"Do you think wizards are really coming?" Esme asked, flipping through TV channels and settling on a movie called Parry Otter.

"Maybe. It's hard to believe but Edward wouldn't lie to me." Carlisle explained from the bathroom, straitening his hair.

"How would we get there anyway? Ride on a broomstick?" Esme joked.

"Oh no, she guessed it!" A voice hissed outside. Esme jumped up and grabbed the lamp, ripping it out of the socket.

"I'm armed!" She said, waving it.

"Holy Shit she's right!" The same voice said. Carlisle walked in and evaluated the situation.

"Esme, put down the lamp." He said. Esme put it down.

"I heard a voice over there! Save me Carly!" Esme pointed runnong behind her husband.

"Hey lady, it's not polite to point!" The voice snapped. Carlisle walked over and looked out the window. Two wizards were crouched under it.

"Hello." The second one smiled.

"Hey." Carlisle smiled and yanked them up and into the room.

"Watch the robes!" The first or now rude one, said.

"Who are you two?"; Carlisle asked.

"Dumbledore sent us to get you." The second one explained.

"So Edward wasn't lying?" Carlsile asked.

"Yep, you wont eat us will you?" The first one asked.

"No." Esme said.

"OK, let's get moving." The second one pulled out their broomsticks.

"You don't have a car or anything comfortable? No offense but that is a freakin' broom. Your suppose to sweep your floor with one." Esme said, staring at them.

"Nope." The first one said and hopped on."Who wants to ride my soul broom?" He asked. The second one rolled his eyes and got on his broom. Carlisle got on the first ones broom (that doesn't sound right), and Esme got on the second ones broom (still doesn't sound right XD).

"So, what are your names?" Esme asked as they soared over the city, high up so no one could see them.

"I'm Jo, and my pervert brother over their checking you out is Mike." He said (I couldn't think of any professors to go get them, so i made up characters).

"Are you checking out my wife?" Carlisle hissed.

"No sir." Mike said, his voice tiny.

"So, are we really going to a castle for magic?" Esme asked.

"Yes ma'am." Jo said. At that same time, Esme looked down and nearly fainted, then held onto Jo for dear life. "Um, what are you doing?" Jo asked, his voice was raspy since Esme was crushing his lungs.

"I'm afraid of heights!" Esme balled.

"And I'm afraid you will crush me." Jo said, trying to wiggle out of Esme's grasp.

"Oh, sorry." Esme said and loosened their grip. They flew for a long time while Mike told a story about how he built a bookcase from scratch. Finally (I don't feel like explaining more), they arrived at Hogwarts. The castle popped out of the morning mist and they landed smoothly.

"Esme! Carlisle!" Renesmee ran forward and gave both of them a big hug.

"Hello Renesmee." Carlisle greeted, hugging her back.

"There are more vampires!" A voice shouted far away in fright.

"Who the hell?" Esme asked, narrowing her eyes.

"That was a student, some are afraid of us. It's fun to pull pranks on them, I just watch sometimes, but Emmet really gets into it." Renesmee explained.

"Figures, now, who do we need to talk to?" Carlisle straightened up. Jo and mike exchanged glances.

"We could show you the way." Mike said.

"Really? Thanks." Esme smiled in gratitude.

"Sure, this way." Jo said and led them into the castle.

"CARLISLE AND ESME ARE HERE!" Emmet yelled and tackled the two in a bear hug.

"Hello Emmet." They said and got out of his crushing hug.

"Can you two go on from here?" Jo asked.

"Yeah, thanks for the ride here." Carlisle said.

"No problem, we got to go get our pay form that mean lady who's like a cat." Mike said and the two walked away to the great hall.

"Want to see the rooms we got? It's like a free vacation! And they have a forest nearby, was can kill only the normal animals in it, not the magical ones, but I still wonder..." Emmet trailed off in his thoughts. So it was up to Renesmee to show them the way to their rooms. They arrived after wandering around some, then after arguing with the stupid picture, they got in.

"Carlisle! Esme!" Edward said and everyone ran over to hug them.

"We were gone for one day!" Esme complained as everyone crowded around them. After catching up and listening to silly stories about pulling pranks of the students, and chasing the ghosts, then running through them, talking to the pictures, and running up and down the moving stairs, and breaking into the broom shed and riding the brooms, then crashing them, Esme and Carlisle asked the one question that was on their mind.

"Who is the guy we are supposed to talk too?" Both of them blurted out, then looked at each other and smiling in embarrassment.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot, this way." Edward jumped up and led them out the door.

On the way to Dumbledore's office, the students were in passing time. Emmet spotted Harry and pals.

"HEY! HEY! PERSON WITH THE FACE!" Emmet waved his hands this way and that, motioning to Harry and pals, who bowed their head and pretended not to hear them. "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!" Emmet yelled at them.

"Stop it Emmet, you are embarrassing them." Rosalie hissed.

"Are you really vampires? I've herd so much about vampires! Can you tell me something about you?" A student carrying all of their giant books in front of them, supper short, asked with big wild hair.

"I'm sorry." Emmet said.

"For what?" The kid snorted. Emmet reached out and swatted the books from the kids hands. His books went every were and he looked down, a blank stare on his face.

"For that." Emmet said. Jasper started laughing, Edward smiled, but Carlisle looked disappointed.

"Emmet, you know better than that!" Carlisle snapped.

"Sorry." Emmet shrugged.

"Now help that-" Calrisle paused and looked around. "Were did the forking midget go?" He asked. Everyone gasped. "Carlisle! There are children here!" they shouted. They looked down the now empty hallway, the kid was running down it at full speed, hyperventilating.

"Oh well, this way." Emmet led them to the griffin statue.

"Jelly doughnut." He said to it.

"Emmet, why did you say Jelly Doughnut to a statue?" Esme asked, leaning forward, concerned.

"That's not the password, it's Jelly Beans." Edward corrected. The griffin statue then moved and revealed the stiar case.

"Do we get some?" Carlisle asked.

"No." Jacob said.

"Told you!" Emmet pointed at Alice who rolled her eyes.

"Shut up you two, let's go." Edward snapped. They walked up the stair case.

"Dumbly-dore! We got Carlisle!" Bella said and bounded up the steps. Everyone followed her into his office.

"Dumbly-dore?" Renesmee repeated, and echo of Bella.

"Where is he?" Esme asked, looking around.

"Sorting hat, were is Dumbledore?" Renesmee asked the hat.

"Is she talking to a hat?" Carlsile asked, turning to Bella.

"It can talk." Bella murmured back, not wanting to ge yelled at by a hat again.

"He's at Breakfast." The hat said.

"Oh yeah, I forgot they had breakfast here." Renesmee said and turned back to everyone.

"Were do they eat breakfast?" Carlisle asked.

"Down in this giant room, we passed it on our way here." Jacob said.

"Why didn't you tell us?" Rosalie asked.

"It never came up." Jacob smiled, happy he got Rosalie mad.

"SO does that mean we have to go to their cafeteria?" Jasper slumped down, pretending to be exhausted.

"Yes you lump, let's go." Alice smiled playfully and started to push him down the stairs. The Cullen's made their way back to the Great Hall. Emmet pushed open the door.

"Some thing smells delicious!" He bellowed in a dark evil tone. Everyone gasped, and dropped their forks or spoons or food. The students stared at them in fear, frozen in their states. The teachers looked shocked. Emmet looked around, then fell on the floor laughing hysterically. "You should see their faces! Edward, take a picture! " He gasped between laughs. Edward took the hint and pulled out his camera phone and snapped a bunch of pictures of the still shocked kids.

"HEY! That's the jackass who keeps on tackling us!" The Bloody Baron said and jumped up, well floated up and zipped in front of Emmet growling.

"Well you dont need the have a heart attack about it you might die- oh I'm sorry!" Emmet laughed harder still at the cruel joke.

"I get it!" Jasper said. The ghost growled.

"Uh, bye everyone." Emmet said in a tiny voice and ran out the door faster than you could blink. The Bloody Baron chased after him.

"What the fuck are you looking at?" Bella glared at the students who were still staring.

"Me of coarse!" Rosalie dramatically flipped her gold hair and struck a pose.

"Yeah right." Alice rolled her eyes.

"Any way, were is that gay old guy?" Edward looked at the teacher's table.

"There he is!" Renesmee said.

"Right! WE GOT CARLISLE!" Edward bellowed and pushed Carlisle forward. He turned to give Edward a look, then turned back around.

"Uh, hi." He said to the students, then started to walk forward slowly. "This is a very ominous walkway." He muttered to himself, but everyone herd. He arrived at the head table.

"THIS GHOST IS NOT FRIENDLY!" Emmet shrieked as he ran by the door way, the Bloody Baron at his heels.

"DON'T WORRY! I'M COMING!" Rosalie said and ran out after him.

"Uh anyway, I am Carlisle, the leader of our coven, we'll be leaving now, sorry to intrude." Carlisle said.

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE!" A voice shouted.

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