Chapter 11-Runaway DOOSE!!!

"You fly around on brooms?" Emmet asked.

"Yeah, it's fun." Harry said. It was the next day and the Vulturi left, well, Dumbledore made them leave after Aro tried to burn the paintings for teasing him.

"Can we come?" Alice asked.

"Uh, sure." Ron said.

"Promise you wont destroy the match? This really matters to everyone." Harry said.

"Sure, who are you playing?" Alice asked.

"Hufflepuf." Harry said.

"Cedric still hasn't come back, I hope Edward didn't rape him." Hermione said.

"Don't worry, my dad isn't gay." Renesmee pipped up from eating toast.

"Oh gee, what a relief." Hermione rolled her eyes.

"I know!" Renesmee laughed. The door opened and Edward and Cedric walked in.

"Whoa, you two look alike even more!" Emmet said.

"I know, it's awesome having a twin." Edward said.

"Oh Harry, I'm going to cancel the match, I don't want to mess up my hair." Cedric said, running his hands through his messy hair.

"What! You can't can't!" Harry said.

"Fine, then, Jasper, you're replacing Cedric." Edward said. Jasper spat out the milk he had been drinking.

"What? He has to be a student!" Hermione said.

"Fine, Nessie, go get the hat." Edward said. Renesmee nodded and disappeared then reappeared with the sorting hat. She placed it on Jasper's head.

"RAVENCLAW!" It said.

"HUFFLEPUFF!" Renesmee screamed over it.

"See, now he can be take Cedric's place." Edward said.

"But I don't know how to play Quidditch!" Jasper said.

"Don't worry, just hop on a broom, fly around and you'll do fine." Cedric pulled out his broom stick and handed it to him.

"I don't even want to know were this has been." Jasper said, gagging.

"Whew! KICK HIS ASS JASPER!" Alice yelled, decked out in yellow. Cedric and Edward sat next to each other, matching. It was the Quidditch match and the school turned out to watch.

"Oh boy, what did I do to deserve this?" Jasper asked, as he got on the broom.

"All right, let's do this shit." Madame Hooch burped. She blew the whistle and the match started. Jasper looked around, stuck were he was.

"Uh, go?" He said. The broom shot down the field. "AHHHH! RENEGADE BROOM!" He cried. It tore into the stands. Jasper hit it and fell off. "Ow my groin!" He said. The rest of the match was followed by a bunch of plays. Jasper nearly ran into the stands, he threw the Bludger at people when they cursed at him, he almost fell twice, but in the end Harry quickly found the Snitch and Griffendor won.

"That's OK Jasper, next time we'll-" The team came over and started talking to him.

"Hey Jasper, with a little practice you should do OK." Cedric said.

"Next time? There wont be a next time! I'm going home!" Jasper said and threw the broom to the ground.

"What? We can't leave!" Edward said.

"Well I am. I miss my own room back home." Jasper snapped and stomped off.

"Uh, I'll go with him." Alice said. The two packed their things and left shortly after wards.

"Oh boy, looks like I have to be on the Quidditch team again." Cedric sighed at dinner later the day.

"That's OK me." Edward said.

"Edward! Will you stop having a bromance with yourself?" Bella huffed.

"Bromance?" Edward asked.

"Yeah, romance, except with a guy and it's not gay, but it's stupid." Bella said.

"Huh, no." Edward said and turned back to Cedric.

"Is Dad gay?" Renesmee asked.

"I'm starting to think so." Bella muttered.

"Alice just called, her and Jasper just got on their plane." Carlisle said.

"Aw, I don't want to leave. I like it here." Emmet said.

"Me too." Esme said.

"Hey! That Snape guy gave me a drink!" Rosalie said walking over.

"Drink it!" Renesmee said.

"Uh, I wouldn't." Harry said, jumping up. Rosalie gulped it down and slammed the cup on the table.

"Hm, taste's funny." She said. Renesmee gasped and Esme started laughing. "What?" Rosalie asked. Emmet held up a mirror. She had the head of a giant duck, and the body of a moose. "WHAT THE HELL!" She screamed/quaked.

"Your a Doose, or a Muck." Esme said between fits of laughter.

"Your beautiful!" Emmet laughed. Everyone turned to look at her. Rosalie slowly turned around and glared at Snape.

"Come here Greece Monkey!" She roared ans charged after her.

"Runaway Doose!" Emmet shouted. Rosalie charged past the students, flung the table over and flattened Snape.

"CATCH THAT DOOSE!" Dumbledore shouted.

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