Dedicated to annale99

5- year old Helen having a conversation with her mother:

Helen: Mummy, I am fo HAPPY!!!

Mom:That's good honey, what happened?

Helen: My teavher pasted me!

Mom: WHAT????!!!!

Helen: What? All she did was paste me. U r happy fo me?

Mom: :0 I'm going to talk to your teacher.

Helen: Oh yay! So now u like hr?

Mom: * cracking knuckles*

Helen: ???

Well, let's see how the meeting of the teacher and Helen's mom will be like...

*When meeting teacher*
Mom: ( The moment she saw her) Boom! WHACK! BOOM! CRUNCH!

Teacher: Screams and faints.

That's how I expected it to go...