"Come on.... Come on!!!" you shouted in anticipation.

You were eagerly awaiting the next stream of your favorite VTuber.

You read the comments just as the stream start counter went down by each second.

"When's she gonna start?!"

"I want my Calliope!"

You figured you could make a witty response to that comment.

"If you like calliopes so much, then why don't you buy a calliope and learn to play it?" you typed.

The original commenter responded with "...".

Meanwhile, many other commenters gave you a standing ovation.

You followed that up with "Why don't you go marry the Greek mythology girl Calliope?"

The original commenter responded with "What?"

You wanted to make a third response to that, but the stream started just like that in a flash.

"SHUSH!" you commented. "It's starting!"

A few seconds later, you heard her familiar voice.

"Greetings, my fellow dead beats."

You felt your heart skip a beat.

"I love you," you left a comment in the stream.

Timeskip brought to you by chibi (y/n) enjoying the stream

After the stream finished, you looked at the time.

1:15 a.m.

You were up late, and needed to get to bed soon.

Before you fell asleep, you looked at the blue light illuminating from your window.

"Someday," you thought, "I'll see her here, in real life."

A shooting star passed by your window.

"Ha!", you thought. "Like that's ever gonna happen."

Timeskip to the next day brought to you by chibi (y/n) sleeping

As you were watching shows on your TV, you noticed a moving van was pulling up to a sold house.

You looked out your window, and saw a pink-haired lady carrying some boxes.

You didn't realize it, but the lady was, in fact, the girl of your dreams.

But then you took some time to think.

"Nah", you said to yourself. "There's no way."

Timeskip to a few days later brought to you by chibi (y/n) sitting on his porch.

That's literally all you were doing. Just sitting on your porch.

Well, you did go and get food for yourself, because after all, you can't just live on spying on your new neighbor.

As you set off from your porch to take a walk, you saw the lady from the other day walking outside her house.

You couldn't bare witness it with your own eyes. You just had to know.

"HELLO!" you shouted from across the street.

The lady noticed your call and turned only slightly towards your direction.

"Hello," she responded.

That was enough proof. The girl across the street was the girl of your dreams.

"Wait!" you called as you ran towards her.

"Yes?" she asked.

"I know who you are!"

"You do?" she responded.

"YES! You're Mori Calliope!"

Calli: "How did you--"

"I'm a big fan! I've seen your videos! I've listened to your songs!"

"Figures this neighborhood would have at least one rabid fanboy," Calli said to herself.

"Excuse me?"

Calli: "I mean, it's nice to meet a fan, even if you're my new neighbor."

She then began to set off.

"Wait!" you responded by grabbing her legs before she had the chance to leave.

Calli: "What is it now?"

"I wanted to show you around the neighborhood!"

Calli: "Do you promise you won't make a big deal about me being with you?"

"Yes?"

Calli: "Are you sure? Because if you do, I'll have a paparazzi on me."

"What kind?"

Calli: "The one that never leaves you alone."

"I do."

Calli: "Well, in that case, I would love to."

You took her by her hand as you walked her to the city.

"You're going to love it here, Calli."