(Third person POV)

On the way to gym class, Kakashi kept complaining that they were gonna deal with a drunk angry teacher. "Man you're such a drag" grumbles Shikamaru. "aye! you don't gotta deal with Lady Tsunade 5 times a day!" Kakashi snaps, still being dragged to his death. "you'll be fine Kakashi, besides I think we have a sub today" the blonde cheers. 'sub? that's music to my ears' I mentally cheer my ass off. "looks like this is the place" Yamato says, standing in front of the double doors leading inside the gym. While Kakashi was complaining about pretty much everything, Sasuke and Yamato open the doors as Naruto and Shikamaru drag the complaining Silver inside.

"oh look at that, a substitute" Naruto snickers. "you better not be joking" grumbles Kakashi, yawning. "see for your self then, lover boy" Sasuke laughs. Kakashi punches Sasuke's shin. "don't call me that unless you want to die" Kakashi smiles, standing up. "OKAY CLASS TIME TO TRAIN!" yells the teacher. Kakashi's face turns from tired to horror. "oh my God no! Not him!!" Kakashi yells, trying to run away but gets tripped by Shikamaru. "come on, Gai-sensei is not that bad" Yamato says reassuringly. Kakashi just glares at Yamato. "wood-boy, if only you knew" 

'wood-boy? what the hell kind of nickname is that?' Yamato thought as he and Naruto picked up the, trying to run away, Kakashi. "FuDgEEEeeeEEeeEEe" yells Kakashi as he tries to get away. "what's so bad about Gai-sensei that you want to run away so badly?" Shikamaru asks. "he like a monster with unlimited energy," Kakashi says, still trying to escape. "well that's just rude, you shouldn't call people "monster," Sasuke says. "BrUh his training is so intense that it sent kids to the hospital while Gai-sensei, on the other hand, didn't even break a sweat," Kakashi says, looking at Sasuke with horror. "OoF" Sasuke laughed.

"yea yea, laugh all you want, wait 5 minutes and you'll see what I'm talking about" Kakashi grumbles. "right, now let's go" Sasuke snickers while walking inside. Kakashi kicks Sasuke in the face as he walks inside. Sasuke falls backward a bit "OI" snaps the angry duck. "Sorry, my foot slipped," Kakashi says with a straight face somehow. "Kakashi you'll be fine, stop complaining" Naruto laughs. "Naru, if you care about me then you will not let me go in there," Kakashi says looking at Naruto with a pleading gaze. Naruto thinks for a bit then smiles at Kakashi. "then I don't care" Naruto says, laughing. "ouch" Kakashi mumbles in defeat as Yamato and Naruto carry him inside.

"Hello, youthful students, I'm your substitute, Might Gai or Gai-sensei!" Gai-sensei cheers. "Um excuse me...Gai-sensei?" one of the students step forward. "Yes, Ms. Hyuga?" Gai-sensei says while looking at the attendance paper. "w-what happened to Lady Tsunade?" the girl asks. "she obviously got drunk" The boy beside her, Neji Hyuga, says. "yes Mr. Hyuga is exactly right, Mrs. Shizune says that she left the school to go drink" Gai-sensei says, looking at the note left for him.

"oh hello Youthful comrade Kakashi, I didn't know you are in my class today" Gai-sensei cheers. "kill meeeeeee" Kakashi whispers in Naruto and Yamato's ears. Yamato and Naruto purposefully drop Kakashi. "you'll survive," Shikamaru says, poking Kakashi with his foot. Gai-sensei blinks, slightly confused but pushes his confusion aside. "okay my youthful students! time to run!" Gai-sensei cheers, running outside to the football field faster than light pretty much.

"I think I'll rather deal with Lady Tsunade" Mumbles Kakashi as Shikamaru and Sasuke drag him outside. Naruto helps Shikamaru and Sasuke drag Kakashi. "you'll be fine you big baby" Naruto laughs. "I ain't no baby" spats Kakashi. "says the one who was just complaining like one" grumbles Shikamaru. "fuck you Lazy-Boi, Fuck you" Growls Kakashi as he glares at Shikamaru. "sorry but I'm already in a relationship and I'm saving my body for them not you" Shikamaru smirks. "That's not what I meant and you know it" Kakashi laughs, punching well attempting to punch Shikamaru. "you're in a relationship?" gasps the little blonde. "yea, it's such a drag," Shikamaru says, shrugging. "who is it?" Sasuke says curiously. "Temari" Shikamaru shrugs.

"Don't worry man, I already have your funeral set up" Sasuke laughs. "yea Imma have to agree with Duck-butt on this one" Kakashi says laughing. "she's not that bad...when she's not pissed" Shikamaru says. "when is she not pissed then?" Naruto asks. "when I'm not being a smart-ass" Shikamaru chuckles. "oof, she's always pissed then" Kakashi laughs. "I heard she's terrifying when she's pissed," Yamato says. "she is, trust me" Shikamaru shudders which is very unusual for him.

-outside on the football field-

"Okay Students, we are going to run the mile!" Gai-sensei yells. Kakashi turns to Shikamaru and starts shaking him senselessly. "kill meeeeeeee" Kakashi groans. Shikamaru stops Kakashi from shaking him to the point of passing out. "Nah I'm good," Shikamaru says.