Venti has created a chat.

Venti, Zhongli, Raiden Shogun and Nahida have added 53 people to the chat.

Venti: Hiiii

Ive made a chat for one reason

To protest against the teachers!

Arataki Itto: wut

Gorou: why?

Venti: because

Sucrose: You didn't give a reason, Mr Venti

Venti: LET ME TYPE

Sucrose: Sorry, sir

Venti: Its fine bro

Arataki Itto: bros lets spam him while he types

Nahida: That would be rude

Arataki Itto: 👉👵💣💥

Hu Tao: wtf

I mean

I can sell them a coffin

But why

Arataki Itto: y not

Venti: the teachers are planing on moving our schol to a different building but our school is already poggers so we shoud protest to stay

Venti: also y u just kill a granfma with a bomb

thats Klee's job

Jean: Do not encourage her

Klee: but Master Jean that is my job 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

Nahida: So is that why you asked us to put every person in our class into the chat?

Venti: ofc!

Zhongli: That would make sense.

Diluc: Can I leave

Venti: NO

Diluc: Can you stop me from leaving?

Venti: Naw

But i can add you back

Diluc left the chat

Venti added Diluc to the chat

Diluc left the chat

Venti added Diluc to the chat

Diluc: wtf

Venti: ehe~

Diluc: I'm blocking you.

Venti: do what u want

Anyways whos on board with hte plan

Gorou: Me

Sangonomiya Kokomi: I am

Arataki Itto: OOHHMEME

Jean: I would like to help

Diona: I will help only if you stop drinking

Venti: not happening~

Scaramouche: I'll try

Venti: WOAH EMO DUDE

Scaramouche: what.

Venti: I didn't know you'd help

Bennett: eoiluglhaorehlpuahuiHUOIGIUFEwhj;;wei)

Scaramouche: I dislike annoying people so I want to bring a stop to them

Venti: Aww i knew you loved me

Scaramouche: Shut it

Venti: Bro im literally typing

how can i shut it

Scaramouche: then stop typing

Venti: only when you do tha fandango

Scaramouche: No.

Venti: i gtried

Childe: Don't worry buddy ive been there

Sucrose: Mr. Albedo and I would like to join

Venti: Great ayone else

Klee: ME

Venti replied to 'Bennett: eoiluglhaorehlpuahuiHUOIGIUFEwhj;;wei)'

Venti: is somehing wrong with ur phone

Bennett: oirhohwhiyhuhihehis98ub

Venti: ok..

Kamisato Ayaka: I'd like to join

Kamisato Ayato: I would like to as well

Thoma: Me too!

Venti: Muahahahah we have so many gays

peeps*

Now I jsut need to convinse Xiao

Oh ya btw meeting at theter in 5 min were gonna plan to destro the other scool

Childe: DESTRY I WANT TO DESTROY GIeui13HUHOCUWHUOVHUORIHEHEHEHEHE E

Zhongli: I thought we agreed to not destroy things...

Childe: Come on, Venti, I thought we agreed to a non-violence etiquette.

Venti clicked off his phone with a grin on his face, avoiding Zhongli's text with his gaze set on his roommate, Xiao, who was tapping his phone. Xiao would be a great asset to their team with his super speedy legs- even though he was short, he could run, especially with his vision helping him.

"Heyyyy~" Venti called.

"No." Xiao didn't look up from his phone.

"Yes. Now, I need you to come with me-" Venti started.

"I'm not interested in making out with you," Xiao replied.

"W-what? I was gonna say that we need to go to the theater," Venti explained.

"No." Xiao grumbled.

"But if we move schools, we'll go into a smaller school and you'll have to see me more often," Venti lied.

"Move schools?" Xiao asked, expression blank.

"Yeah! I overheard the teachers talking about it- so we're gonna make our school better and the other one worse!" Venti said.

"Okay.." Xiao said.

"Soooo... Are you coming?" Venti asked.

Xiao didn't respond.

"YES! Thanks for agreeing!" Venti grabbed Xiao's hand and started to drag him out of their dorm.

___

"Venti, I thought you said no destruction," Zhongli said right when Venti entered the theater.

"Yeah, I did. But you never said no texting about destruction~" Venti grinned and ran away, leaving Xiao and Zhongli together.

Everyone was standing on the stage, conversing or on their phones. They were obviously waiting for someone to show up and give plans. Some people were grinning, happy and ready to destroy.

"Hey theater peeps!" Venti greeted to all the people.

"So what's our plan?" Kokomi asked politely.

"I'm glad you asked! The plan is to destroy the school we might move into, Eden academy, and glorify our own, beautiful school!" Venti announced.

"Wait-" Ayaka started.

"Nope! No interruptions or questions till the end of my explanation!" Venti declared.

"We'll split into two groups, Destruction group and Operation ThisSchoolIsAwesome. The names of the groups are self-explanatory so I don't need to explain them! People who want to destroy go to my left and those who want to restore go to my right," Venti said.

Everyone started to run to their respective spots while Venti stayed in the center of the stage.

"Our groups are uneven- eh, that's fine," Venti mumbled to himself.

There were way more people wanting to destroy than to clean.

"Oh! Idea alert!" Venti grinned, "everyone but Klee gets to clean, Klee can destroy all of Eden by herself,"

"Yay!" Klee exclaimed.

"I will not allow that," Albedo said from the corner.

"Okay then, Klee, blame your brother or whatever he is to you, but you cannot be assigned the task of blowing up the school," Venti said dramatically.

"No!" Klee cried in despair. "Albedo!"

Klee ran towards her brother and started complaining loudly, Albedo was chill and somehow got her out of the echoey theater so she wasn't distracting.

"So!" Venti clapped his hands together, "let's be serious, I'll write down where you want to be!"

"Venti, you told me that was my job," Zhongli said, clipboard in hand.

"Uhh, yeah! Totally forgot ehe~" Venti snickered and ran over to the destruction side.

Zhongli magically took a pencil from nowhere and took two quick glances at the two groups.

"You may converse and move about," Zhongli said, scribbling names on the clipboard.

"Daaaaaaaaang, your memory is fireeeee," Venti gasped.

No response.

"Okay, imma bother your son!" Venti grinned and hopped off to the emo corner.

Halfway through, Venti's thoughts spiraled.

"Wait, if Zhongli and I are the same age- wait no, he's like, 60, probably more... And I'm like, 26, Xiaos is like 20... Wait no, that makes sense.. I always thought that Zhongli and I were the same age because we were in the same mafia together... Well, age gaps aren't illegal! ," Venti smiled to himself at his newfound achievement.

"Xiao! We can get married! Our age gap is like, 6 years!" Venti happily yelled.

"You know that 4 years is the healthy limit, right?" A girl asked.

"Wait, how do you know that- oh, you're a nun!" Venti gasped, then grinned, "who do you worship?"

"This mafia gang leader, Barsibadoes, or Barbastoes, or Barbaratoes, the church is so boring I don't pay attention," Rosaria said.

"Aw man," Venti pouted.

"You should come, you said you were 26? We can drink, green man," Rosaria offered.

"GUYS!" Venti shouted suddenly, then waited for a second, thinking about Razor, "OR WHATEVER YOU ARE!

"MEETING OVER, GO BACK TO YOUR DORMS OR PARENTS BASEMENT! I'LL TEXT MORE INFO IN THE CHAT!" Venti shouted to the group, which instantly shut up to listen to him.

All the noise from the room came back quickly as friends bid goodbyes or conversed together while walking to the dorms.

...

Venti: Hey bestriessss

the plan for destroying edem is comint up

in...

nexxt saturday!

Chongyun: Your grammar is killing Xingqiu, you said 'is coming up in next Saturday'.

Venti: y is Xingqiu with you 🤔🤔🚢

Chongyun: Why is there a boat?

Venti: dammmmmm completley ignore

I boat u wiht Xingqiu

Chongyun: I am confused.

Venti: Than be condused!

Tighnari: I'm not available on Saturday and neither is Collei

Venti: Were you ThisSchoolIsEpic or cleaning?

Beidou: more like MyBoatIsEpic

Childe: naw more like MyZhongliIsEpic

Zhongli: I beg your pardon? I may have viewed this wrong, but if I'm right it says 'My Zhongli Is Epic'?

Childe: My apologies, it must have been my phone finding it funny to make a typo.

Tighnari: My job is as epic as your name

Venti: Soooo youll have 2 join cleanings :(

Tighnari: I was already a cleaner

Venti: THE ODDENCE

Hu Tao: O D D E N C E

Xingqiu: What's offensive is your grammer

Hu Tao: haha

Ningguang replied to 'Beidou: more like MyBoatIsEpic'

Ningguang: Your boat is not epid though

Beidou: GRAMMER ALERT

Xingqiu: NO THE GRAMMAR YOU'RE SMART WHY DO YOU DO THIS MISS

Ningguang: My dearest apologies, I do not have much time to correct my spelling

Razor: What is his

Venti: THE GROUP CHAT

Hu Tao: THE DEADLY CHAT

Childe: THE DESTRUCTIVE CHAT

Venti: OMG BESTIE

Hu Tao: YAS

Childe: ily bestis

Yoimiya: Sorry I'm late! I would love to join!

Venti: Anyways little wolf boi

Were gonna destroy somthing wanna join

Venti: Oh ya ofc Yoi

Yoimiya: Yay!

Razor: yes

Venti: YAY

Diluc: Go to sleep.

Venti: No.

Kokomi: I second Diluc

Venti: NO!

Zhongli: I would also have to agree with Diluc.

Venti: Zhongli noooooo we killed so many oeiple toguether

Hu Tao: o e i p l e

Venti: Shuff

Shush*

Hu Tao: t o g u e t h e r

Venti: waaaaat tahts spelled right

Childe: t a h t s

Hu Tao: No ask Yenfie

Childe: Yenfie?

Venti: I have read many fanfics its spelled correctly

Hu Tao: No, you're weong

Venti: No I'm right

Hu Tao: Says the one whos been held back for like 30 years

Venti: I APPLAIED TO HIGHSCHOOL LATE

Hu Tao: bruh bad lies

Venti: says the one whos like 'shes just a friend'

Childe: OOOOOOOH

Hu Tao: BRO IM NOT ADRIEN AGRESTE STOP

Venti: NO YOU STOP

Hu Tao: NO U

Xiangling: XINGQIU WERE IN NEED OF YOUR EXPERTISE

Xinyan: wut

Xiangling: Not u Xinyan, XINGQIU

Xingqiu: GASP

Xingyan: Bye y'all

Childe: Southrn peple 🙄

Xingqiu: What is this? I'm calling higher expertise.

@Yae Miko

Gorou: AH no don't summon her!

Venti: OOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YAE SHE KICKED THE ASS THAT KICKED MINE

Yae Miko: Hello. I was called?

Xingqiu: scroll up these idiots can't spell the simplest word.

Venti: ya who tao is so wrong

Hu Tao: SURE

Venti: SHE AGREES

Hu Tao: SARCASM BITCH

Wait.bastard?

Venti: Haha non-binary can't do either

Hu Tao: Yes i can.

You

Bitch

Bastard

Annoying

Little

Shit

Venti: the OFENSE

Yae Miko: Let us not get carried away.

Venti: OH YEAH

Xingqiu: I can't stand this pain

Xiao: Neither can I in the actual world and im here

Aether: My bestie left me and tha was painful

Lumine: Bitch i am not your vestie

Also haha get hurt

Yae Miko: Toguether

Venti: Bro I SPEELED IT RIGHT BITCHOS

Yae Miko: Refrain from swearing.

Venti: Bicho is beetle in spanish

Itto: You called?

Kuki Shinobu: Shut up

Yae Miko: Toguether

Venti: yeah? You alreayd said that

Yae Miko: Is wrong.

Hu Tao: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Venti: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Raiden Ei: Signora please come back from the ash tray and kick him again

Childe: plz no sinora dont come bac she so mean she mae me hate Zhongliiiii

Venti: RUDE. MY ENTIRE WORLD IS RUINGED IT TURNED UPSIDOWN

Raiden Ei: That is not a problem of mine

Venti: >:(

Yun Jin: The world turned upsidown

Xingqiu: The world turned upsidown

Yun Jin: The world turned upsidowm

Fischl: The world turned upsidown

Yun Jin: down down down down

Fischl: Down down down

Venti: DOWN DOWN DOWN WOND DOWN DOWN DOWNY DETERGENT

Yun Jin: You ruined the performance

Venti: wut

Chongyun: You should catch up on your history and musicals

Venti: And Xiao shoud catch up on his sleep but its not going to happen is ti

Xiao: ...

I was falling asleep

Venti: Oh shit

Next meeting after school in theater on fridar

Night chaotic children

Hu Tao: f r i d a r

Xingqiu: thats all it took?

Venti: GO TO SLEEP

...

Venti was instantly on his phone when he woke up.

Venti: Through eavesdropping i dound that teachers 100% have a meeting after school friday so we wont get cough just be quiet near the teachers lounge

Bennett: ogfvbnmoijhyuitrdsdreedaq

Sayu: Do I have to skip nap time?

Venti: YES

Kaedehara Kazuha: Your presence is beneficial to our assignment, I could not fathom your absence, Sayu.

Cyno: want to hear a joke

Tighnari left the chat

...

Throughout the next 4 days of preparation, another day passed and it was Friday. School was boring as always but Mrs. Jean brought Klee to school because she thought she had been in a cute little club and then Klee had thrown a bomb to access the fire extinguisher to put out a match lit for a candle.

After school ended, the halls were flooded with students, as it always was, but this time most went in the same direction so the poor kids going to the busses were pushed back, Scaramouche gained his violent side back for a second and shoved a kid to the floor cause he could escape being caught by Nahida (they made fun of his hat 8 years ago)

"I have done attendance, everyone is here." Zhongli said.

"Good, great, awesome, outstanding, amazing!" Venti shouted.

At Venti's shout, many finished their conversation, holding spray bottles with water polluted with clay, cans of dog food, weird mushrooms, bleach (which can apparently attract bed bugs?), bottles of roaches, week-old sandwiches, rusty nails + screws, firewater, red kool-aid powder and last but certainly not least, a very rusted-over monster truck tire.

Others filled their hands with Clorox wipes, Windex, 50 rolls of paper towels, high-brand toilet paper, plungers, weird suspicious white powder with a duck on the front of the can, a dog (they eat trash), a pack of 500 bags of Febreze trash bags and the Febreze air, cloth, floor, carpet, stain and when you get ketchup on the TV, all very needed variations.

"Let us separate! ThisSchoolIsEpic, follow me! Cleaner squad, follow Zhongli!" Venti announced.

Venti and Zhongli separated, the other students following suit.

Time to destroy a school and fix another.

The cleaning was quite a boring obstacle, wiping down one thing, adding three outlets there, polishing the tables in that classroom, refilling the toilet paper, extending the entire school by 50 feet, cleaning the windows of bird poop inside and outside (Timmie kept 'accidentally' bringing his pigeons to school).

But with the destruction...

Itto decided to yeet his rusty monster truck tire into a fountain as Kuki poured in the red Kool-Aid powder, tainting the water in a light red. Some people invaded classrooms and put their week-old sandwiches in the desks as Yun Jin, the person with the polluted spray bottle sprayed the sandwiches to make it mold faster and also the walls, drying the wallpaper or paint and making it a red-gray. Tighnari brought mushrooms but wasn't a destroyer so Cyno and Candace took the job and yeeted mushrooms into random corners and the lunch.

Apparently, there were animals so the unhealthy, cheap dog food and some mushrooms were fed to them, Bennett and Razor held the bottles of bleach, Razor uncapped the bottle and threw some into a wall and blackboard, Bennett spilled it on himself, but he was wearing his goggles so his eyes were okay but his hair was bleached into an off-white.

Cyno was also holding the roaches (or scarabs) released one in each classroom, hoping they would eat through the walls to reunite, unknown people from Fontaine came in with rusty nails and screws, sharing them with Fischl, Mona, Yae Miko, Raiden Ei, Kazuha, Sayu, Venti, Xiao and many other people. Since a lot of these people were anemo, they threw them in the air with anemo and let them fall to damage the roof while Fischl, Yae Miko, Raiden Ei and Mona electrocharged the metal pieces and threw them in the random river near the school.

Lastly, Childe. He brought firewater. But not for celebration.

You see. Firewater is clear, looks like vinegar or water.

So.

He replaced all the water fountain's water with firewater and some vinegar containers in the pantry. He couldn't wait to hear Oz or Gouba coming back and reporting a bunch of drunk children.

...

Venti: GUYS

Albedo: what.

Venti: WE DONT HAVE NICKANMES

Klee: What will i be

Venti: IM CHANGING EVERYONES NAMES

YOU CAN SEE IF I CHANGES IT

BOOMBOOMPOW: YAY ILOVE IT

FrozenAlfredo: Why.

Barbruh: This name isn't the nicest, Venti

Venti: Well suck it Barbadoes wantud it

Barsibatoes: Why am I barsibatoes?

Venti: bc ur a nun

DaddyIssues left the chat

Elsa: Haha there he goes

JackSparrow2: Why am i the second? Im a BETTER pirate than that dude

RichBitch: Beidou, do not get angry over such a thing.

JackSparrow2: Yes ma'am 🫡

Tortuglia: haha rich bitch

RichBitch: Also, may I ask: Beidou and I are teachers, why are we in a student group chat?

Venti: oop whoopsies was axident dont report ro other teachres i will give u candy

JackSparrow2: DEAL

Venti removed JackSparrow2 from the chat

Venti removed RichBitch from the chat

ColonCancer: Is amber here? I didnt see her

NakuWeed: She was setting things on fire

ColonCancer: Ok!

Rabbit: Im also here now!!!!

ColonCancer: YAY

Rabbit: also why am i rabbit when i have a bunny

Venti: Why not i made fischl crow

Crow: the offense of thy self bestowed onto thee as if thy stars of Corvis has faded to the black whole to the Celestia.

GayAndEurepean: *clap clap*

GayAndEurepean: Wait I'm not Eurepean..

GayForSouthernRockstars: I find it funny

SouthernRockstar: what is with y'alls names

Venti: i changed them >:)

SouthernRockstar: than why your name not changed

Venti: LE GASP

I FORGOT

FreeCoffin: HAHA

Tortuglia: HAHA

BetterTHanEveryone: WHATS UP BITHCES LIKE MY NEW NAME

Tortuglie: cap

CuteFox: Why is my name different?

Yaemikophobia: What is this name?

fish: I dislike mine as well.

bird: My name isn't even capitalized..

ILoseOnikabutoFightingToChildren: WJATS WRNG WHO NMED ME HTIS OBVIUSY WONRG NAKM

50/50: I don't find anything wrong with it, mister.

FreeCoffin: HAHA I FOUND U DED CHILD NO EPXAPING

50/50 left the chat

FreeCoffin: Damnit

Tortuglia: AHHA

FreeCoffin: AHAH I FOND U CHILDE NO ESCAPIHG

Tortuglia: AH

SPLESE SPAE ME ALL POWERUL

FreeCoffin: no way bestay

Tortuglia: YAY WE DNA FISHT

BetterTHanEveryone: D N A F I S H T

i sure love some dna fish

Tortuglia: i do too lmao

FreeCoffin: OMAG YAS

Tortuglia: We dhould invite our crushess

I invite Zhongli

FreeCoffin: Yanfeiii

BetterTHanEveryone: haha imagine loving someone whos laive hahaha

FreeCoffin: Bruh imagine being frinds with nayone thats alive

Emo: You stole my line.

BetterTHanEveryone: OMG XIAO BESITES

Emo: are u gonna change my name back.

BetterTHanEveryone: take a guress ehe~

Tortuglia: he even did the ~ thing

FreeCoffin: ahah lol

BrokenShirt: Why is my name 'BrokenShirt'? my shirt is very indeed intact I just cut it at the sides.

BetterTHanEveryone: mmmm sur

SonicSpinnySpinSpin: shut up i need to sleep

FreeCoffin: mmm no

Tortuflia: no lol suffer

BetterTHanEveryone: bros got ATITUDE

BrokenLawsAndDestruction: Do you know who else has attitude?

BetterTHanEveryone: naw who

BrokenLawsAndChaos: you, because you ruined my fav show Law and Order

FreeCoffin: oooooOOOOOoooooo I KNEW IT

I knew ur fav show

BetterTHanEveryone: it was obvius she be lawyer

FreeCoffin: SHUT IP LET ME AHVE THIS MFOENT

Tortuglia: tf is a mfoent

OldMan: I believe what she meant to type was the word 'moment'.

Tortuglia: Oh, you're right, I see that now daddy.

I men day.

autocorrect is crazy sometimes...

OldMan: I see, but how would the word day fit into the sentence, if I may ask.

Tortuglia: Modern slang

FreeCoffin: bros got the rizz

BetterTHanEveryone: I MEN day. lol

WAIT guys shut up the teachers are tlaking enxt o my dorm shuh

Venti turned down his 4nemo music slightly, still blasting at a volume that anyone could hear from several miles away.

"I wonder who did this..." A teacher muttered, she sounded like Mrs. Jean.

"Whoever it is, they mopped my gym floors, I love them!" A voice boomed, most likely Mrs. Beidou. Her excellent acting made it seem like she wasn't added in the chat by accident. Hehe.

"Beidou you need to stop judging people on just one thing they did. We need to focus on finding who did this, or what group of people did this," Someone reminded, Venti's guess was Mrs. Ningguang.

"I wonder if Eden's school being destroyed has a part in this." Mr. Alhaitham said.

"Of course, idiot. Maybe some dumb bitch eavesdropped on us and thought we were about to move schools or something," Mr. Kaveh said harshly.

Venti gasped.

"How dare you-" He started.

"If they're still eavesdropping, I'd love to see their face when we say that we weren't ever even thinking about moving schools," Mr. Kaveh said.

"As if anyone could hear us through this disgusting music," Mr. Alhaithem grumbled.

Venti was once again offended, but so much so that he fully turned off his speaker. He used the security camera he installed in the lounge and watched their expressions. But they remained looking almost the same, most of them holding coffee cups unspilled in their hands.

BORING.

"Eden is still a better school though."

Through this special security camera, Venti could talk through so obviously he used that tool to scream at them.

"Do you know what's a better school?" Venti asked, making up the best insult in his head.

All the teachers in the room froze at the sudden voice. Suddenly, most of them were looking up at the camera in the corner of the lounge.

"HAHAHAHA I scared you," Venti said, completely forgetting about the insult he was about to say.

"Go away Venti," Alhaithem sighed.

"And you didn't scare us cutie," Mrs. Lisa giggled.

"Okay~ But I know who planned this," Venti said triumphantly.

"We already have an idea on who it was," Mrs. Ningguang stated.

"Who?" Venti asked.

"An idiot." Mrs. Jean said, gulping the rest of her coffee.

Venti was about to say something when Xiao came over to the speaker.

"You're right, it was Venti." Xiao said, shutting the speaker off a mere second after talking.

"Xiao!" Venti gasped.

"What," Xiao asked, not even the slightest bit interested in what the other had to say.

"YOU SPOKE! EEEEE I MADE MY ROOMATE BESTIE BANDMATE SPEAK AHHHHHH!" Venti shook Xiao's shoulders while screaming.

Once Venti let go of Xiao, he quickly went back to his bed without a word. Venti, slowly faded from his new-found happiness with the thought of telling the chat.

"Shit." Venti muttered.

He sat on his squeaky, low-quality dorm mattress and opened his phone, he only had two new messages from when he last got on.

BetterTHanEveryone: I MEN day. lol

WAIT guys shut up the teachers are tlaking enxt o my dorm shuh

TotallyCrushingOnTighnari: I can't even hear myself talking, how will you eavesdrop?

wolfboi: i agree.

BetterTHanEveryone: guyyyyys repot on nwe info

IAccidentalyBleachedMyHairWhiteWhileTryingToDestroyASchool: wghsaet hsahppnenged

BetterTHanEveryone: soo like my nusic was so good taht i thiught they saaid 2 move instead of admier

FrozenAlfredo: Are you saying that your music was so loud that you misheard and thought that we were moving instead of the truth that they were admiring?

BetterTHanEveryone: obvi

NakuWeedBitch: wtf

BetterTHanEveryone: haha lol funny right

Tortuglia: heyhey at leat we go to DESTOY A SHCOOL

FreeCoffin: ig

BetterTHanEveryone: THANK U BESTIES

Tortuglia: WAIT

FreeCoffin: WHAT????

Tortuglia: OHOH WE GET 2 SPY ON DRUNK ELYMENTARY STUEDENTS I ALMOST FORGOT

FrozenAlfredo: Wait, what?

Tortuglia: I replaced all the water sources and some vinegar with firewater so children r gonna drink and be drunk ehehhehahhahahaWAHAHAHA

Rabbit: I remember that!!!

FreeCoffin: YAS

BetterTHanEveryone: ONG LETS GO

FISHCL OR XIANGLING OR AMBER OR YAYAO OR EI OR COLLIE OR ITTO OR LUMIE/EATHER GET YOUR PETS ADN MAK THEM SPY

CropTopTwin: haha Paimon is so our pet

HotGirlie: haha Paimon is so out pet

CropTopTwin: U COPPIED ME

HotGirlie: NO U

BetterTHanEveryone: roflol

FreeCoffin: roflol?

CropTopTwin: I WILL KILL YOU AND SEND YOU OUT OF THIS WORLD

HotGirlie: WELL ID RATHER GO BACK THERE THAN BE HERE WITH U

BetterTHanEveryone: rolling on the floor lol

FreeCoffin: haha roflol

CropTopTwin: WOAH THATS GOING TOO FAR

HotGirlie: NOT IF ITS TRUE

Tortuglia: damn u guys r crayzy

CropTopTwin: WELL I ONLY EAT THE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES BC U LIKE THEM I HATE THEM

HotGirlie: I ONLY GOT HATSUNE MIKU COLORFUL STAGE BC U DID AND I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT

CropTopTwin: I ONLY USE THE MAPLE SYRUP BC U LIKE IT AND MAKE IT RUN OUT QUICKER

HotGirlie: WHEN I DO UR LAUNDRY I ADD A FEW DROPS OF BLEACH EVERY TIME

CropTopTwin: I PURPOSEFULLY INTIE YOUR HOODIE STRINGS SO THEY FALL OUT WHEN I DO THE LANDRY

HotGirlie: HOW F/CING DARE YOU. I KEEP STEALING YOUR PHONE CHARGER EVERY NIGHT SO YOU RUN OUT WHEN TEXTING YOUR FRIENDS

CropTopTwin: I ACT LIKE IM A NATURAL SNORERER WHEN I ACTUALLY SNORE JUST FOR YOU TO HEAR MY SNORES AND KEEP U AWAKE

HotGirlie: I STEAL A DOLLAR FROM UR SECRET STASH EVERY TIME I GO INTO UR ROOM

CropTopTwin: I NEVER ACTUALLY GAVE YOU A BIRTHDAY PRESENT LAST BDAY I JUST GAVE YOU THE ONE THAT MY FRIEND GOT MY CAUSE I HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAN U AND GOT MORE PRESENTS

HotGirlie: I ACTUALLY GOT MORE PRESENTS IN SECRET I JUST WANTED U TO DO THAT SO I GOT MORE

CropTopTwin: Wait... Actually?

HotGirlie: No bitch I was lying, u were too, right?

CropTopTwin: Ya

Tortuglia: wait wat

HotGirlie: its really funnny to fake argue in chats

FreeCoffin: THAT WAS FAKE!? I WAS BYING ICECREAM FOR LUMI

HotGirlie: no it was true.

CropTopTwin: Ya im so sad rn 😢

why not all just hang and eat icearm

HotGirlie: no ones gonna give u icearm earth

CropTopTwin: SHUT TF UP

HotGirlie: Hu u better he quick im starting to cry

CropTopTwin: Bruh our rooms r right next to each other I don't hear the annoying snuffles u do

HotGirlie: IM CRYING OK

CropTopTwin: SURE

Crow: thou hast thee oblige to agree spying of thy 'elementary students'

CropTopTwin: YAY thanks Fischl i knew copsplaying with u on weekends was worth it! I also ahd fun but more benefits!

HotGirlie: Didn't u say u were going on a date adn that he broke up with u? I GOT U ICEARM

CropTopTwin: Shit

wait no ur getting icearm from Hu rn were even

BetterTHanEveryone: OKAY GYS LETS ATACH A KAMERA TO OZ ON MUNDAY AND WACH IT AFTER SCOOL IN THEATER

Tortuglia: YAY A CANT WAIT OHFOIWEHIVOHWEOHOEW

...

After the short weekend that should be extended to three days instead of two, Fischl attached a camera around Oz's neck and told him to go to Eden. Oz knew where to go because they frequently went for walks at the fancy private school.

...

The school day felt like a whole year. Every student was waiting excitedly for the video. Except Dori because she wasn't invited.

"SCHOOLS OVER BITCHES!" Venti shouted as the bell rang, backflipping off a desk, and sprinting towards the theater.

At the theater, many students conversed excitedly because last time Venti got drunk and was singing a tone-deaf song whilst breaking several strings on their lyre.

"GUYS GUYS FISCHL'S HERE!" Venti shouted.

"I, Fischl, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, greet thy bard out of the binaries of thy holy kingdom of Celestia and Teyvat," Fischl said elegantly, Oz flying beside her.

"Greeting to you as well, your highness," Venti grinned.

Fischl grabbed a camera from her backpack and handed it to Venti.

"Thou Prinzessin is interested in thy experience, as though-" Fischl started.

"Prinzessin, we need to watch the video, though I would love to hear you talk some other time," Venti declined her words politely.

Fischl took this in a nice way, thinking of how this fellow theater kid would like to hear her speak put a smile on her face.

"Until thou magnificent time," Fischl said simply.

"Till then," Venti laughed.

After the conversation, Venti hopped on over to the projector facing the stage.

"Someone put line 8 down!" Venti called.

"Aren't those like- ropes?" Keqing asked, wondering out loud.

"Line 8 would pull down a white screen, perfect for presentations or videos from the projector," Venti explained as a more experienced student pulled down the rope after calling for others to move out of the way.

The white curtain came down and shortly after, the start of the video was shining on the screen.

"Get in your seats ladies, gentlemen, non-binaries, and whatever's left!" Venti ordered with a smile.

Venti squinted their eyes to see a scene as Childe swiftly took a seat next to Zhongli and Hu Tao.

"Hehe, bros got that W rizz," Venti giggled.

When the 8-hour video was pulled open, applause sounded.

"Zhongli!" Venti shouted.

Zhongli turned to look at the bard.

"Is my assistance needed?" Zhongli asked.

"Ya, we need to cut the video down to when the action comes!" Venti called.

"Ah. Childe, if I may leave our conversation for later," Zhongli said.

"O-of course," Childe said.

"I give you my thanks," Zhongli smiled as he stood and walked over to Venti. Childe turned to Hu Tao and started to rant about something, earning a constant snicker or grin from Hu Tao as he kept on talking.

"Okay audience, we need to ask you to hang for a while, we need to cut the video!" Venti shouted.

They got many responses and several boos, but Venti was used to that and they didn't care.

"Let's do this, old man," Venti said.

"But not alone," A voice behind them said.

The two turned to see their fellow partners in crime, Raiden Ei, Nahida, Murata, Tsaritsa, and Focalors.

"Hey hey! It's been a while, now let's get this done!" Venti cheered. Less work for him!

So the seven Mafia bosses worked on a video of drunk children, taking turns as three were left out of the work to catch up on each other's lives.

35 minutes later, the video was condensed to around 3 hours and 14 minutes.

...

It skipped the boring bits where no one drank, so it instantly started with a 6th grader bending down to drink from the water fountain in the courtyard. Once they left, it skipped to a younger student, probably in 3rd grade taking a very long slurp of water. Many students of all ages took 'water' from the water fountain, but the number was currently at 7 students. Of course that wouldn't be a problem though, for Childe replaced every single water source on campus to fire water.

The video clip suddenly skipped again. A shaky 5th grader was being escorted by two other 5th graders to presumably the nurse. After this, Oz found the need to fly down to get audio from the children.

"My head is so dizzy.." The presumably drunk 5th grader grumbled.

The video skipped around 30 minutes to a girl (a 4th grader?) drinking from the fountain, gulping down the firewater.

"Guys the water tastes funny," The child called.

"OooOOooo, really?" The girl's friend asked with clear interest.

"I'm gonna try it!" The girl's other friend called, rushing over to the fountain.

Back in the audience, cheers and applause were heard.

The 4th grader drank from the fountain, pulling from it with disgust.

"Disgusting!" She said loudly.

"Oh! Oh! My turn!" The girl's first friend said.

When the 4th grader fully gulped down a hydro flask, a group of 4 boys and girls in around 8th grade were eyeing the girls' disgusted faces.

"I bet they're just trying to get attention," One of the 8th graders said.

"But maybe they're not," The other replied.

"Hey- where are you going, Stewart?" The first 8th grader asked.

"To try it.. Obviously," Stewart said in a mocking tone.

So this Stewart guy went over to the fountain and took a few sips.

"Gosh! That tastes so bad!" Stewart exclaimed.

The exclamation earned a few more eyes from the students passing through their classes.

The video then cut ahead to the next time the students were passing from class to class. Many more students were drinking water from the fountain, ready for the disgust to consume their tongues, yet they kept drinking.

"I'm sooooo hungry," A 2nd grader complained to their friend.

"Me too, I can't believe that the water is so cheap now, last week it was like- $60!" The friend complained, making big motions with their arms.

The video skipped ahead once more after another kid- presumably a 9th grader, drank from the fountain. The skip was obviously an hour or more, as the light blue sky lept to a hazy pink.

"The water tasted soo weird earlier-" a 9th grader interrupted herself by hiccuping, "toooday,"

"Are you sick?" Her friend asked with concern as they walked through the courtyard.

"Hehe~" The friend giggled, a big grin replacing her smile.

"We need to- Casey!" The drunk girl, Casey, fell to the floor.

The friend quickly whispered something to their unconscious friend and left in a sprint.

A minute later, the 8th graders from earlier were walking around the water fountain, all arm and arm and walking in a line as straight as Xingqiu. The friends were laughing and giggling, their smiles grand and wide.

Venti looked down at the audience and decided to join them, so he sat next to his bestie Xiao and tried to find a smile on his face. With no luck, he looked at the other high schoolers in the audience, mostly grinning and smiling. Venti themself smiled at this, the happiness they created along with Fischl and Oz.

Then one of the 8th graders suddenly threw up and many cheers could be heard, mostly from the audience in the theater, but one of his friends was laughing so hard she fell to the floor. After the laughing, Venti notices that Gorou, Tighnari and Sucrose were twitching their ears and facing them away from the entrance of the theater to block out a sound.

Venti found this suspicious so he ignored the screen and stared at the entrance. There couldn't be a teacher... Just as that thought passes, a blonde architect passes through the door.

"What is happening here!? You guys aren't supposed to be here!" Mr. Kaveh shouted.

Venti, already standing, grabbed Xiao's hand and started pulling him out of the seats, aiming for the exit sign almost right behind them. With four exits (two actually going outside of the building and two going to a hallway), Venti thought it to be smart to choose the one farthest away from the teacher.

"Scatter!" Venti shouted as he pulled Xiao along to the exit.

The students quickly began shuffling and pushing everyone out of the way. Many covered their faces to not be identified.

"I GOT THIS!" A very annoying and loud voice shouted with confidence, Itto.

"No you don't, idiot!" Kuki shouted back at him.

"YEAH MAN!" Itto grinned with confidence.

Soon, the whole scene of the theater was blocked out of vision and replaced with a parking lot.

Venti let go of Xiao's hand and waited for most of the students to come so they could guide them back to the dorms through a shortcut they've used many times before.

Once most of the students come outside, Venti begins to run to the right. The navigation was simple, there were dumpsters right by a shorter roof leading to the normal-sized roof. After a complicated, unnecessary way to enter the building via Xiao and Venti's open window, the ladders that were involved decided to fall when Itto climbed on them.

The metal ladders luckily survived the fall onto the bumpy, dirty, unwashed concrete below.

Since Itto was the second last to enter, everyone that came with Venti were inside and on their phones. Dehya was left on the roof, too scared to jump.

BetterTHanEveryone: YAY!

Tortuglia: that wus funnnn

FreeCoffin: we should do that again

ShamrockShake: We should not do that again, Mr. Albedo could've gotten in trouble.

BetterTHanEveryone: oh calm down

its fine

BOOMBOOMPOW: I AGRE

FrozenAlfredo: I would disagree.

Tortuglia: we should do that again tho

FreeCoffin: yasssssss

Tortuglia: i love getting childedren drunk

BetterTHanEveryone: c h i l d e. d r e n

not everything is about u bro

ILoseOnikabutoFightingToChildren: 👉👵💣💥

FreeCoffin: wtf

BetterTHanEveryone: is that ohw my grama died?