Okay so WHEN YOUR CHARACTER IS SUPER LUCKY

THEY GET OUTTA ALL THE SITUATIONS

NEVER GET SICK

NEVER DIE

ALWAYS GET RESCUED

CAN SOMEHOW BE THE MOST DEFENSELESS PERSON EVER AND NOT DIE WHEN SOMEONE IS LEGIT CHOKING THEM OR SOMETHING

CAUSE TGATS HOW LIFE WORKS

" THE mountain had his hand around my throat, choking the life out of me while joffrey had a crossbow pointed at me. Suddenly Jaime my lover poppes outta the ceiling and killed joffrey and the mountain in one swipe of his sword."

BITXH WTF