing to himself. 'That reminds me I owe Rosie a favor and that is NOT a position I want to be in for too long.'

"And merely showing this hot piece of ass here will raise our ratings with all the horny fuckers want to jerk off to him." Katie said, gesturing over to Izuku with a lustful smirk. Charlie gained an angry expression as she did so, with her horns poking out slightly before Izuku calmed her down. "You may be a royal big shot but that doesn't mean shit to me! I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying FUCK about what a tux wearing demon 'princess' wants to advertise."

Trench simply watched this routine play out shaking his head disapprovingly. All the while Katie kept on shaking her body in a weird way while still trying to appear threatening. Meanwhile it was now Charlie's turn to calm Izuku down to keep him from burning the place to the ground.

"But I-"

"So don't get cute with me! Or I will FUCKING bury you!" She interrupts her as multiple bones in her body start to crack.

'I swear to Satan if this bitch doesn't shut up I'm gonna reduce this place to ashes and then burn the ashes.' Izuku thinks as he starts cracking his knuckles, with small flames flickering as he does so.

"And we're live!"

"And we're back!" Katie rushes to her seat, causing her to snap her own neck. "So Charlotte..." She begins as she fixes her neck.

"It's Charlie."

"Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been pestering our news station about." She says menacing as she fiddles with her pen. Making her feel very uncomfortable as Izuku places a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"Well...As most of you all know, I was born here in Hell." She begins nervously, Vaggie is giving her two thumbs up from the audience and Izuku smiling from beside. " Growing up I always tried to find good in people and sometimes it worked out and other times not so much. Hell is my home, and you are my people."

Katie, looking bored, notices a slug on the table and quickly stabs it with her pen. Getting some blood on Charlie's face, who brushes it off to resume her pitch. Though she did have to hold back a laugh as she watched Katie nearly fall off of her chair when the dead slug caught fire.

"We just went through another extermination. We lost so many souls and it breaks my heart to watch my people get slaughtered like this. No one is even given a chance!" She slams her fist on the table, waking up a certain Killjoy who was falling asleep. "And I cannot sit idling by as the place I call home is subjected to such violence and cruelty!

"So, we've been thinking, isn't there a more humane way to handle overpopulation here in hell? Perhaps an alternative way to change souls through redemption? Well I think yes! Ladies and gentlemen and all those in between, we're opening up the very first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

She yells out happily, getting a round of applause from her boyfriend. Everyone else simply sat in silence and stared at her expecting more from her. The stares make her shrink in her seat as Izuku looks over to her with concern. Her mood slowly shifted in the opposite direction it was in a few moments ago.

"Cause you know. Hotels are places for people who are passing through. Temporarily." She speaks softly with a bit of nervous laughter. "I figured it would serve a purpose. Someplace to work towards redemption. Yaaaay~"

"Stupid bitch." A cameraman said offscreen. Which caused Izuku to quickly glare in the direction with his fist ignited. Only for Vaggie to punch the little shit clear across the room as Charlie quickly swatted the flames out in a panic.

"Look. Every one of you has something good deep down inside you. I just know you do." She sighed before gaining a small smirk. "Maybe I'm just not getting through to you." She says, getting her bodyguards' attention.

"Oh, no!" Vaggie facepalmed seeing where this was going.

"Let's be honest, we all knew where this was going." Izuku let out a small bit of laughter as Charlie snapped her fingers. The lights shut off for a moment and a spotlight shined on her as Razzle and Dazzle had brought out a piano.

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Charlie had finished her impromptu song and dance number with a confident smile on her face. Izuku stood not far behind her with a pleased smile on his face as he clapped for her performance. Eagerly awaiting for the responses of her people in the crowd who simply stood there in stunned silence. Many of them with looks of disbelief at the sheer display of the girl who was supposed to be next in line for the throne ruling over this cesspool they call home.

"Wow!" One demon, looking something akin to old style cartoon characters, finally spoke up from the audience. "That was shit!" He finished with a wicked grin. On cue each and every demon began busting their guts with laughter.

"What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of hell would give two shits about being a better person?! You have no proof that your little experiment even works!" Katie yelled out between her fits of laughter. "You want people to be good just because?!"

"We already have a patron! He believes in our cause and has shown incredible progress!" Charlie declared, grabbing their attention for a moment.

"Oh, really? And who might that be?" Katie asked, not really caring as she looked over her nails.

"Just someone by the name of Angel Dust!"

"The porn star?" Tom asked with some amount of interest, which was quickly shattered when a grinning Katie turned her attention to him.

"You fucking would Tom." She sneered before looking back at the couple. "That is not something worth bragging about. I bet that hooker would do anything for some booger sugar and lube." She said as she made a jerking motion with her hand.

"Well he's certainly braver than the lot of you morons." Izuku chimed in, a stone cold glare glued to his brow. "I mean, what can I expect from a bunch of washed up hazbins anyway."

"Ex-fucking-cuse me?!" Katie's grin widened sinisterly as she cracked the desk. "Forgive me but I think I may have misheard you. Would you mind repeating that?" She said, getting dangerously close to the green haired male.

"Okay then, bitch." He said, clearly not giving any Fs as he shoved the women away from him. "And don't stand that close to me, I can smell your mother's ass from here."

"What?!"

"Oh, was I wrong? Was it your father's ass that you were kissing before you wound up down here?"

"Shut up! You have a lot of balls saying shit to me?!

"I guess you have quite a bit of experience with balls don't you?" Izuku commented, getting a few chuckles from onlookers. Which were silenced by Katie's glare. "It's all pretty obvious, constantly abusing your coworkers and saff. Lording your status over everyone's heads like you truly earned any of it."

"You bastard son of a-!"

"And not to mention incredibly quick to temper. Face it, I can read you like a magazine. Your parents didn't a single shit about you so you just kept doing what you thought would impress them. Which clearly didn't work out for you at all since you ended escalating your tactics to the point you straight up ruined everyone else's lives. And now you're here, your parent's ghost still shaping you into the whiny little bitch you are trying to get the approval that you know deep in your heart you don't deserve."

"Why-? You little- FUCKING PRICK!!!" She slammed her claws into the desk, shattering it into pieces. If one looked closely enough they could swear they saw miniscule tears building up in her eyes.

"Breaking news!"

"This just in! A new player has entered the ongoing turf war!" Tom yelled out suddenly trying to break the tension that was about to explode. "Let's cut to the live feed!"

"Aha! I'm a bad person!" A four armed, white furred individual yelled out as he squashed a living egg. Throwing grenades out into the distance of the battlefield.

"Oh, shit." Charlie gasped wide-eyed.

"'Oh, shit', indeed! The new player is none other than porn actor Angel Dust!" Katie said with minor glee. "What a juicy coincidence. You must feel really stupid right now."

"I'm gonna fucking kill that over grown cum stained, jizz napkin eating, cock cucking, web faced moronic son of drug addicted whore birthed of yeast infected vagina!" Izuku yelled out as he stormed out of the room, shattering a wall as he did so.

"Save some for me!" Vaggie yelled out as she pulled out a spear from nowhere.

"Well, well, well. Looks like your idea is dead on arrival. So tell me princess..." Katie glared with her eyes glowing a bright crimson. "How does it feel to be such a total failure!" She laughed so hard she nearly fell over.

"Well..um...How does it feel now that I got your pen? BITCH!" Her words quickly shut everyone up as they started back away slowly. "Uh.....Whoops...." She chuckled nervously.

Tom ran away in fear as Katie stood up in front of her. Her body grew extra limbs as the faint sounds of insectoid chirping was heard. She let out a monstrous roar as she stepped closer to her. Charlie gulped nervously as she slowly raised her hands in a defense manner.

'Months of Izuku's training don't fail me now!'

~Meanwhile~

"Thanks for the backup, Angie!" The cyclops woman, Cherri Bomb, said as she launched a bazooka into the frey.

"Are you kidding me?! This is the best action I've seen in ages!" Angel said as he laid back relaxed, throwing a grenade over his cover.

"Where have ya been, anyway? I thought went and die or some shit!"

"Oh, I wish!" Angel and Cherri quickly jumped into the field as he spoke. "I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. So long as I play nice I can stay there rent free!"

"For serious?!"

"Yeah! No fights! No pranks! No problematic language! Their words, not mine!" he explained as he fired his tommy gun aimlessly. Using a baseball bat in his other hand he crushed several more eggbois happily. "These bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two whole weeks!"

"Holy shit!" Cherri said with a cackle as she threw even more bombs.

"I mean sorta clean." he smirked as he wiped some egg yolk off himself. "Only about as clean as you get with a shit ton of bolivian marching powder! I swear the only good thing about staying is being able to stare at some grade A beef for free!" He said with a laugh.

"Really now? Maybe I should come over if someone has actually caught your attention!"

"Maybe! I mean it's not every day you get to take a peek at one of Hell's top ten!" He smirked as he chucked an egg over to his gal pal.

"You're joking?! Top ten? Which one?!" Cherri asked as she swung a pipe into the eggboi, sending him flying into another group of eggs bowling-style.

"Number 4! The guy who beat Val!" Angel answered with a guttural laugh, getting a wild applause from her in response. "I tell ya, when they made that announcement Val literally got so pissed he gave himself a heart attack! We even got an entire week off so he could go on a vacay to calm down!"

"Oh! You lucky bitch! You have to send me pictures!"

"No prob!" Angel said right before a chain was wrapped around him. He was slung into some rubble courtesy of the serpentine Sir Pentious. Though all he could do was smirk as this happened. "Oh~ Harder Daddy!~"

"Son?! Is that you?!" The snake demon said with a strange sparkle in his eyes. While he was distracted, Cherri swooped in sounding like a train and kicked him away. "You whorese have no class! In war the side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!" He finished with a hiss as he adjusted his tie.

"Or the side that ain't dead!" Cherri commented as she tore open one of the eggbois.

"Speaking of style, is your hat alive or something!"

"Well that's none of your goddamn business! Now is it?"

"Does that make your hat the top and you the bottom!" He laughed as an egg 'ooooohed' at the burn. A sign that said 'loser' pointed at Pentious in the background.

"I'm gonna blow you to bitsss!"

"Hmm~ Kinky!~"

"Not like that! Pervert!" He yelled as a sign that said 'pussy' was now pointing at him.

As they laughed at the serpent man, an egg minion managed to sneak behind them with a weapon aimed right at Cherri. Angel quickly noticed this and shoved her away just as the weapon was fired. Launching tendrils that had wrapped themselves around his limbs, restraining him.

"Not so cocky now, are we?" Sir Pentious questioned confidently, not at all getting what the situation was looking like. But I bet a lot of the weebs in the audience do.

"Dude, you really need to watch what comes out of your mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole TIME!" He yelled out as the tentacles stretched out his limbs. "And it's obvious you're not catching on. Which is just sad!" He yelled as he grew another set of arms and manifested a tommy gun.

"You think you're gonna get into a lot of trouble for this, Angie?" Cherri asked as she walked up behind him.

"Meh. What's one little brawl gonna cause?" Angel shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. Only to begin sweating when he heard a very familiar voice.

"ME GETTING REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF!" Izuku yelled out as crashed into the ground, his flames burning the rubble to ashes beneath him. "Now would you mind explaining to me what the heck is going on?"

"Err....em......Hey there......Guy...." Angel began as he slowly started backing away slowly. "You see-OW!" He started only for Izuku to smack on the head Gibbs style.

"That was rhetorical." He growled angrily as the spider man rubbed his hand.

"You miserable son of a-" Pentious growled as he stood up only to see the new arrival on the field.

"Hey, Pentious."

"Oh, greetings Midoriya. How've you been?"

"Had worse days but certaining have had better ones too." Izuku shrugged as the other two simply stared at the exchange.

"So does the striped one work for you or what?"

"Not really, he just broke the one condition we had for him to stay at our hotel." Izuu leveled a glare at the pornstar who tried hsiu best not to meet his gaze.

"Speaking of, is that boiler room still giving you issues?"

"Oh, no. It's working pretty great. Thanks for the parts by the way."

"It was no issue. I had the extras just lying around so it's good they got put into use."

"Um....Hello!" Cherri yelled out, cutting their conversation short. "We were kind of in the middle of something here!" He said as she lit a fuse on one of her bombs.

"And I'm just here to collect the moron."

"Hey!"

"It's the truth, Angel and you know it."

"I'd actually like to finish what I started, Midoriya. If that isn't an issue." Pentious stated as some of his eggbois had managed to regroup.

"Fine, but don't think that this is the end, Angel!" Izuku said as he walked off away from the battle.

"We're still friends after this, right?"

"Yes!"

"Thank you!" Pentious took a few guns from his minions as he smirked. "Now where were we?"

"Ass kicking time!"

The three individuals screamed as they rushed back into battle. Izuku simply sat off to the side on some rubble watching the carnage while snacking on some chips he stole on his way out of the studio. Knowing full well that he was likely gonna need to calm a very pissed off Vaggie later. Or worse, a pissed off Charlie.

~Later~

The battle was over and everyone involved was either recovering or on their way home. The royal limo drove through the relatively unscathed streets with ease as on the inside Angel could be seen entertaining himself by messing with the window. All the while Vaggie was glaring at him angrily, her eye twitching as she was barely able to keep herself from attacking.

Sat beside her was a very upset Charlie who hugged her knees to her chest as she hid behind some of her hair. She was sitting on Izuku's lap as said male hugged her warmly. Gently caressing her in a comforting manner as he placed several small kisses to her head to ease her strife.

"What?" Asked Angel as he finally noticed the glares he was receiving.

"What? WHAT?! What were you thinking?!" Vaggie sneered as she pulled out her hair in frustration.

"I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a redeeming quality, helping friends with stuff?"

"Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!"

"Eh! You win some, you lose a few hundred." he said with a chuckle as he went back to mess with the window. "It wasn't that bad anyway." He barely dodged a knife being thrown at him.

"The next one won't miss." Vaggie growled as she continued to glare at the idiot.

"I had too! My credibility was one the line! What would've happened to my reputation if people found out I was trying to go clean! It throws out my entire persona!" He punctuated his sentence by emphasizing his chest fluff.

"Your reputation! What about the hotel's?!" Izuku yelled out with small bits of fire sparking from his hair. "That little stunt you pulled made us look like a freaking joke!"

"Nah nah, babe! Jokes are funny! I made you look more...er....sad! And pathetic!" He stated, causing Charlie's mood to sour even more. "LIke an orphan with no arms or legs...oh! With progeria!" He paused for a moment before he let out an exasperated sigh. "Great! Now I'm down in the dumps! This thing have any liquor?"

"Angel, shut up before I light you on fire."

"Can you at least try and take this seriously?"

"Fine I'll try.Just don't get your taco in a twist baby."

"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?"

"Whichever pisses you off more!" He grumbled as he continued to roll around the limo floor. "Is there seriously no liquor in here?!"

"I'm gonna kill him."

"Get in line, Vaggie."

"Dibs on his lungs."

"Dibs on his legs."

"Already dead! Wait, would that make me double dead? Where would I go? Double Hell?"

"¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-!"

"Come on! Who cares if some jerk offs got hurt? Most of them are a bunch ugly freaks anyway. Just look around you got a bunch of harlequin looking fuckers down here."

"Like you're one to talk." Vaggie smirks as Izuku lets out a small chuckle.

"I'll have you know this body is flawless! Everyone wants a piece of me and I got all the creepy fan mail to prove it." He says as he pulls out one of said letters from his fluff. Which was of a creepy looking guy hugging an Angel body pillow asking for feet pics.

"And away with that shit." Izuku says as the letter in Angel's hand gets set on fire and crumbles away.

"That was really uncool of you Angel." Charlie speaks up in a disappointed tone.

"Uncool! After that fiasco no one's gonna want to stay at the hotel! All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!" Vaggie screamed at Angel who really didn't seem to care.

"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?"

"Angel, I have half a mind to throw you and that pig of yours into a dumpster from the Cannibal Colony."

"Hey! You leave Nuggs out of this!"

"Alright! Settle down everyone!" Charlie speaks out before things could escalate further. "Don't worry. We don't know if anything is over just yet so let's all try and keep our spirits up, right?" She places a reassuring hand on Vaggie's shoulder as Izuku holds her free hand.

"How are you always able to cheer me up, Apple Pie?" Izuku smiled as he placed a kiss on her forehead. Getting a smile from her and Vaggie as the limo was brought to a stop.

They soon entered the 'Happy Hotel', walking into the lobby of the establishment filled with unopened crates and boarded up windows and doors. Vaggie let out a tired groan as she sat herself on one of the torn couches and facing the wall. Angel with a deadpan expression goes over to a fridge that was leaning against the wall. Taking out a box of popsicles from the freezer, which wasn't doing its job right since the thing was leaking.

"You know it might be a good idea to get some actual food here." Angel comments as he nibbles on the most likely expired frozen treat. "Gotta feed all those wayward souls somehow, right?" He chuckled lightly, getting a vicious glare from Izuku.

Angel ignored it however as he saw Charlie's mood becoming more downtrodden. For a moment it seemed that he wanted to say something to her but decided against it and walked away. Izuku let out a sigh as he went over to his fiance, wrapping her in a shoulder hug as he took a seat beside her.

"Hey Charlie." He says getting her attention. "When do you think a joke becomes a dad joke?" He asked with an awkward smile.

"When it becomes apparent?" She tried to answer with slight confusion evident on her face.

"I was gonna say when it leaves for milk and never comes back, but that works too." He smirked, getting a soft bit of laughter from the blond. "There's that smile."

"Izuku, that was terrible."

"It made you laugh, didn't it?" He chuckled, placing a kiss to her forehead. "We're gonna get through this, you know. Even if all of Pride thinks we're a joke we'll be having the last laugh."

"You've sure come a long way since we first met. You know that?"

"Yup. And it's all thanks to some beautiful and adorable girls that helped me along the way."

"Oh really?" Charlie gave a quizzical smile as she leaned on his shoulder. "Remind me to thank them later. I think they deserve something nice for being so kind and helpful."

"Oh, I think I've given them some pretty good rewards but a few more gifts would certainly be appropriate."

"I think that'd be a great idea~" She gave him a kiss to the lips that lasted a few seconds before they separated. "I gotta make a call really quick. You should probably check on Vaggie too." She said as she stood up and made her way out of the door. A forlorn expression as she did so.

Izuku knew right away just who she was gonna call, quite possibly the one family tie she connects to the most. Her mother, a woman that no one has seen or heard from in over seven years. He understood though why she felt the need to do so, as she's done before on many occasions. He didn't dwell on it for too long, though. Focusing his attention to his other lover who was still staring blankly at a wall.

"Are you doing okay, Vags?" Izuku queried as he sat beside, quickly lifting her and placing her on his lap.

"Not really." She answered, as she instinctively sunk into him, laying her head on his chest. "Just pissed off about everything today."

"I know what you mean, but we expected to be met with some....."

"Ridicule? Disdain? Scorn?"

"Yeah, pretty much." He sighed as he began gently petting and, much like a cat, she leaned into the act of affection. "Let's be honest, this whole idea seems rather ludicrous at first but I think we really did get through to some people."

"At this point, I don't think we did."

"Vaggie, not everyone is gonna be onboard with this but that doesn't mean there aren't people who would be willing to give it a shot." He gave a small sigh as he looked her in the eye. "All that means is that we just gotta keep on moving forward. We can't let the voices of those who have given up sway us from helping those that still have some shred of hope."

"How can you say things like that so easily? Especially after everything, not just from today, but everything." She looks down as she starts to shrink in his grasp.

"Vaggie, we've all been through some shit. And maybe that shit led us here in the first place." He held her tightly as he kissed her forehead softly. "But in the end we're still stronger than most could ever be. Trying to make a difference and help as many as we can. Because in the end all of us are only human."

She stared up at him for a few seconds before a smile reached her lips. Moving up and wrapping her arms around his neck as she kissed him deeply. This lasted for a few moments before they separated, leaving them staring lovingly in one another's' eyes.

"What have I done to deserve you? Mi heroico amante de los demonios."

"I don't know, but from what I remember from the day we first met it had something to do with almost stabbing me with a spear." He smirked as her face flushed with embarrassment.

"You jerk!" She hit him in a playful manner, smiling as she did so before resting her head to his chest again. "I love you."

"I love you too. Mi chica gótica picante."

"Do you guys think you can be any sweeter?" Angel asked, alerting them of his presence. "I think I still have some teeth left. Might make my job easier if I lost them." He joked, making Vaggie growl with vicious animosity.

"Eres una miserable puta de mierda."

"Can't understand a word you said but I'm pretty sure that was an insult." Angel said as he quickly flipped her the bird. "So fuck you too."

Meanwhile, as this conversation was happening, Charlie had made her way out onto the porch. Taking out her phone and scrolling through her contacts she selected the number for her mother. The phone grunting as she pressed 'call' and awaited for her cue to speak.

"Hey, mom!" She said in a disappointed tone as she was yet again sent to voicemail. "I know I keep calling, and well I guess you must be busy. Really busy." She spoke in a low tone as she leaned on the wall. "The interview didn't go well, and well, I could really use some advice right now. I don't know what I'm doing and I feel like I'm dragging everyone down. I'm not even sure if I'm actually helping anyone. I....I think dad was right about me." At this point she was starting to cry as she fell to the ground.

"Anyway." She wiped away her tears as she stood back up. "I'll stop before this gets too long. I love you. Bye." She hung up the call as went back inside.

Slumping against the door, she closed her eyes just wanting this day to be over with. She was just about to leave before she heard someone knocking on the door. An ominous aura about it as she slowly opened. Revealing a tall menacing figure clad in red with his eyes staring right into her being.

"Hel-!" The man began before she quickly slammed the door on him. Not wanting to believe she saw who she thought she did, she opened it again. "-lo!" He finished just as she slammed the door again.

"Vaggie! Izuku!"

"Yes?" Izuku said from his seat with Vaggie slightly groaning in response.

"The Radio Demon is at the door!"

"What?!" Vaggie, now with her full attention, yelled out in a panic.

"Uh, who?" Angel asked, completely oblivious from his seat on the couch.

"What should I do?" Charlie gasped as she held her face in worry.

"Don't let him in!"

Ignoring her warning, Charlie went back to the door where said radio demon was still waiting. A bored expression on his face as he looked down on the princess, somewhat awaiting another response like before.

"May I speak now?"

"You may."

"Alastor! Pleasure to meet you sweetheart! Quite the pleasure!" He said excitedly as he quickly took her hand for a rough handshake. "Excuse my sudden visit but I saw your little fiasco on a picture show! And I just could resist! What a performance! I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!" He laughed loudly as he walked into the lobby. "So many orphans."

Before he could walk any further he was stopped by a sudden spear being aimed for his face courtesy of Vaggie. And Izuku, who glared at the demon with much malice as he aimed a rod burning flames at him as well.

"Hold it right there! Cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game, and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here! You pompous, cheesy, talk show shitlord!" She yelled as she put the blade close to his smiling face.

"My dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here." His face shifted into looking like an actual radio from his time. "I would have done so already!" His face glitched as symbols started floating around him.

"Just tell us what you want before I turn you into a pile of ashes!" Izuku yelled as his flames became more enraged with his fury.

"Simply put I'm here to help!"

"Say what now?" Charlie raised a brow in confusion.

"Help!" He laughed at their confusion as he tapped at his staff. "Hello! Is this on? Testing! Testing!"

"Well I heard you loud and clear!" The staff called out.

"You want to help? With..."

"This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel!" Alastor chimes as he quickly teleports behind the three. "I want to help you run it!"

"But why?"

"Why does anyone do anything? Sheer! Absolute! Boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus. Aimless!" He yelled as he shoved Vaggie away, who was quickly caught by Izuku. "Ive come to crave a new kind of entertainment!"

"Does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment?" She asked with a nervous chuckle.

"I liked it when you kicked Katie in the face." Izuku gave her a thumbs up, making her blush lightly.

"It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world's a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment." Alastor said as his feedback cut out for a moment.

"So does that mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?" She asks with hope in her voice, only for it to be cut short by the man's laughter.

"Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!" he says as he looks over to Vaggie who is offended and Angel who just shrugs. Izuku all the while simply cracked his knuckles as he glared at the red deer man. "The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this!" He said as he gestured to all of Hell itself. "There is no undoing what is done!"

"So then why do you want to help me if you don't believe in my cause?"

"Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!" He pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her. "I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure."

"Right." She says as she removes his hand.

"Yes indeedy! I see great things coming your way and who better to help you than I?" He said as he attempted to grab her waist, only for his arm to be grabbed by Izuku.

"I suggest you keep your hands to yourself before learning how a rotisserie chicken over an open fire feels." He growled with bits of smoke coming from his hand, burning Alastor's skin slightly.

"You've made your point my friend." He laughed, not batting an eye to the threat on the surface. No one the wiser to the small bead of sweat that fell down his face. "Now how about a short tour of the place! I am just loving this vintage design. It reminds me of home." He quickly changed the subject as he walked away with the two in tow.

"So what's the deal with smiles over there?" Angel asked in confusion, much to Vaggie's chagrin.

"Wiat? You've been here longer than me! Longer than Izuku! How have you not heard of him?" She questioned the adult film actor, shrugging clueless. "The Radio Demon? One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?"

"Eh. Not too big on politics."

"Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!"

"Ya done?" Angel asked before letting out a dry laugh. "The guy looks like a strawberry pimp!"

"Well, I don't trust him."

"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?" He asked, getting a deadpan expression from the girl before she gestured to the green haired male who glared at him as he seemed to have heard his comment.

"Charlie, listen to me." She quickly grabbed onto her shoulder. "You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!"

"I..." Charlie sighed as she held her girlfriend's hands. "We don't know that. Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance." She watches as the man inspect a portrait of the royal family. "To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!"

"Charlie, I would normally agree with you but some people just don't deserve a second chance." Izuku said as he stared at the overlord. "Just please tread carefully."

"And whatever you do, don't make a deal with him!" She warned as she watched the demon make a small hand gesture. Seemingly hearing her warning.

"Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad!" She smiled as she imitated her dad's voice. "You don't take shit from other demons!" He walks off over to Alastor as Izuku simply holds Vaggie in a side hug.

"Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke." As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor. "But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... tricks or voodoo strings attached."

"So it's a deal then?" As Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement, he twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

"Nope! No shaking! No deals." She coughed lightly as she refocused herself. "As Princess of Hell and heir to the throne I hereby order you to help with this hotel. For as long as you desire." She smiles nervously as she looks over to Vaggie and Izuku for approval. "Sound fair?"

"Fair enough!" He retracted his staff as he hummed and walked off.

"Cool beans." She sighed in relief as she gave two thumbs up. Alastor continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie.

"Smile, my dear!" He tickles the underside of her chin before Izuku swats him away. "You know you're never fully dressed without one! So where is your hotel staff?"

"Uh, well..." Charlie pans over to Izuku and Vaggie who were still glaring at Alastor.

"Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that." He walks towards Angel Dust with a small smile. "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?"

"I can suck you dick?" Angel proclaimed, resulting in mic feedback that can be heard in the background as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered.

"Ha! No!"

"Your loss!"

"Well, this just won't do!" He takes out his mic staff. "I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up."

At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him. Soon enough the soot poofed away showing a small cyclops-like demon with pointed limbs, white skin and one large eye. Her eye sports a light yellow iris, thick eyelashes, and a hot-pink sclera with a yellow gradient.

Her red-pink hair is kept into a slightly messy bob cut with swirls on each side, and a single light yellow streak located at the top. Her mouth has sharp light yellow teeth inside and black lips, and small hot-pink dots on each of the corners.

"This little darling is Nifty!" Alastor introduced as he dropped her to the floor.

"Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Why're you all women? Are there any men here?!" She yelled as she lifted Charlie with zero effort, soon putting her down. "I'm sorry, that's rude. Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense." She stares off as she begins cleaning and killing bugs. "Oh, my gosh! This is awful! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!"

As she began her cleaning and slaughtering of bugs that were minding their own business. The others in the room simply stared at her, slightly nerved by the small one's quirkiness. Her eye widened as she finally laid eyes on Izuku who looked away awkwardly.

"A man!" She rushed over to him quickly in a flash. Holding onto his shirt tightly as she stared deep into his eyes. "A handsome sexy manly man is here! You will be mine!" She said menacingly. Making everyone except Alastor stare with discomfort.

"I have girlfriends, and a fiance. So you best look elsewhere." He said blankly, getting a gasp from the small woman.

"This is just like my comics!" She let out a happy laugh as she frantically danced around him. "Oooohhh~ I'm gonna be another one of you mistresses!~ Or maybe a slave!~ Please order me!~"

"Umm....Help!" Izuku cried out as he tried to get away from the clearly crazy woman who began to chase after him.

"Can't he just blast her away or something?" Angel asked, slightly disturbed by the scene.

"He's too nice to do that. At least to someone who isn't a threat." Vaggie sighed as she rubbed her temple.

"Hah!" A new voice came. Off to the side appeared a cat like demon with red wings. His look is evocative of a magician, paired with a casino referencing playing-card theme. The sclera of his eyes are black, with yellow irises and slitted pupils. He has long, red eyebrows with black vertical stripes near the tips, and a small black heart above each eyebrow.

"Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho-" He says as demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily. "-tel? What the fuck is this?" He looks around for a moment before his eyes find sight of Alastor. "You!"

"Husker my good friend! Glad you could make it!

"Don't you 'Husker' me you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" He said, gesturing to a stack of money and chips that soon disappeared from sight.

"Good to see you too." Alastor said, completely disregarding his statement.

"What do you want from me this time?"

"My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!"

"Are you shittin' me?!"

"Hmm... No, I don't think so!"

"You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?!" He shoves Alastor away as he dusts himself off. "You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"

"Maybe!" He grins like he's trying to hold back his laughter.

"I ain't doing no fucking charity job."

"Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!" He gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic. "With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, I can make this more welcoming! If you wish." He says as as he makes a bottle of 'cheap booze' appear on the counter.

"What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!" He said as he walked over, giving a sarcastic wink and taking the bottle off the counter. "...Well, you can!" He starts downing the booze before his eyes land on a certain someone who had quit trying to run away from a frantic woman, who was currently on his shoulder and nuzzled into his hair.

"So I gave up running so this is gonna be a regular thing now." He gestured to the maid who was still clinging to him. His eyes widened as soon as they drifted off to the new bar. "Did Al put a bar in the lobby with someone I coincidentally know behind the counter?"

"Mido?" Husk raised a confused eyebrow. "So this is where you ended up. I see you got your life back together."

"Well when your favorite bartender calls you an alcoholic that needs help while being a complete hypocrite, you tend to get clean." Izuku chuckles as some of the others look at him confused. "Gotta say though, you seem to be doing pretty well. Despite your bar getting demolished and us losing contact."

"If you call being a drunk has-been and a compulsive gambler that can't get over an ex 'doing well' then I'd hate to see how you describe 'doing shitty'."

"An ex? Wait, are you talking about me? I didn't even know we dated."

"Anyone got an explanation for any of this?" Angel asked in a very confused tone.

"Well, let's just say I was a complete train wreck in a flaming airport when I first got here and Husk ran my favorite bar. We got to talking, went out a few times and went at it even more."

"Then my place got trashed during an extermination that destroyed everything I had and the insurance company fucked me over. We lost contact and now we're here."

"Seriously? You were an alcoholic?" Angel started cracking up in laughter. "I can't picture that at all!"

"He was occasionally funny though. Kinda like the night we met." Charlie mused as the memory.

"All the more reason for us not to have a bar!" Vaggie yelled out in exasperation. "No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!"

"SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!" Angel yelled before he quickly went over to the bar. "Hey~" He attempted to flirt.

"Go fuck yourself." Husk said as he went back to drinking.

"Only if you watch me~"

"Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" Charlie yelled excitedly as she tried to go in for a handshake.

"I lost the ability to love years ago."

"Could've fooled me." Izuku giggled slightly as he stared at the fuzzy cat man. "Especially with all those passionate nights we spent together. I remember many of them quite fondly." Husk continued to drink as he flipped him off.

"So? Whaddya think?" Alastor asked with a wide smile

"This is amazing!" Charlie yelled out excitedly as she rubbed her cheeks happily.

"It's okay." Vaggie said blankly with her arms crossed.

"Its progress at the very least." Izuku sighed with a slight shrug.

"This is going to be very entertaining." Alastor laughs heartily as he reels the three towards him. He then lets go of Izuku and Vaggie and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie fast enough for him to shove Vaggie and Izuku offscreen. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.

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The hotel doors explode open. Launching at Niffty who was about to be hit before Izuku quickly grabbed her out of the way.

"My hero~" Niffty smiled as she started kissing his cheek rapidly.

Cut to outside where Sir Pentious' warship has made an appearance outside the hotel. The cast looking out the window worried and/or confused at the sight. The serpentine crime lord peeking out of an open window.

"Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!"

"Do I know you?" He asked, quickly deflating his ego.

"Oh, yes you do! And this time, I have the element of-" He enters his seat and pulls a lever. "SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!"

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With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside. Alastor can then be seen finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror.

"...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now..."

Alastor uses his magic for the last time in the episode to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

"...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!"

"You good over there Pen?" Izuku hollered as he saw the snake crawl out of the resulting crater.

"Not really?" He answered as he layed. "I'm just gonna go home and think about my life. Are we still friends?"

"I guess I can let this slide. Next time though try not to destroy the hotel. Also, call first so we can get things ready."

"Okay!" He gave a thumbs up as some of his surviving minions started dragging him away.

~Later~

After the whole ordeal and having a relatively calm dinner. Izuku had made his way to the room they had placed Alastor in. A stern look on his brow as he knocked on the door. Getting his permission to enter, he watched as the Radio Demon had already remodeled his room to his liking.

"Ah! Mr. Midoriya! How can I help you?" He greeted joyfully as some books flew onto the shelves.

"I've come to make sure we are perfectly clear on a few...details." He spoke strongly, indicating the seriousness of the situation. "Like why you are here and what being here means to you."

"Oh? But I already stated my reasoning."

"You think I'm an idiot?" He growled, the temperature to room growing high as he stepped closer to him. "Wherever you go, chaos and destruction will follow. You are a sadistic, psychopathic, and cunning individual. You don't do anything without a reason."

"I see that someone has definitely done their homework." Alastor's grin did not falter as he was face to face with Izuku's menacing aura. "But I assure you that I aim to do exactly as I say I intend to. Help around here and there so I can continue to entertain myself."

"You know as well as I do that you are lying through your teeth." Izuku grew a smirk as he stared down the wannabe wendigo. "The one thing that I do know about you however is that you honor a deal no matter what."

"Oh? Are you saying you wish to make a deal with me?" Intrigued, Alastor simply stared at his hand as he clenched his fist. "I must say that's quite a surprise. Afterall, Deku the Azure Flame isn't known for making deals."

"And for good reason. After all, you're mostly known for making deals with powerful demons."

"True, true." Alastor's smile turned dark. "But what exactly do I have to gain from making a deal with you?"

"Simple, you can continue with what you're doing here and you won't have to worry about a lack of entertainment. Especially when some individuals learn of your presence here."

"Oh ho ho! I do love a good challenge, but let me ask you. What do you have to gain?"

"Simple. I get peace of mind knowing that this place and the people I love have added protection." He states simply, a faint blue glow coming from his hand. "So, do we have a deal?"

"Hmm....." Alastors hand glows green as his smile grows large. "No other details? I wish to know the fine print before signing away."

"You think I'd tell you everything at the start? I know damn well that you wouldn't agree to a deal you know everything about. Where's the fun in having all the answers given to you?" Izuku chuckled under his breath as small flames burned around his palm. "So I ask again, do we have a deal?"

~To Be Continued~

This took me WAY too long to write. I mean, I write in Google Docs and according to which, this doc was almost 35 pages long. You'd think it wouldn't take so long since I have access to the transcripts and such, but nope!

Anyway, there are still a lot of things up in the air right now, including the overall timeline. So next chapter is gonna be the Helluva Boss pilot, followed by episodes 1 and 2 of it. The we'll get Hazbin Hotel episode 1. That's my plan thus far.

Hope this turns out well. Later!