"OMFG! You live in a castle!" Emmet said and nearly jumped out of the carriage.

"Yes, that's weird to you?" Hermione said. Harry and pals got stuck in the same carriage as the Cullen's.

"Yes!" Emmet said, craning his neck to see it.

"So about the toddler, is she a vampire?" Ron asked pointing to Renesmee who was staring out the window.

"She's half vampire." Bella said.

"Half? How can she be half?" Hermione asked.

"Well little British kids with your cute British accents, when a man loves a woman they-" Edward started.

"They humped each other and Bella got pregnant when she was still a human." Emmet said over his shoulder. Alice and Jasper started laughing, and Bella would have been red if she could still blush.

"Vampires can get humans pregnant?" Harry asked.

"Yes, let that be a warning to you kids, use plastic bags." Emmet said.

"You said you were good vampires. Are their bad ones?" Hermione pressed.

"Yeah, the bad ones are the Romanians. Stay away from those messed up mother fuc-" Rosalie slammed her hand over Emmet's mouth.

"No. All vampires are bad to humans except for the ones that feed on animal blood like us and live alongside humans like us." Rosalie finished.

"What about the Volturi?" Renesmee spoke up.

"Volturi?" Harry said, raising his eyebrows.

"Yeah, they enforce vampire laws, they live in Italy and are all really strong and powerful. They are like royalty." Edward said.

"Are they evil?" Ron asked.

"No, they are only evil to vampires who break the law, do you have any bad wizards?" Bella asked. It got really silent and uncomfortable.

"Yeah." Harry muttered.

"It's the reason why he has a scar." Alice said. Everyone was shocked that Alice said that.

"How did you know that?" Harry asked.

"Saw it in a vision." Alice said.

"Your psychic?" Hermione scrunched up her nose.

"Yes, that is my power. Only certain vampires have extra powers. Mine is seeing what happens in the future if someone decides something." Alice explained.

"Really?" Hermione asked.

"Yeah smarty pants, she can." Edward snapped.

"How did you know I thought that?" Hermione asked.

"I can read minds, Bella is immune to other vampire powers, Renesmee can send a memory through her touch, and Jasper can make you feel any emotion he wants you to." Edward explained. The carriage stopped and the three wizards started to get out.

"WE'RE HERE!" Emmet bellowed and jumped out. The rest of the Cullen's got out, pretending not to be related to him.

"Are you the vampires?" A thrid year ran over, with giant buckteeth.

"No we're faries." Jasper said.

"You can't be fairies your too-" The kid started to say, but the Cullen's walked away.

"It is a real castle!" Renesmee said and ran past the gates. Students ran away from her really fast and flatteend themselves against the wall to avoid her.

"Look!" Emmet pointed this way and that. Renesmee and Emmet ran around the castle grounds, pointing this way and that.

"Were is Bumblebee?" Edward asked McGonagall.

"Who?" She asked, pursing her lips.

"Bumblebee, the reason we came." Edward said.

"You mean Dumbledore." She said.

"Same thing." Edward waved it off.

"This way." She lead the Cullen's away from the students after prying Renesmee off a person because she liked their pointy hat and was asking were he got it. they arrived at the griffin statue.

"Jelly Beans." McGonagall said. The griffin statue moved and they climbed up it.

"Do we get some?" Emmet asked.

"No, that's the password." McGonagall threw over her shoulder as she walked up the steps.

"So we don't get any jelly beans?" He frowned. They made it up all the steps and stood in Dumbledore's office.

"Dumbledore? Dumbledore?" McGonagall asked.

"Yes?" Dumbledore appeared by his desk.

"There are vampires here, they claim to be no harm." McGonagall said.

"Ah yes I know, send them over here." Dumbledore said. McGonagall stood apart from them and motioned for them to go over. The group made it over, but Renesmee wandered off to the side.

"Bumblebee-" Edward said.

"Dumbledore." McGonagall corrected.

"Dumblecore-" Edward began again.

"Dumbledore." McGonagall said impatiently.

"Lumpy whore." Edward said.

"WTF?" Emmet said and started to laugh.

"Now that was just wrong." Bella said.

"Sorry, I had to say that, no disrespect to your Dumblecore." Edward said.

"Dumbledore." McGonagall said, tapping her foot and turning red.

"This hat talks!" Renesmee ran over, the Sorting Hat on her head, pointing.

"Hats can't talk." Bella said, frowning at the tattered hat.

"What are you talking about, off coarse I can talk." The sorting hat snapped at Bella. Bella jumped back, cringing and staring wide eyed at it.

"Where did you get one sir? I would like one." Renesmee said.

"That is a unique hat, there is none like it." Dumbledore smiled down at her.

"Aww. Oh well." Renesmee removed the hat and carefully put it back on the shelf.

"That is OK. you can try the hat on anytime." Dumbledore smiled.

"These pictures talk!" Jacob said. Emmet jumped.

"I forgot he was with us." Emmet muttered. Jacob looked shocked.

"I was having an argument with one." Jacob shrugged and walked over.

"Great now he is going to start yelling at pictures when we get back home." Rosalie muttered.

"Shut it Blondie." Jacob growled.

"Make me wolf-boy." Rosalie hissed back.

"Don't make fun of Jacob because he is a werewolf!" Renesmee said, putting her hands on her hips and glaring at Rosalie.

"He is a wear wolf?" Dumbledore asked.

"No, Aro said he was a shape shifter because he can change form at will." Bella corrected.

"Oh. Your an Animagus." Dumbledore said.

"A whoie-what?" Jacob asked.

"An Animagus. Just what your friend said, you can change at will." Dumbledore said.

"Uh, OK." Jacob shrugged.

"Are you registered at the ministry of magic?" He asked.

"You guys have a ministry?" Jacob blinked.

"Ah well, I'll take that as a no, that is for another day, now introduce yourselves." Dumbledore said.

"I am Edward, that is Bella, Rosalie, Emmet, Renesmee, Rosalie, Jacob, Alice, and that is Jasper." Edward introduced everyone. "But we have two other members of our coven, Carlisle and Esme, Carlisle lived in London back in the 1600's and we came here because he wanted to visit his hometown. Carlisle is giving Esme a tour of were he grew up." Edward explained.

"Is Carlisle your leader?" Dumbledore asked.

"Well, he's the leader of our coven yes, do you mind if I call him and tell him we are here so he can come here and explain everything to you. He can explain things better than us." Edward explained.

"Sure." Dumbledore said.

"OK." Edward pulled out his cell phone and dialed the number. McGonagall stared at the phone. There was a pause.

"Hello?" A small voice asked.

"Esme? Is Carlisle there?" Edward asked.

"Yeah, hold on." There was along pasue.

"Hey Edward. Did you find any sheep?" Carlisle's voice asked.

"Not exactly." Edward shot a glance at Dumbledore who was rooting through pieces of paper.

"What do you mean?" Carlisle asked.

"We are at a castle." Edward took in a deep breath.

"A castle? Wow." Carlisle said sarcastically.

"For witchcraft and wizardry." Edward said and there was a long pause.

"Very funny Edward." Carlisle said.

"No, I'm not joking! It's called Hogwarts! Vampires are real, so why shouldn't wizards?" Edward challenged.

"Did Emmet put you up to this?" Carlisle asked. He sounded doubtful, and his words came out slow.

"No hold on." Edward turned his phone around and took a picture of Dumbledore in a flash and sent it to Carlisle.

"Wow." Was all he said. "How do I get there?" Carlisle asked.

"Uh." Edward faltered.

"We could send some of our professors to get them and bring them here from their hotel." Dumbledore explained.

"OK, did you hear that?" Edward asked Carlisle.

"Yes. What time are the wizards coming?" He asked.

"Eight." Dumbledore said.

"Eight." Edward repeated.

"OK bye see you at school." Carlisle said and hung up.

"That's settled." Edward said and flipped the phone closed.

"Now, about your rooms-" Dumbledore started.

"We get to stay here?" Emmet asked.

"Yes. Were esle would you stay?" Dumbledore asked.

"Best vacation ever." Emmet said and punched the air.

"McGonagall, show them to their rooms." Dumbledore said.

"Were would they stay?" Mcgonagall asked.

"This is a castle. We have many rooms open." Dumbledore said.

"Right, this way." McGonagall led them away and down the stairs. They entered the hallway were a bunch of students were crowded around right in front of the statue.

"Why are there prepubescent children staring at us?" Emmet asked no one.

"Everyone get back, move!" McGonagall said and started to move through the crowd. The kids broke up to let the Cullen's go through. After climbing a bunch of stairs and nearly having to catch Jasper from jumping off the moving stairs, they found a giant room right next to the Gryffindors. "This is your room, do not wander around the halls when classes are in session and try not to heckle the kids. Breakfast is served right away in the morning, same with lunch and dinner. You are welcome to some." McGonagall said and left.

"What a nice lady." Jasper said.

"I call this room!" Emmet said and pointed inside a room. Soon the Cullen's were running around picking rooms and arguing over them.