I should be-

1) doing my homework early, broadening my mind!

2) out socializing, making connections! 

3) planning my career, preparing for the future!

I am doing-

1) lying down of the sofa

2) lying down on the bed

3) lying down literally everywhere

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when somebody asks you why you're so quiet

me: *poker face*

me: nobody plans a murder out loud.

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sales people be like- 'hey there! I am now about to make your shopping experience super uncomfortable!' 

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in public-

my brain: hey, remember that thing that happened yesterday? it was so funny!

me: *laughs maniacally recollecting my memory* 

everyone else around me, even my pet: *concerned about the safety of both of us* 

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sadly setting the alarm for 7 am at 5 am

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me: ugh, I have a bad headache!

mom: must be all this coffee.

me: I guess so.

mom: The only solutions is to drink less-

me: MORE COFFEE

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